The next day, I was naked, cross-legged, and looking at a drawing on the ground. The paper was yellow, and it was an architectural drawing with a very chronological feel.
Wu Le introduced to me seriously: "Remember, the mental hospital is divided into east and west districts, which are not connected to each other. There is a wall about seven meters high in the middle. All the people in the east district are male, and all the people in the west district are incarcerated.
Woman, this is the gate, this is the canteen, and this is the accommodation area. When you enter, you will most likely be locked up on the fourth floor of the East District."
I looked at the architectural drawings and said, "This place doesn't look like a hospital, it looks like a prison. Why are there still women?"
"Of course, it's not just men who get mental illness," Wu Le told me with a serious expression: "The women's area is even scarier. They are a bunch of crazy women who have killed countless people and been imprisoned for decades. I told you
You don’t even know him either.”
I frowned and said: "Director Wu, I have a little problem now. If I am imprisoned on the fourth floor of the East District and the person you asked me to rescue is on the second underground floor, how can I dig a hole down? I am Tu Xingsun? What else?
, what do you want me to use to make holes?"
"This is the difficulty," Wu Le said: "If you can't find a way, you will be locked up there for the rest of your life."
He frowned and continued: "I can only help you so much. Remember, there is a room on the fourth floor that is a freezer. There is a cardboard box behind the refrigerator. There are tools you need in the box."
I was stunned and said, "Then you didn't let me wear clothes for the past two days because you were afraid that I would get cold when I went in?"
He nodded, then shook his head: "Yes, you have to adapt in advance, because it is not an ordinary freezer, it is a room used to freeze corpses, and it is very cold."
"You mean the morgue?"
"Yes, you can only enter the mental hospital, but you can't leave it. People who die of old age or accidents will be put there for final centralized treatment."
"In your line of work, you shouldn't be afraid of death, right?"
I said anxiously that I am not afraid of dead people! But I am afraid of living people!
The place is full of lunatics from your Changchun Society! I can’t fight, I’m afraid I’ll be beaten to death by a bunch of lunatics!
Wu Le nodded: "I have already considered this, so I found a master from the association to train you and teach you a mysterious Jianghu Kung Fu."
"Are you kidding me? What can I learn in just ten days? I'm not Brother Yu! I don't have any foundation at all!"
Wu Le said with a smile: "You don't need to learn too much, just learn how not to be beaten to death."
That night, Wu Le led a weirdo to the warehouse.
Why do you say this man is strange? Because this man is about 1.8 meters tall, has tattered clothes, a full beard, and is carrying a large wooden box on his back.
What he is carrying on his back is said to be a wooden box, but it is actually more like the wooden Buddhist shrines found in Dongyang. It looks very strange anyway.
This person came in and said, "Director Wu, are you just teaching him?"
Wu Le said please, this person is very important to the meeting.
The bearded man grinned: "Boy, stand up and let me take a look."
I did it.
He pinched me, then scratched his head and cursed: "Damn it, this kid has no foundation at all. His little arms and legs are as skinny as a monkey."
He lowered his eyes, looked at me and laughed: "Haha! Good guy, you have a caterpillar on your body!"
Knowing that this person might not be offended, I laughed with him on the surface, but in my heart I had already greeted his entire family, including his eighteen generations of ancestors.
Wu Le said: "Help me, I personally owe you a favor."
"Ouch! It's not easy to ask Director Wu to owe you a favor. Well, I promise you!"
Just hear a thud as the heavy object fell to the ground.
The bearded man put the Buddhist altar on his back on the ground. Then he took out three thick-thread incense sticks from his bag and lit them. He held the incense in both hands and knelt in front of the Buddhist altar and said loudly: "Monkey Lord! It's time to wake up!"
The smoke from this coarse incense was lingering, and I saw three words carved on the top of the beam of the Buddhist niche.
"Monkey mounts horse".
"Ah..." A yawning sound suddenly came from inside, and then the wooden door of the Buddhist niche slowly opened to both sides.
There was actually a short, gray-haired old man lying inside!
The old man yawned with his mouth wide open. With sleepy eyes, he got out of the Buddhist niche and stretched himself.
Wu Le turned to me and said: "This is Master Hou Shang Ma, why don't you pay your respects quickly?"
I immediately knelt down and said: "Hello, master, my name is Xiang Yunfeng, please teach me a life-saving Kungfu!"
The little old man with gray hair looked at me and smiled and said: "Baby, as the saying goes, if you pass the punch but not the step, you will hit the master with the step, but for Wu Le's sake I will make an exception today."
"Listen up, I have three life-saving skills that I can teach you, but you can only choose one of them."
"The first is the plum blossom small flash step, the second is the six-square staggered step, and the third is the one-circle Tai Chi step. Which one do you want to learn?"
I rolled my eyes and said immediately: "Master, I don't want to learn these three things. I want to learn the one that is the most effective at saving my life."
The little old man laughed: "Haha! Baby, you are quite a ghost!"
"Then I'll teach you how to catch cicadas in eight steps."
