Chapter 458 The terrifying Conan attacks in the first year
It was pitch black and nothing could be seen.
No, not being able to see seems not to be a physical problem, but a physical problem.
Fujiwara Yu touched the black cloth covering his head. After taking it off, he regained the light. He looked down at the bandit's hood without any holes. The corner of his mouth couldn't help but twitch, especially when he heard the sound of a barbell in his ear.
The laughter and twitching frequency became faster.
"Hahahahahahahahahahaha, are you startled, thinking you are going to die?!"
"..."
Fujiwara Yu looked up speechlessly at the blond woman who was laughing at him, especially when she was laughing, she didn't forget to pick her nose. He was sure that this person was the goddess who controlled time and space, Ariadonna. It was just the fat that had accumulated around her waist.
...Well, the food has been pretty good these past few years.
Eliadona, who was sitting cross-legged on the throne, noticed Fujiwara Yu's unchanging Sima face. She stopped picking her nose, skillfully made a "k" gesture, and then flicked her index finger gracefully.
The lump of booger the size of Malice fell accurately into the black tea cup on the side.
beng
Boogers actually have sound effects.
No, there was even a cheering sound effect that appeared inexplicably in the entire space when a basketball arcade shot was made.
Fujiwara Yuu, who witnessed the whole process, squinted his eyes. He was not surprised by Ariadona's uncharacteristic behavior. He just wanted to sigh: It turns out that the goddess's nose is also at the level of a goddess. This is really not an ordinary human being.
The size that can be cut out.
"Hey, why aren't you surprised at all? In other words, are you not surprised at all when you see me?" Eliadona suddenly writhed on the throne like a snake, obviously she would not return the favor.
I forced my eyes there, but I couldn't see any sense of beauty at all. I just felt that this person was wrong, that this god's brain was not developing normally.
By the way, does God have a brain?
Fujiwara Yu felt that it was better not to be curious about Ariadona. He was very worried about asking this question. She could open her head on the spot to show him her big and small brain, and ask herself: is it mine?
The brain is also perfect?
He sighed deeply, thinking of the scene just now, he nodded and admitted:
"I'm really surprised. I didn't expect the size of the goddess's boogers..."
"!
Ta mi, ta mi, ta mi, ta mi!
"Aliadonna's neck suddenly stretched infinitely in front of Fujiwara Yuu, and she directly taught her face to face: "Handsome guys can't say such NG words. You can say your nose is like Morinaga rock salt toffee."
Fujiwara Yu stretched out his hand to push away the big face that was in front of him. He recalled that when he first saw Aliadona, he thought she was a very beautiful and elegant goddess. Now he really wants to give her to the past.
I punched it twice myself, but the thing in front of me didn't look like a goddess at all.
"Don't talk about things like this. The world outside has become like this. Is it because of you?"
Ariadona curled her lips and was a little dissatisfied. Why did the "servant" she chose not be interesting at all? At the last goddess gathering, the goddess Elonatlan, who was in charge of appearance, was still showing off where her "servant" went.
The world is full of cursed spirits. In order to express his love for the goddess, the "servant" named all his domains after her.
Tsk, why is this guy in front of me not interesting at all, and he even always looks like he dislikes me? Don’t you know that the goddess’s boogers smell of caramel milk? You’re an ignorant guy.
Forget it, forget it, I don’t have the same experience as this guy.
Anyway, the day he completes the main mission, he will receive a big red envelope of 10,000 years of salary from the Lord God. When the time comes to welcome the next "servant", he must open his eyes and choose carefully. He must never choose this kind of person again.
Boring guy.
Ariadona coughed twice, she instantly restrained her nature, sat dignifiedly on the throne, and whispered softly:
"Ahem, I really failed just now. My personality would pop up occasionally, but I have suppressed it now."
If it weren't for the cup of black tea mixed with her own nose excrement that she picked up and took a sip, Fujiwara Yu would have almost believed it.
"Oh, let's get down to business."
"I summoned you here just to tell you that your main mission has been started, and the Child of Destiny has been born, so you will find that the world has become a little different." Eliadona put down her hand and used it.
Come hold the elegant black tea cup and explain with a smile.
The birth of a child of luck?
Fujiwara Yu suddenly frowned. Could it be that Edogawa Conan was just born in the world he was in? Then... what he was looking for was not an adult, but a newborn baby.
This, you want me to be a daddy?
Ariadona seemed to have seen through Fujiwara Yuu's inner thoughts. She raised the corners of her mouth, shook her fingers, and said with a smile:
"N, I'm not asking you to be a daddy. Your biggest task in this world is to help the Son of Destiny break the first year of Conan. Otherwise, the world you live in will stand still except for technology!"
"What do you mean? You mean our lives are suspended for the same year?"
"That's right, the natives of the world won't find it strange, but as an outsider, it's different." Eliadona couldn't stand pretending to be a lady, so she crossed her legs and slumped on the throne,
He said lazily: "So if you don't break the first year of Conan, you may be in a year-round state for the rest of your life."
Open all year round!
boom!
When Fujiwara Yu heard these four words, he felt his heart being beaten violently. He really didn't want to be a social beast who had to be on call for the Metropolitan Police 24 hours a day. It would be better to let him work all year round.
Go to hell.
And according to Aliadona, the worst people are the students?
"Aliadonna, according to what you mean...students will always stay in the grade they are in now? What about the high school seniors who need to take the big exam? And the seniors who are about to graduate, will their time also stop?"
This chapter is not over yet, please click on the next page to continue reading! "Of course, if you are unlucky, you will have to go through two major exams a month, right? Although students cannot feel that time has stopped, their physical condition and mental quality will still be rewarded
of."
After hearing this, Fujiwara Yu understood the horror of the first year of Conan. It was not that the number of exams was terrible, but that during this period, the bodies of the aborigines would also receive negative emotional feedback. If this continues, it will cause a double physical and mental damage.
collapse.
He took a deep breath and exhaled slowly, and she suddenly felt that the burden on her shoulders became heavier.
Fujiwara Yu felt that it was necessary to clarify the entire Conan Year 1 rules. He felt that it was far more than that simple:
"How do you calculate age? Pregnant women, babies about to be born, and seniors who age naturally, can't they always stay in this state?"
"Pregnant women will give birth normally, but babies and the elderly will stop living. Do you understand that? Fujiwara-kun"
Ariadona knows that Fujiwara Yu is very smart, and she should be able to understand how terrifying it would be if Conan didn't break it in the first year. This world is not simple to begin with. Although it is not as desperate as the giant world and spells next door, this kind of boiling frog in warm water
Mode is not a kind of torture.
It sounds good that both babies and the elderly will remain at a standstill, but when you think about the high costs of supporting the elderly and raising babies, this is not what ordinary families can afford, especially... sick people.
Even if Japan’s medical care is very good, what about extending it to the rest of the world?
It turns out that those who have buried hatred in their hearts
The burden on office workers will expand infinitely, and the pressure on students will also expand infinitely. The multiple blows to the body, mind, and life are enough to cause the suicide and crime rates around the world to rapidly rise to a terrifying value.
However, this is not the most terrifying thing. What worries Fujiwara the most is the population rate of this world.
Except for the women who are now pregnant, there will be no rebirth in this world. With suicide and crime rising, what is the concept of no rebirth? It means that if the first year of Conan is not broken, humankind will become extinct.
Fujiwara Yu rubbed his temples. It turns out that what he encountered before was just a novice protection period? It was really an exaggeration. The important task he shouldered was to cooperate with the Son of Destiny to "save" the world.
He raised his eyes to look at Ariadonna, who was sitting on the throne, looking at him meaningfully, and asked:
"So, how do I break it?"
"First of all, you have to make sure that the Son of Destiny will not die. You can regard him as the savior of this world. His loss of life also means that your mission has failed."
"What happens if the mission fails?"
"The world will restart to the year you were born, and... your existence will be erased, and no one will remember you."
Fujiwara Yu's expression changed slightly. Perhaps he had lived for a long time. He had forgotten that he had died once, and that he had not yet obtained a permanent residence certificate in the world.
It’s really cruel. Is the price of failure never coming?
"Then what? Making sure he doesn't die should be just a necessary condition."
"You have to figure out the next thing on your own. The answer lies with the Son of Destiny. With your intelligence, I think you will come to a conclusion when you meet him." Ariadot
Na stretched out her hand and snapped her fingers. She waved her hands with a smile and said: "I have a guest here. It's almost time for you to wake up, otherwise your little girlfriend will be worried."
"That's all? Do you want me to finish it or not..."
Before Fujiwara Yuu finished speaking, his figure disappeared into the lobby.
Eliadona waved her hand gently, and the ten-meter-high door slowly opened. A woman with gorgeous red hair stood outside the door with a sad face. She was also holding a crystal ball in her hand, which was repeating
Play a picture.
"Aliadonna! Wow, my servant is dead. Now there is no hope of defeating you!"
The person who came was none other than Elonatlan, the goddess in charge of appearance. The scene played repeatedly in the crystal ball was the scene of her "servant" Kitajima Kazuhiko being killed by the two-faced Sunuo. Because the scene was too bloody, the crystal ball also had its own
The mosaic function is enabled.
Ariadonna had a happy expression on her face. She had no intention of comforting her friend. She touched her chin and said:
"Oh? We lost another competitor so quickly?"
"Aliadonna, why don't you comfort me!"
"Yes, yes, my baby is really pitiful. It'll be fine. When I win, I'll take you to have a good time!" Ariadonna comforted her very perfunctorily, but she felt a little happy in her heart.
I really didn't expect that such a loyal "servant" would also fail. Speaking of which, my Sima Lian seems to be quite alive.
Twenty-seven years is indeed a long time to live. During the last competition, the "servants" who also went to this world to perform tasks could not survive even ten years and simply died.