Chapter 106 Actually want to insert my dragon's eyes?!
After Cheng Chubi finished speaking, he returned to his treatment box and put the stethoscope back.
He took a copper box and took out a pair of thin gloves made of sheep intestines. They could only be used a few times.
But it is the best item for surgery and anal digital examination. After all, Cheng Chubi is an excellent medical worker.
You can't just poke the patient's buttocks with your finger, right? Even if the patient is willing, Cheng Chubi is not happy.
Just as Cheng Chubi began to put on the gloves sewn from sheep intestines with a serious look on his face, Li Chengqian and Li Yuan, the grandson and grandson, were both a little confused.
Sun Simiao and Yuan Tiangang looked at each other, and the two masters of traditional Chinese medicine in the Tang Dynasty exchanged crazy glances.
After putting on one glove, Cheng Chubi stood up, glanced around, and saw these people looking at him blankly.
"Everyone, can you avoid it for a while? This digital anal examination will involve the emperor's privacy..."
"No, please wait a moment, digital anal examination, what is that?" Li Yuan didn't feel it was appropriate.
But I always feel that the word anus involves a very shameful topic.
After finishing his flirting, Daochang Yuan walked quickly towards Cheng Chubi and said.
"Your Majesty's words make sense. Dear nephew Chu Bi, why don't you wait for a while so we don't have to be in such a hurry."
"Treating a disease is like putting out a fire, how can we not be in a hurry?" Cheng Chubi retorted somewhat unhappily.
"My dear nephew, you are eager to treat illnesses and save people. This is understandable, but..."
Yuan Tiangang pulled Cheng Chubi, lowered his voice and explained.
"My dear nephew, please don't forget that the patient you are treating now is not an ordinary person, but His Majesty the Emperor of the Tang Dynasty."
"Therefore, Pindao and fellow Taoist Sun both feel that you should first explain to the Emperor the purpose of these examinations."
"I think the emperor's wisdom will definitely be able to understand your painstaking efforts. This way, it will not be easy to cause misunderstanding."
After hearing Yuan Tiangang's reasonable explanation, Cheng Chubi was no longer stubborn.
Naturally, I came here to treat illnesses and save people, not to act cool and show off my temper.
"Thank you, Taoist Priest Yuan, for reminding me. In that case, I will explain to the Emperor the purpose of these inspections."
"But is there any paper here?" Cheng Chubi took off his gloves and started to look around.
I want to find a piece of rice paper. After all, I am used to drawing explanations so that I can be more intuitive.
Hearing these words, Taoist priests Yuan Tiangang and Sun Simiao's eyes darkened. Fortunately, Sun Simiao suddenly remembered what he had brought with him before arriving today.
"...No, nephew Chu Bi, there is no need to draw today. Pindao happened to be carrying the picture from before."
While talking, Sun Simiao took out the human body drawn by Yan Liben.
Then Cheng Chubi added the painting of an object with strong lines.
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"What the hell is this?"
Looking at the peaceful figure and the weird gadgets on the portrait, Li Yuan and Li Chengqian's eyes stood up.
These two people had never seen Cheng Chubi's strong abstract artistic brushwork.
"Your Majesty, Your Highness, this is the drawing used by Cheng Sanlang to explain the prostate, which is gonorrhea..."
Sun Simiao reminded these two people in a low voice.
On the other side, after Yuan Tiangang thought for a while, he gave Cheng Chubi a few words of advice.
Let this young man, who is not very good at talking, watch his words.
After hearing Yuan Tiangang's long-winded explanation, Cheng Chubi could only smile reluctantly, saying that he understood and would definitely pay attention.
"Don't worry, Taoist Master, my nephew knows that he is facing the Emperor of the Tang Dynasty.
The father of the True Dragon Emperor will definitely try his best to remain respectful in his words."
Li Yuan and Li Chengqian, who had put on their clothes again, sat together and watched Cheng Chubi's hands poking around on the portrait.
"...The prostate is located in this position, and Wei Chen wants to treat the emperor's gonorrhea.
A comprehensive and detailed examination of the prostate is required."
"But the position of the prostate is just behind the emperor's dragon bird and dragon egg..."
"..." Li Yuan lowered his head, then raised it again, his expression was indifferent, and the corners of his eyes twitched, what a magical dragon bird, dragon egg...
However, Li Yuan could not deny that there was something wrong with Cheng Laosan's statement. After all, according to the current understanding of the royal family.
The emperor is the destiny, the true dragon emperor, so using the dragon as a metaphor is in line with the superstitious concepts of the current feudal society.
Although the Supreme Emperor has abdicated, he has also been an emperor, so he is naturally considered a real dragon.
The younger brother is called Dragon Bird, which is much better than being called Dragon Brother.
I just didn't expect that Cheng Laosan didn't know how to avoid taboos and Chunqiu brushwork at all, and he said it so naively.
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Cheng Chubi himself was in a dilemma, after all, this was more than 1,400 years ago.
I can only convert a large number of medical terms into the vocabulary of this era.
In addition, the person in front of me is the Supreme Emperor Li Yuan, so we need to pay more attention to the respectful flavor in the vocabulary.
So, if you don’t call it dragon bird, what can you call it? Should the other two eggs be called ** directly?
If they didn't understand, wouldn't I have to waste my time explaining why I had to call those two things **?
Therefore, adhering to the minimalist style that one thing is worse than one thing less.
Cheng Chubi had to make his speaking skills more relevant to ancient life.
"Look below, the emperor's prostate is here.
Therefore, if you want to know more about prostate enlargement, the least harmful examination method is..."
"I inserted my finger through the emperor's anus..."
"???" Li Yuan's eyes darkened, and his whole mentality exploded on the spot.
You damn dragon’s anus, you actually want to fuck me?!
"That's enough!" Li Yuan couldn't hold it any longer and stood up with a dark face.
Panting like a cow, he pointed at Cheng Chubi, who looked confused, and then pointed outside the pavilion. "Get out of here..."
"Your Majesty, please calm down. I, I...I will obey your orders."
Cheng Chubi looked at the founding emperor of the Tang Dynasty in front of him as if he was about to spray sparks from his nostrils.
He shook his head helplessly, picked up his treatment box, slapped his butt and dodged others. If he liked it, he would do it, but if he didn't like it, he would be put down.
Li Chengqian stood up, glanced at Grandpa Huang who was smoking, and looked at Cheng Chubi, who had a calm face and left the pavilion with his suitcase.
I really didn't know what to do, so I could only quickly persuade Li Yuan. "Grandpa Huang, please calm down, Cheng Sanlang..."
"Your Majesty, I can testify that Cheng Sanlang didn't mean to make fun of him. He..."
"That's enough. You all should go out. I'm tired. Chengqian, you can also step aside." Li Yuan waved his hand with a dark face.
Then he walked straight to the couch and lay on the couch with his back to everyone, acting like I don't want to have anything to do with you.
Li Chengqian wanted to step forward, but Sun Simiao gently pulled at the skirt of his clothes.
"Your Highness, the Emperor is on fire. You should go and see Cheng Sanlang first."
Li Chengqian sighed lightly and bowed politely to Li Yuan's back. "Sun Chen excuses himself..."
He bowed farewell to the two Taoist priests and exited the pavilion together. He looked around for a long time but did not see Cheng Chubi.
After calling in the eunuch to inquire, he found out that this man had already left with his healing box.