That old yellow talisman looks impressive, but I don't believe it. I think Xiaoyun was able to get scholarships and be admitted to key universities for consecutive years because she wanted to change her family's poverty, so she studied hard.
Could it be that a Tai Sui dragon and phoenix transport talisman painted by an old Taoist priest is really comparable to the ten-year cold window?
After finishing the work, the old lady carried the hoe and prepared to go down the mountain.
She walked a few steps, and suddenly, my phone started singing.
"Has anyone ever told you that I love you very much? Has anyone ever cried in your diary..."
The sound is very loud. Xiaomi sent me a text message to order this mobile ringtone for two yuan.
When I saw the words "Bean Sprouts" lit up on the screen, I hurriedly turned off my phone.
Dou Sprout, this hairy guy, is killing me...
A gust of cold wind blew, and I slowly looked up with my phone in hand.
I saw Grandma Xiao Tang's face was ashen and her eyes were wide open. She was holding a hoe stained with loess and staring at me.
"Ah...Grandma, hello...hehe, let's go out for a walk."
"Hehe, it's a nice day today, and the moon is also pretty good, hehe...hehe."
Looking at me, Grandma Xiao Tang's voice was hoarse and she smiled and said, "Young man, did you see something?"
"No, I just came for a walk. I didn't see anything."
The smile on the old lady's face disappeared little by little, and he suddenly raised the iron hoe in his hand high and rushed towards me.
I turned around and ran down the mountain.
An old man in his seventies never thought he could run so fast while carrying a hoe!
Just like there were two Hot Wheels under her feet, there were blueberry branches blocking the road, all of which were broken by her hoe.
The tip of the hoe is as sharp as the blade. If it hits someone's head, the brains will be smashed out!
There was a shout from behind me, and I turned around to look.
The old lady raised her hoe high and shouted:
"Young man, young man, don't run away. Grandma wants to see you for something, please stop."
Whoever stops is a fucking fool, chop me to death and bury me in the mountains, no one can find me!
Taking advantage of my young and fast legs, I ran down the mountain first and climbed down the small slope. I stopped to catch my breath.
"Cough...cough, huh..."
I didn't dare to rest more. When I saw the bicycle, I stared at the bicycle she was riding, and quickly stared back. As long as I went back, she would have nothing to do with me.
I didn’t have a flashlight, and the dirt road in the country was very dark. I pedaled my bike as hard as I could, regardless of whether I could see the road or not. As a result, I went off track, and both the person and the bike ended up in the fields.
As soon as I carried the bicycle up, I saw Grandma Xiao Tang running after me. She shouted: "Young man, don't run, wait for grandma."
I hurriedly pushed myself to take two steps, then got on the bike and started pedaling.
Suddenly, a woman with disheveled hair and plastic bags on her feet rushed over from the roadside.
Tang Gui’s wife grabbed the back seat of my bicycle with both hands and pulled me back hard.
"Your mother pulled an x! Let go!"
Seeing Little Tang's grandma chasing after her with a hoe, I yelled and kicked Tang Gui's wife, trying to kick her away.
As a result, she grabbed the back seat of the car with both hands and refused to let go.
Seeing that the situation was not good, I dropped the car and started running.
A strong wind passed by, and a stone hit me on the head. When I looked back, it was Grandma Xiao Tang who started to shoot me with a slingshot. Because I was running, she missed the first shot.
I picked up a stone on the side of the road and threw it back to fight back. I didn't even check whether it hit me or not, and continued running towards the village.
“Dingle bell…..Dingle bell….”
Behind him, Tang Gui's wife was riding a bicycle.
She rang the car bell twice.
He looked back at me and smiled, then slowly passed me on his bike.