Uncle Gray wanted to stay with us for three days and said he would eat us for three days. He also said that this was his usual rule.
I wish he could stay a few more days, I have a little idea.
this day.
"Uncle Gray is ready for dinner! I just bought fresh pork elbows this morning! I also added a dozen Cordyceps sinensis cordyceps, which is a great supplement!"
"Um...."
Uncle Hui opened the lid of the pot and smelled it: "It looks good, it smells good."
He wasn't afraid of being burned, so he just grabbed the big elbow from the pot and ate it, making his mouth full of oil.
"Uncle Gray, look...this...hehe."
Watching him eat, I rubbed my hands and smiled.
"You have nothing to do to be courteous. Why, you want to learn my secret method of collecting Yang?"
I immediately said: "Yes! If you want to learn, I don't need to learn too much! Uncle Gray, just teach me a little bit."
"Then what did you learn to do?" he asked.
I said I wouldn't do anything, just use it for self-defense.
Uncle Hui casually threw the big elbow into the bowl, looked at me sideways and said, "How can I still understand your little thoughts? But... if you really want to learn, I can teach you and accept me as your godfather. That's it."
We can be considered as one family, so I can teach you the secret method of collecting Yang."
I thought for a while and said, "How about you teach me a little bit first, and if it works, I'll accept you as my godfather?"
He nodded and said yes.
I was immediately overjoyed, thinking that this kind of family secret technique would be difficult to come into contact with, but I didn't expect Uncle Gray to be so good.
Don't get me wrong, the reason why I want to learn it is because I work in this industry and deal with ancient corpses every day and it is easy to encounter corpse poison, so I learned how to use it for self-defense.
After eating the elbow, Uncle Hui leaned on the sofa and picked at the gap between his teeth with his hands. He crossed his legs and said, "The first step in my secret method of collecting yang is to practice handstand. You stand on your head for an hour every day to let the qi and blood flow back. When you sleep,
I drank three large bowls of water beforehand and couldn't get up at night. The first thing I did when I woke up in the morning was to hold in my urine."
"Just holding in your pee?" I asked doubtfully.
Uncle Hui said: "That's not true. This is just a preparatory pose for practicing the secret method of collecting yang. When you can't hold it in any longer, you go to pee. Remember! You can't urinate all at once. Stop immediately after urinating for one second. At this time, you need to exercise control in stages.
Li, if you are a beginner, just divide it ten times."
I'm curious to ask Uncle Gray how many times you can divide it.
He proudly told me that he could finish peeing in 9981 times in one soak. I believed what he said. This is really powerful and requires super strong control.
Uncle Hui said: "You first practice the preparatory postures of the secret method of collecting Yang for two days. Before I leave in a few days, I will teach you the remaining five moves depending on the situation."
"Yunfeng."
I was about to reply to Uncle Gray when I suddenly heard someone calling me at the door. When I looked up, I was overjoyed.
"Brother Yu!"
"When did you wake up? You've been sleeping for three days!"
Brother Yu's face was pale, he was leaning against the door and his voice was weak.
"I just woke up. How is Achun? Who is this person?"
"Brother Yu, this is Uncle Hui, he was the one who saved Ah Chun!"
Brother Yu's eyes showed surprise, he quickly thanked him, and then he held his hand on the wall to go see Ah Chun.
Uncle Hui looked at it and shook his head and sighed: "Since ancient times, heroes have been saddened by beauty and asked what love is in the world. They just teach you to make love between life and death."
Ah Chun woke up in the evening.
Although I woke up, Ah Chun's gray-faced uncle whispered to me that he wouldn't be able to recover in a short time, or he might stay like this for the rest of his life.
Ah Chun asked Brother Yu: "Do I look ugly now?"
Brother Yu didn't care at all. He and Achun hugged each other and said with a smile: "I'm useless too. We just match each other. How can we be ugly? It doesn't matter. I'm just a fish.
What do you call me when I see you at the bottom of the water and don’t dare to show your head? This is called sinking fish and falling geese.”
Dou Sprout didn't know when he came in. When he heard this, he pretended to vomit.
I pulled him out and quietly closed the door to the room.
To be honest, Achun and I don't have a deep relationship, but Brother Yu and I have a deep friendship. We are the best brothers. When I heard him say that he was useless, I felt very sad.
What is the foundation of martial arts?
Can this thing really be destroyed? As a layman, I can’t figure it out.
"What's wrong Mineko? I'm in a bad mood. Do you want something to drink?"
I nodded and said, drink some and go up to the roof to drink.
I took two bottles of wine, and it was just Douyazai and I. We looked at the night view of Kangding in front of us and drank heavily.
Dou Sprout said loudly: "Drink this drink! Forget about your troubles! You will make a fortune tomorrow!"
After drinking two bottles of 60% white wine for more than an hour, Bean Sprouts became drunk and lay down on the roof and fell asleep. I also felt dizzy and slowly lay down on my back.
The sky is filled with stars.
As I looked at it, I suddenly felt that the arrangement of these stars was regular and traceable!
The entire sky is the main tomb, and countless stars are like countless coffins! One by one stands in the sky!
