Chapter 1092 You let her eat that stuff, my dad didn't beat you
Chapter 1092 You...you let her eat that thing, and my father didn’t beat you? (Please subscribe and vote)
The emperor's imperial chariot should be very serious and solemn, with people shouting in front and behind in an orderly manner.
Everyone performs their duties and behaves according to the rules, but the problem is that there are always some discordant noises.
For example, Cheng Chubi, Fang Jun, and Li Ke are three unrest elements who are neither responsible for security nor specific work.
Since leaving Chang'an City, I have simply let myself go. In the past, time was very slow, and I could only walk fifty miles a day.
Please note that it is fifty miles, not fifty kilometers. Cheng Chubi felt that it was no problem for him to travel fifty miles a day with the help of the No. 11 bus.
I remember when I was rushing to the eight hundred miles, I jumped directly from Chang'an to Jiucheng Palace.
Now I am riding the BMW gifted by His Majesty, and only travel fifty miles a day. It is simply a waste of time and a waste of young life.
Cheng Chubi sat on the horse, letting the horse rein its reins and swaying forward, looking around with a bored look on his face.
In the dense woods on both sides of the road, the annoying cicada kept making a loud noise.
"Brother Xian, leaving like this is not an option. Why don't you say hello to your father and let's rush to Jiucheng Palace first?"
Li Ke, who was wearing a bamboo hat to protect himself from the sun and was a little bit sunburned, immediately became happy when he heard this.
"Brother Chu Bi, you want this little brother to be beaten, right?"
"When the emperor goes on patrol, who dares to disobey the rules and run away early? You can't figure it out."
"Alas..." Cheng Chubi sighed helplessly.
If I had known it would be so slow, I should have taken a leave first and stayed at the Imperial Medical Office for two more days.
Fang Jun yawned and wiped the juice from his forehead. This damn weather was really hot.
Even if you avoid the midday sun, the morning and afternoon sunshine is still very warm and vicious.
“You can still see wild deer at the mountain pass before, but it’s a pity that we can’t leave the team.
Otherwise, I might be able to try Brother Chu Bi's good craftsmanship today."
Li Keshen nodded in agreement and glanced ahead, watching General Chai riding his horse back and forth, inspecting the team with majestic eyes.
"General Chai always manages the army rigorously. Every time Jiucheng Palace is accompanied by soldiers and horses from the left army, brother Wei Tuo has already gone to Jiucheng Palace to garrison."
"When we get to Jiucheng Palace, we brothers can have a good gathering."
Li Ke was bragging and spanking with Fang Jun. He didn't hear Brother Chu Bi's voice for a long time, so he couldn't help but feel curious.
When he turned his head, he saw Brother Chu Bi tilting his head and looking at the big trees on the roadside that were full of annoying cicadas.
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"Brother Chu Bi, what are you looking at?" Li Ke couldn't help but wonder.
Cheng Chubi turned around and smiled proudly at the two wise brothers who were beheading chicken heads and burning yellow paper.
"Didn't you say you want to have a taste of my cooking? Tonight, our snacks are ready."
After hearing this, Li Ke's face darkened, and he quickly spoke to persuade this daring brother Chu Bi.
"Brother Chu Bi, please don't act recklessly. When the emperor is marching, you must not use weapons rashly, let alone leave your post without authorization."
"Even if our brothers are not on duty, we cannot leave the camp to hunt easily."
"Don't worry, brother, am I the kind of person who doesn't follow the rules?"
Cheng Chubi laughed happily, slapped Li Ke on the shoulder and said proudly.
"But you can't get this kind of delicious food during the day. You have to wait until night. You don't need a knife or a bow and arrow. You only need a few lanterns..."
"When you get that thing, roll it in the oil pan and sprinkle it with salt and pepper. The taste will be, tsk tsk tsk, even more fragrant than dried fish."
After hearing this, Li Ke and Fang Jun swallowed in unison.
Brother Chu Bi may be unreliable and inconsistent in other aspects, but his right to speak in terms of gourmet cooking is unquestionable.
"Brother Chu Bi, what kind of good thing is that? Is it easy to find it?"
Cheng Chubi waved his hand with great confidence and said with confidence.
"That thing is called a cicada monkey, which is the larvae of a cicada. I have observed them all the way, and they are everywhere.
After setting up camp, we brothers can go do that stuff after we have had enough food and drink."
"Is that thing edible?!" Li Ke looked at Cheng Chubi in confusion, always feeling that Brother Chubi was talking nonsense.
Cheng Chubi rolled his eyes at this guy unhappily.
"Nonsense, of course you can eat it. Your sister Jinyang has eaten it before, and she really likes it."
"You...you let her eat that thing, and my father didn't beat you?"
Li Ke had a dark look on his face, that kind of dark and clumsy thing, and he actually gave it to his own father.
Cheng Chubi couldn't help but bulge his eyes. "Of course I will give it quietly, you two remember to keep it a secret.
Otherwise, if I get beaten by your father, I will beat you later to vent my anger."
"..." Li Ke looked at Brother Chu Bi who looked like he was about to eat someone, and rolled his eyes helplessly.
Taking one look at his small figure, he saw... His Majesty the Prince was verbally insulted over and over again by this rough old man.
If he couldn't beat him, he would definitely use his fists and kicks to seek justice.
But then, after hearing Brother Chu Bi describe the delicious taste of the cicada monkey, Li Ke, who almost drooled, decided to forget this little unpleasantness.
As the large army continued to move forward slowly, after a short time, the three energetic young people finally felt that the same scenery around them became boring.
Then the three people returned to Li Ke's carriage again.
Then he lowered all the car curtains on all sides, and then Li Ke took out the bamboo sign from the hidden compartment of the car.
Their personal guards looked at the three of them with numb expressions.
Fang Cheng couldn't help but murmured in a low voice. "On such a hot day, why do you have to put down the car curtains? They won't be hot?"
"Haha...Brother Fang Cheng, you don't understand this. What do you think they are doing in the car?"
"What else can we do instead of resting?" Fang Cheng said matter-of-factly.
"Come closer and listen." Cheng Fa couldn't help but laugh, and whispered in Fang Cheng's ear.
Fang Cheng looked at Cheng Fa doubtfully, and finally rode his horse towards the carriage.
I heard the faint sound of playing cards coming from inside...
"To six..."
"To eight..."
"Pass……"
"Shunzi..."
"Pass……"
"Leave it and look at my bomb, hahaha..."
Fang Cheng glanced at the carriage that formed a closed space with a dark look on his face.
On such a hot day, in order to prevent others from seeing them playing cards, they risked heat stroke.
If you are not acclimatized, just submit to these three people.
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Li Shimin was sitting in the carriage, holding a cattail leaf fan in his hand and fanning himself twice from time to time.
The scenery along the way is really beautiful. There are no longer official documents lying on the desk, and there are no longer ministers jumping up and down in front of us and spitting at each other.
Days like this really make people feel extremely comfortable.
Li Shimin was talking happily when he suddenly thought of the three young people who had been keeping a low profile and trying to grow up.
Well...it's been two days since I left Chang'an, and there hasn't been any trouble yet. Li Shimin felt that something was wrong.