The round-faced old man was quite reasonable. He knew that it would be bad for both parties to be blocked on the hill like this. If they were blocked like this until dawn, everyone in Dongshan would know that his family had secretly buried someone.
Dou Sprouts came over anxiously and said that you were doing too much damage, just buried it secretly, and blocked our road, please get out of the way.
The face of the round-faced old man changed, and he pointed at Dou Sprout and said: "Hang Guang doll (bastard), if my family had money, would they still bury it secretly? You are trying to be a good person!"
I grabbed Douyazi to stop him from talking nonsense, and then said: "Uncle, please calm down, my brother is still drunk, so please bear with me if he doesn't speak well."
The old man nodded and said: "It's better that you can speak, so let's do it. It's easy to go up the mountain but difficult to go down, and it's difficult to go down the slope. You can help us carry the coffin down. That way the road will be clear and you can go home quickly.
Go to sleep."
After thinking about it, I didn't have any other good ideas, so I had no choice but to bite the bullet and help others carry the coffin.
Wait until I get under the bar.
The old man shouted: "Are you ready?"
"One, two, three, get up!"
A group of people slowly lifted the coffin.
Although I helped my grandma do a lot of work when I was a child, I almost never carried a pole on my shoulders because my grandma said it was not good to carry a pole because it would make me lose my height.
Because I had never done it before, I had only taken a few steps when the barre was put on, and I felt the pain on my shoulder, which was very painful.
At the beginning, I held on, thinking that the distance was not far and I would get there if I persisted. I never thought that I really couldn't hold on.
After walking twenty or thirty steps, I raised the stall directly.
We were working together to carry the coffin downhill, and I moved my head, which instantly affected several other people.
It's too late to remedy the situation.
As soon as the pole bent, the group instantly lost their balance of gravity. The old lady's big coffin with the Chinese character "Shou" banged! It fell directly from a high altitude to the ground!
This move was so powerful that the body of the old lady wearing a long-sleeved blue shroud rolled directly out of the coffin, like a bicycle wheel, rolling down the slope in circles...
"Sister!"
"My sister!"
The round-faced old man turned pale with fright and ran to catch up.
The old lady's body rolled around a few times and slowly stopped. I realized that I had caused a big trouble, so I hurriedly ran over to say sorry and apologize.
The old man said angrily: "My dear, why are you like this! You broke my sister!"
"You go, it's you who caused the trouble. You go and carry my sister back, put her in the coffin, and let's forget about it."
I turned my head and looked at the ground.
Do you know the shrouds worn by the dead?
The sleeves were long and the collar was high. The old lady was short and she fell face down. No matter how I looked at it, I felt uncomfortable.
At this time Douya shouted:
"Hurry up, Fengzi, look at the good thing you did, carry this person back quickly, we have to go back to sleep."
I gritted my teeth and thought I'd give it a damn. It's not like I've never seen these dead people before, they're just piles of meat. What's there to be afraid of?
I grabbed the old lady's arm and felt the coldness. I felt that what I was touching was not a human arm but a popsicle.
I picked up the old lady and pushed her up hard.
The corpse's hand looked like it had no bones. Every time I took a step, it swayed back and forth in front of my eyes.
After death, there is just a pile of meat. Although it is cold, the meat will deteriorate if it is not frozen in the refrigerator. The old lady’s face was pressed against the back of my neck, and I could clearly smell a sour smell, a bit like
The taste of Laotan pickled cabbage seasoning bag.
Another point is that the old lady is very heavy. I finally understand why there is a word called "dead heavy, dead heavy".
Douyazai used to fish every day. I am not as strong as him and have no muscles. This is still an uphill road. I feel tired after walking a few steps and I can't help but breathe heavily.
When Dou Sprout saw that I was coming up carrying the old lady's body on my back, he was so frightened that he ran back to the car and slammed the car door.
At this moment, a voice suddenly came from behind me.
"Yunfeng, you are so tired, don't move, I will help you."
As soon as I finished speaking, I felt my body loosen up. Someone picked up the old lady.
"Thank you... thank you," I thought it was the other people in the group carrying the coffin.
"Isn't it right...call me Yunfeng? I didn't say my name, did I?"