"Don't move!" I ran over in panic and looked into the basin.
"Fish...Brother Yu, where are the ducks?" I felt my voice was trembling a little.
Brother Yu turned to look at the kitchen and said with a smile: "That head was bought from the market yesterday, right? It's in the basin."
Seeing that I was stunned, Brother Yu continued: "Let's have a delicious drunken duck at noon. Didn't you have two bottles of Erguotou left from the last festival? I used them all."
I ran to the kitchen and saw the duck soaking in a large stainless steel basin. The hair on its body was not plucked and the smell of wine was very strong.
Swallowing, I grabbed the duck and shook it hard, but it stopped moving.
Brother Yu followed up and said: "Yunfeng, this duck has been drunk with wine. It can not only remove the fishy smell and sterilize it, but also soften the blood vessels. This way it will be clean when bleeding and taste very tender. I will pluck the hair and blanch it later."
, sauté the onions and ginger until fragrant, and the fire brings out the sweetness of the wine, so this drunken duck dish is definitely a must-have.”
I raised my wings and looked left and right, "Brother Yu, do you know how much the duck you bought for your head cost?"
"Thirteen? Twenty?"
"No, it's one hundred thousand."
"Oh, that's not bad. How much is this duck?"
I said with a grimace that it might be more than 100,000 yuan.
"This is a head borrowed from the Nanpai Water Monkey. We gave the person a deposit of 100,000 yuan. If we use up the duck and return it to others, the deposit will be refunded. If we die, not only will the deposit not be refunded, but we will also have to pay compensation to the person.
"
"Wait, wait, please let me slow down."
Brother Yu asked in disbelief: "Are you kidding me?" He pointed at the duck and said: "Is this made of gold or silver?"
I explained it again.
Brother Yu was a little panicked. He said anxiously: "Hurry up. I haven't used the knife yet. Soak it in water. If it doesn't work, just fill it with water and see if it can be relieved."
Water ducks are different from landlubbers and cannot leave the water. I fiddled with the duck for a long time and still didn't respond. When I asked, I found out that Brother Yu had just opened the duck's mouth and poured a bottle and a half of white wine into it.
He said he was dead, but he still had some warmth. But he said he was not dead, and he didn't wake up no matter how he swayed.
Others woke up one after another, drank rice soup and had breakfast. They put their heads down and ate the rice and asked: "Where are the ducks, Yunfeng, why are the cages gone? They weren't put here yesterday."
I was about to say soaking in the basin, but Brother Yu glared at me as I spoke and didn't dare to say anything.
"Um...Um, I'm taking my room. It's cold outside, haha."
"Well," Naotou took a sip of rice soup and said to me: "Take care of it, feed it some vegetables and leaves later, rest during the day, and we will use it at night."
After hearing what Boss said, Brother Yu had a sad face and sat there stirring the rice soup with chopsticks.
After breakfast, Uncle Xue and I went to the west room to discuss the matter. Brother Yu and I locked the kitchen door in a hurry.
Brother Yu’s plan was to flood it and see if it could come through, but it turned out that it didn’t work until after four o’clock in the afternoon.
He was fanned, slapped in the face, and opened his eyes, but there was no response. Brother Yu turned from anxious to angry. He threw the duck directly on the cutting board, then picked up the kitchen knife and chopped it on the cutting board!
The distance between the kitchen knife and the duck neck should not exceed one centimeter.
"Quack! Quack!"
Suddenly, the water duck suddenly came to life, quacked, flapped its wings and fell to the ground.
This fucking person woke up with a fright, it seemed like...
"Live! Live! Haha!"
Brother Yu grabbed the duck and stuffed it into the cage.
I was also relieved, otherwise I would definitely have been scolded, this thing is not an ordinary thing, I understand a little bit.
Some tomb robbers will tie a chicken with a rope and let the chicken enter the tomb first. This is because if they encounter some large tombs that are well sealed, there may be toxic gases, methane or excessive carbon dioxide in the air.
After ten minutes, pull the rope to pull the chicken out. If the chicken is jumping around, it means everything is fine and you can go in.
This is a true story. For example, when the Mawangdui Tomb was just excavated, a worker squatted on the ground and smoked. As a result, blue flames more than two meters high instantly erupted from the tomb. At that time, a newspaper reporter took the photo. At night
It looks like a will-o'-the-wisp, with deep blue flames that cannot be extinguished by water.
