There was an old TV in the house where the landlord lived, and a VCD under the TV cabinet. When we entered, the TV had a snowflake screen and made a loud clattering sound. Xiaobo took the remote control and pressed it casually, trying to turn it off.
As a result, as soon as he changed the channel, the VCD underneath made a beep sound, and he could clearly hear the sound of the machine reading the CD.
The TV screen flashed, and the landlord actually appeared on the TV.
Tian Sanjiu frowned and stared at the screen.
"Hello, you are welcome to visit my home."
The landlord, Li Eryuan, was not disguised at all. He was sitting on a chair, holding the bowl in his hand, smiling and waving hello to us.
"I didn't expect to find you so soon. I have to say, you guys are very smart. No one has seen me in almost twenty years."
"Wait a minute, let me eat some noodles first, otherwise they will become lumpy."
Tian Sanjiu moved a chair, sat down in front of the old TV, lit a cigarette, threw the lighter on the table, and just looked at the landlord who appeared on the screen.
On the screen, the landlord blew some air, ate some noodles with chopsticks, and took two sips of soup.
He put down the bowl, wiped his mouth with a towel, and said with a smile: "Hey, I saw you, Tian Sanjiu, was it fun? I tell you quietly, don't tell others, the fun is yet to come."
"Hmm..." He cleared his throat and continued.
"Next, let's introduce ourselves solemnly."
It was probably taken with a handheld video recorder, and it has a grainy texture after being burned into a disc. The whole scene is like watching an old documentary, with a very real feeling.
The screen shook, the camera turned, and four other people appeared in the room.
There are two men and two women, namely Dragon Monkey, Tin Nose, Medicine Box, and Little Man.
The little dwarf was drinking soy milk. She was a little resistant to the video recorder. She put her hand in front of her face and said, boss, don't take pictures of me. I'm eating.
The landlord smiled and said: "Xiao Fei, why are you ashamed? This is not the old society, and we ugly people have to keep pace with the times. Let me ask you, you will die in a while, please say a few words."
"Um...."
The little man bit into the soy milk and liked it. He took a few sips, tilted his head and waved his hands and said, "Hi, hello."
"The person who will replace me has been chosen. During the two days in the hospital, I met a person who is just like me. He may be much taller than me." The little man stretched out his hand to show his height.
"After I die, she will be a dwarf. This name is not nice and I don't like it."
The screen moved and showed the second dragon monkey Hu Liqun.
There is also a bald red-faced monkey lying on his shoulder, grinning at the camera.
Hu Liqun touched the monkey and said, "It likes the red eye. What's the name of Bao? Although I don't want to admit it, that person has a special physique and is stronger than me."
"But... I have to give it a try before that. Otherwise, if I don't give in, I will first say that I will kill him. Only if he beats me can he be qualified to be a dragon monkey."
"Third brother, it's your turn. Say a few words and stop teasing your toad."
In the picture, the fat Taoist priest is dragging a small toad in his hand. There are three pustules on the back of the toad, like a human eye opening a slit.
"Saorui, four subjects in one subject, nothing like you."
"I don't understand, I'm talking in human language," the landlord said.
"Me, I don't have anything to say. I just can't let go of the children I adopted. Without masks, they don't dare to go out on the street for fear of scaring people. Hey..."
"Fourth, it's your turn, please say a few words."
The camera captured the proprietress of the canteen. She was sitting on the sofa eating melon seeds. After hearing this, she said: "Mei Zi might be able to do it (Tang Gui's wife), but I'm afraid she won't be able to bear the effects of the medicine. If she goes crazy, she can only choose a doctor."
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"Okay, just show up and it's my turn."
Landlord Li Eryuan pointed the video recorder at himself and said: "You don't understand the Five Uglys, and you will never understand the Five Uglys. But after all, this is a rare opportunity. You can get to know me."
