Grab the chicken with your left hand and hold the wooden stick flat with your right hand.
Gently place the chicken on the hoop.
Seeing the hen standing on the iron ring with both feet without running or crowing, he immediately beamed with joy.
"Kick the brazier over."
I did as he was told and kicked the brazier with a small fire under his feet.
At this moment, the person checking the household registration had cold eyes. He took out a sharp knife from his pocket, grabbed the chicken head, and wiped the chicken neck with one knife!
When we usually kill chickens, the chickens will flap their wings and scream wildly.
But this hen did not. It just held the iron ring with its paws and remained motionless.
The chicken blood flowed down like rain, dripping, dripping, and it all fell into the basin. Cha Hukou watched this scene with an expressionless face.
The moment the chicken's blood dried up, the hen instantly fell off the hoop and died without squealing the whole time.
"Haha, okay, I'm lucky, and Lao Wang's life is tough enough. Now we just have to take the last step."
After saying this, he walked to the window, opened the curtains, and blew the horn gong three times.
About an hour later, no one called him, and Lao Du lay on the hospital bed and opened his eyes. (If I am bragging about this, I will not drink or smoke for a year.)
I told this matter to another friend. The friend studied it all night and came to me the next day and said: "I finally figured it out. Do you know what happened? The reason why the bowl is standing on the wall is
Because the yellow cloth was folded in half to cover it up, in fact, the eaves of the bowl were stuck in the door gap at a certain angle."
I asked him what happened to ordering the chicken?
He said it was simple because people fed the chickens a sedative drug, so the chickens neither ran nor crowed.
Later, after my experiment, what he said was impossible.
No matter how many times I try, the door crack on the door cannot catch the edge of the bowl. Once the chicken is fed sedative drugs, the chicken cannot stand up on the ground, not to mention standing still on the iron ring.
What is the principle of this double-fixing technique? He won't tell me when checking the household registration. As a layman, I will never know.
After saying that, he woke up in the middle of the night. Lao Du lay in bed and froze for a few minutes. Then he looked at the household registration check and pointed to his oxygen mask.
I was helping to take off the mask while checking my household registration, but accidentally touched his arm, which made him grimace in pain.
"Lao Du, what's the matter with you?"
"Huh... damn... the ghost is covering his eyes."
He stared at me and said, "Young man, I made a mistake. It's not a woman, it's a man."
Checking the household registration and nodding: "Yes, I have met the old snake girl once. Although she is an ordinary person, she has received incense from the Snake King Temple. Even if she is polite to a foreigner, she will not have so much resentment."
Lao Du looked at me and asked: "Boy, you almost killed me. This man died unexpectedly, not more than seven weeks ago. I was implicated for reminding you. Its target is very clear, that is the girl in your car."
My hands couldn't help shaking, and my heart was trembling.
"Oh, okay, I can tell from your face even if you don't tell me."
"Does Lao Du smoke?"
"There's no doctor, right? OK, let's get one."
He lit it himself first, then lit it for Lao Du, checked his household registration, took a deep breath, pointed at me and said: "Boy, compared to what I saw half a year ago, your appearance now is like a fortune-teller, no one can stop it."
"But as the saying goes, when people get rich, they are prone to disaster. If I say you don't need to worry about this matter and we will handle it for you, how much are you willing to pay?"
I was stunned for a moment and still didn't react.
The person who checked the household registration said with a smile: "I didn't ask for your money last time, but if I don't charge you this time, I'm sorry for your sky-high fortune now. What can I say? There is a Yuan man in Fodu.
"
I took a deep breath, nodded and said, "Tell me the numbers."
I checked my household registration and Lao Du looked at each other. As if he had thought carefully about it, he pointed out four fingers and made a "four" sign to me.
"Four hundred thousand?" I asked.
He was stunned for more than ten seconds, and at the same time he nodded like a chicken pecking at rice.
