"Don't do anything. There's something dirty on your face. I'll clean it up for you."
Seeing the right moment, I raised my hand and slapped the insect on the face! The insect reacted quickly and was dodged by him.
"Damn! Brother! You don't play like this!"
"Although you are my immediate boss, you can't deprive me of my right to pursue love!"
Taking a deep breath, I told myself to stay calm and not to look disgraceful.
I whispered: "Chongzi, don't you like your ninth sister? Why do you like Xiaoxuan?"
"Don't talk nonsense!" Chongzi said anxiously: "I don't like Sister Ninth! It's respect! I was living on the street and almost starved to death! It was Sister Ninth who took me in! Sister Ninth is like a father to me.
Do you understand the relationship between mother and father?"
"Besides, others have told me! I almost drowned that night, but it was Sister Xuan who rescued me with artificial respiration!"
Chongzi looked serious. He pointed at me and said, "Brother Feng, if you also want to pursue Sister Xuan, then we men must compete fairly!"
I was amused. Did this guy go crazy because his head was soaked in water and lack of oxygen? Or was he kicked by a donkey?
With my appearance, height, temperament, financial resources, and all other conditions, how could he have the courage to compete with me for Xiaoxuan?
Even if the sun comes out in the south! He can't catch Xiaoxuan! This is my confidence!
So I wasn't worried at all. Instead, I pretended to be generous and said, "Okay, Chongzi, you have to compete fairly, right? I'll give you this opportunity."
Chongzi was excited for a while, then sat down again and continued to work hard on the cultural relics.
I went back to find Xiaoxuan and pointed out the matter directly to her. Xiaoxuan smiled and said to me: "Yunfeng, do you think you are allowed to play around with women outside every day and your hands and feet are not clean? You are not allowed to have a suitor."
?I understand the psychology of you men very well, and I will always feel that domestic flowers are not as fragrant as wild flowers."
Xiaoxuan lowered her head to trim her nails without raising her head, and said casually: "I think Chongzi is pretty good. He is handsome and capable and can even modify sports cars. Let's take a look. I think he has a chance."
"call....."
I took a deep breath and heard Xiaoxuan's dissatisfaction with me in her words. She was deliberately looking for bugs to make me angry.
How have I offended her in the past two days?
After thinking about it, I think maybe the last two treasure hunts in the Dragon Palace failed, so I left her aside to air out her anger.
This was a small incident, and I didn't take it seriously at all, but in the afternoon Chongzhi gave Xiaoxuan a love letter and a stuffed bunny toy.
I saw that Chongzi's love letter was written on colorful paper. This kind of colorful paper was popular among students for a while in those years. The content... was actually written in semi-classical Chinese.
"The heart is like a double mesh, with thousands of knots in it. When I first met Sister Xuan, I was shocked why the fairy came down to earth. After that, I thought about you, I missed you when I ate, I missed you when I slept, I missed you when I was having sex. I didn't think about food or tea, and I couldn't sleep at night.
, I really suffer from lovesickness! If you don’t give up, and we become a good couple, I will be with you for the rest of my life. From now on, I am willing to guard you, protect you, love you, pamper you, and love you until I grow old.”
I vomited, how could there be such disgusting love letters in the world? Bugs are so disgusting!
But this incoherent and nonsense love letter actually made Xiaoxuan laugh for the whole afternoon. I have never seen her so happy.
I felt a little sour in my heart, so I thought I'd wait until the next time I went into the water to see if I could find a chance to kill the bug, but now I really don't like it.
Because something happened to Lao Zhou, the team I led was missing one person. The cheongsam girl said the new guy would arrive tomorrow, so she didn't go to the reservoir to do any work that night.
I had slept enough during the day and couldn't sleep at night. About 11 o'clock in the evening, I was walking near my residence to watch the stars alone, when I suddenly heard a strange gentle gasp coming from the alley in front of me.
So I turned off the flashlight, walked there and poked my head out to take a look.
It turned out to be Ah Yuan.
I saw that she was fully dressed at the top, but naked at the bottom. A bald man put one of her thighs on the wall, and she was working hard in the field.