He looked around and said, "That place... shouldn't be too far away."
At 11:30, we set off on time and headed west with our bags on our backs.
I use Dou Yazai's original words, this is called strategic shift, the dog crawls in July, we are going to find the tomb, I won't play with you anymore, you can play alone in the cave slowly.
As I was walking, I turned around and saw the snake girl holding a small wine bottle. She poured a glass of snake blood and was drinking it.
"You are really hopeless! Why are you still drinking this stuff?"
She seemed indifferent. She drank the glass quickly, wiped her mouth, and said nonchalantly: "Anyway, I drink it every day. If I don't drink it, I will feel uncomfortable. Why don't you try a glass too? It's very sweet."
I said pull it down quickly, it smelled very fishy, and I wanted to live for two more years.
She smiled, took the cup back and put it in her bag, and asked me, "So you are tomb robbers."
"You just know that? Don't call us grave robbers. We are called active diggers of underground cultural relics. Do you understand?"
She suddenly pointed forward and said, "That girl likes you very much."
"Xiaoxuan?"
She nodded and smiled: "Look, the two of us were talking, and she kept looking back secretly. I am so ugly, and I really envy her for being so beautiful."
"You're not ugly. Didn't I tell you that last time? I asked you to dot all the moles on your face and take a look."
She shook her head: "No need, I know my own body well. I won't live long. Alas, seriously, how far have you two progressed? Have you ever experienced that?"
"Which one passed?"
"Oh, you are such an idiot! Have you two ever had sex?" she asked with a smile.
I shook my head and said no.
"You don't like her?"
I said I like it.
"Then why don't you do it with her? My mother said that that is the most wonderful thing in the world. It is said that at that moment, people will forget all their worries and unhappiness."
"You are talking nonsense, little girl, what do you know? That kind of thing is like original coffee, it smells good but tastes bitter when you drink it."
"Wow, you seem to understand. You must not be a virgin anymore."
I said of course not. I know a lot. From the looks of it, you probably have never had a boyfriend. I will look back and introduce one to you.
"Introduce to me?"
She immediately shook her head: "I'm so ugly, no man is willing to look at me."
"That's not necessarily the case. You are so good at playing with snakes. This is a plus! There is a saying that beauty is in the eye of the beholder. I used to know a buddy who was called Water Pump, and his girlfriend was called Ugly. In the end, we were not loving each other.
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"So, the key point in this kind of thing is to meet the right person. Don't always underestimate yourself. No matter how ugly you are, you are still prettier than Tingting. How confident is Tingting?"
"Who is Tingting? Uglier than me?"
I told her: "Tingting is the girlfriend of the water pump I just mentioned. She is 1.5 meters tall, weighs 200 pounds, and her face is full of pockmarks. The most important thing is that she has buck teeth. When she smiles, her teeth are exposed.
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"Look, it's like this." I followed suit and tried to push my upper molars outward.
She smiled and asked me: "You just said you could introduce me to a boyfriend, who is it?"
Actually, I hadn't thought about it yet, but suddenly an idea came to me. I pointed at Dou Sprout and said, "What do you think of that person? Is it okay?"
"No! I don't like that person!"
She stopped with her bag on her back, thought for a long time, and seemed to muster up the courage to say to me: "Xiang Yunfeng, I think you are very good at it. I have a wish, that is, I want to be a real woman before I die."
