Chapter 108 Maybe there is one person who can persuade the emperor
Cheng Chubi stared blankly at the Empress Changsun who walked away gracefully and then slowly closed the door.
"Okay, nephew Chu Bi, can you speak now?"
Li Shimin coughed twice, drawing everyone's attention to himself.
"...Okay, the emperor asked me to do a physical examination on him at the beginning."
"The old man is in good health and his cardiopulmonary function is basically normal..."
"But when I wanted to do a prostate examination on him.
The emperor was not happy and kicked us out."
At this moment, Li Shimin's curiosity was suddenly aroused.
"Why, is there something wrong with this inspection?"
Sitting upright behind the partition door, Empress Changsun, who was listening attentively, blinked her thick eyelashes and gently pressed her ear against the partition door.
"That's because nephew Chu Bi wanted to perform an anal digital examination on the emperor, and the emperor suddenly couldn't accept it..."
"Wait a minute, digital anal examination, why haven't I heard of it?" Li Shimin heard something was wrong.
The two Taoist priests all focused their attention on Cheng Chubi.
The eyes are full of encouragement and urging, which means, young man, go ahead.
Cheng Chubi's face was a little dark. These two old cow noses were too embarrassed to say it, so they pushed themselves forward.
I was seriously talking about examination methods involving the prostate, so there was nothing I couldn't say.
"The so-called digital anal examination is to insert a finger through the anus and touch and press it.
To assess the size, hardness and elasticity of the patient's prostate..."
"...Buttocks, buttocks?!" Li Shimin's anus tightened, his eyes darkened, and his whole face turned dark.
Behind the door, the eldest grandson Wugao, a famous empress in history who was a virtuous and virtuous queen, had her almond-shaped eyes widened at this moment.
With both hands firmly covering her beautiful cherry lips...
Her face was a little hot, so hot that Empress Changsun wanted to take a bite to express her attitude. tui, tui, tui.
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Cheng Chubi suddenly became unhappy when he saw Li Shimin staring at him with a dark look on his face and a fierce look in his eyes.
What does it mean? Not happy to hear such a simple and unpretentious title as "Buyan"? OK, let's call him a title.
"If it's not called the anus, it can also be called the anus. Of course, you can call it a chrysanthemum..."
"???"
Before he finished speaking, he sat on the left and right sides under the main desk, so that he could look at each other easily.
The two Taoist priests, who were drinking tea to hide their embarrassment, had their eyes as wide as copper bells.
Involuntarily, the tea soup that was about to be swallowed was sprayed out directly from the nostrils.
Four brown water pillars flew past the eyes of Li Shimin and Li Chengqian, as if forming a water arch celebrating victory.
Cheng Chubi, who was so frightened that he was facing Li Shimin, quickly crossed the iron bridge.
He was barely able to avoid the sudden attack of these two experts who had been practicing Wuqinxi for a long time and had astonishing lung capacity.
The two Taoist priests quickly raised their sleeves and covered their faces. Damn it...this bitch is so embarrassing to the Taoist priest.
Cheng Chubi had a dark look on his face and was about to speak. Li Shimin, who was also frightened by the stunts performed by the two Taoist priests, quickly raised his hand.
"Shut up! Just wait a moment..."
Li Shimin picked up the tea soup in front of him and wanted to drink it, but thinking of the four splashing fountains made him feel bad.
Just now, I seemed to have heard a muffled sound coming from inside. Maid Guanyin, should, maybe... be okay?
Li Shimin put down the tea bowl angrily and took a deep breath of air.
Don't be angry, you are the emperor of the Tang Dynasty, why should you argue with this silly boy from the old Cheng family?
"This imbecile has violated his decency, your majesty, please forgive me..."
Sun Simiao glared at Cheng Chubi, the culprit, with extremely resentful eyes.
Li Shimin pointed his fingers like swords, and his facial muscles twisted ferociously.
"I don't blame you...Cheng Laosan, if you dare to talk nonsense again, believe it or not, I will whip you!"
"...Oh." Cheng Chubi also realized his mistake. It was only in later generations that the chrysanthemum was gradually paired with the anus.
Before that, it had always symbolized the noble character of a gentleman.
Come to think of it, not only the intellectuals were not willing to pair the buttocks with chrysanthemums, I am afraid that the Emperor of the Tang Dynasty, who was very fond of literature and art, was not happy either.
"You all step back first...well, wait outside."
Li Shimin's mind was in a mess, and he waved his hand, telling these people to get out quickly.
Seeing Li Chengqian and others retreating respectfully outside the house, Li Shimin got up and walked quickly towards the inner room.
He pushed the partition door gently, and when he saw the Guanyin maid raising her hand to rub her forehead, she quickly squatted down. "Are you okay?"
Changsun Wugou put down his hand with a look of confusion on his face, revealing his reddish forehead.
"I'm fine, I'm fine. I really didn't expect that Cheng Sanlang..."
"That's just a stupid boy with no hair on his lips, talking nonsense. It's really..."
Li Shimin wanted to laugh, but when he thought about his father, he could only hold back.
On the contrary, Changsun Wugou seemed very calm at the moment.
"But Your Majesty, if you explain it this way, I will know the reason why my father is unwilling to let Cheng Sanlang diagnose and treat me."
"But the two Taoist priests both recognized Cheng Sanlang's diagnosis and treatment methods."
Li Shimin simply sat cross-legged in an inconspicuous manner, looking at the Guanyin servant in front of him who was analyzing her carefully, and couldn't help but rub her with some distress.
"Well, how about I go to Da'an Palace in person?"
"No, no matter whether you or Cheng Qian try to persuade me on this matter, I'm afraid it won't have much effect."
Changsun Wugou added at the end, "Even if I am a concubine, I am not suitable."
Hearing these words, Li Shimin couldn't help but feel a little anxious. Although Cheng Laosan, a silly boy, said something that made people angry.
But his medical skills are top-notch, as evidenced by the fact that he has already recovered prostate patients.
But my father, if you are unwilling to undergo that kind of examination that is painful to your eyes, wouldn’t that be delaying treatment?
"What should we do..." Li Shimin couldn't help but let out a long sigh, and patted his thigh in annoyance.
I couldn't help but complain in a low voice. "If my mother were here, she would be able to persuade her..."
Seeing her husband's gloomy look, the distressed eldest grandson Wugou took Li Shimin's arm.
"Husband, don't be impatient, please allow me to think carefully, maybe..."
Changsun Wugou's eyes suddenly lit up and he whispered, "Maybe there is really someone who can persuade my father."
"Who?" Li Shimin asked in disbelief.
"Of course she is my father's most beloved granddaughter." The eldest grandson Wuga smiled sweetly, his eyes full of confidence.
"You mean Si Zi?" Li Shimin finally responded, clapped his thighs excitedly and stood up.
"How could I forget our daughter?"
If we say that Li Chengqian was favored by Li Yuan, he appreciated and loved him very much.
So, Sizi, who is so beautiful, lively, cute, considerate and lovable, is definitely the apple of his father's eye.
"Is it really feasible for her to persuade her father?"
"I feel that if she can't do it, then you and I can't do it even more." Changsun Wugou said to Li Shimin.