Chapter 1096 Knowing a pound of monkey, you think you can buy it too much
Chapter 1096 A pound of cicada monkey, do you think you can bribe the Supreme Emperor? (Please subscribe and vote)
"Brother Cheng San...I want to eat too."
Cheng Chubi winked at her, meaning your father wants to deal with me.
Then he saw the cute little Li Mingda's bright eyes slightly curved, and Cheng Chubi seemed to understand what she meant again.
"Don't worry, leave it to me."
"Cicada monkey?" Li Yuan suddenly thought of Lishan Mountain. He had eaten it several times on Lishan Mountain, but it was a pity that it was out of season soon.
Even though it looks ugly, the meat is plump and fragrant, making it an excellent appetizer.
Li Shimin had a dark face. At this time, you are still thinking about eating. I look at you...
I felt a small hand pulling my sleeve. When I lowered my head, I saw the pearl in my palm swinging back and forth holding my sleeve.
"Daddy, daddy, please don't frown, please, little Sizi will be very worried..."
Seeing such a cute little girl with bright eyes and white teeth and a milky voice, Li Shimin felt as if he had been poured a bucket of ice water on him, no matter how angry he was.
Regardless of his appearance, Li Shimin knelt down and intimately shaved his good girl's pretty little face and said happily.
"Daddy, there is no need to be angry. Don't worry, little Sizi."
Turning his head, he saw Cheng Chubi, Li Ke and Fang Jun with their eyes spinning wildly, and he shook his head helplessly.
"Okay, you guys, please step aside and stay in the camp until you cause trouble."
"Then each of you will receive twenty canes, then get out... follow the team and continue to Jiucheng Palace."
After hearing His Majesty's timely change of words, the thick-skinned Cheng Chubi couldn't help but feel a little disappointed. After receiving twenty butt canes, he could return to Chang'an and continue his wandering, which was not impossible to consider.
But after receiving twenty butt sticks, I still have to go to Jiucheng Palace. Isn’t the punishment in vain?
Only the Cheng family would not do a deal that is not cost-effective.
Seeing that the cute little Li Mingda really extinguished Uncle Li's anger, Cheng Chubi secretly praised His Highness in his heart.
He bowed respectfully to Uncle Li, and followed the two fellow victims out of the big tent in disgrace.
Li Yuan rolled his eyes and yawned loudly.
"Oh, what, I suddenly felt a little tired, so I went out for a walk."
"Father, would you like my child to accompany you?" After hearing this, Li Shimin stood up and asked with concern.
"No, no, no, you stay with Xiao Sizi. I'll come back as soon as I go..." Li Yuan quickened his pace and rushed out of the tent without looking back.
Li Shimin and Empress Changsun stared blankly at their own father, who had looked extremely lazy before, but when he reached the curtain of the big tent, he suddenly had strong steps and very agile skills.
For a long time, the couple looked at each other and smiled awkwardly and politely in a tacit understanding.
As the saying goes, a son never thinks his mother is ugly, and a son never complains about his father's faults. Li Shimin felt that he could only bear it silently.
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Cheng Chubi, Li Ke, and Fang Jun began to walk faster after leaving the tent.
Who knows what Uncle Li would do if he couldn't figure it out and left his daughter to come and find trouble?
So the most appropriate thing to do now is to run quickly and stay away from this place.
As a result, he jumped out not far away and happened to see General Chai riding his horse to patrol the camp. He looked at General Chai who was approaching with an old face.
Cheng Chubi and others could only bite the bullet and hurried forward to pay their respects.
In front of these three guys, Chai Shao reined in his mount and rolled over, twitching the corners of his mouth with a smile on his face.
"Come on, come on, Cheng Sanlang, I want to have a chat with you."
Seeing the old guy's dangerous smile, Cheng Chubi could only bite the bullet and step forward with an apologetic smile.
"What are your instructions, uncle? My nephew must obey them respectfully."
"Just stay in the camp with me and don't cause any more trouble. When you get to Jiucheng Palace, you can reach heaven and I won't stop you."
After hearing this, Cheng Chubi felt that there was something wrong with what the elder said, so he couldn't help but make a point.
"Uncle, I'm kidding. My nephew has no wings under his ribs. He can't flap no matter how he flies...Chengchengcheng, it's what you always say it is."
"Hurry and leave, don't get in my eyes." Chai Shao waved his hand in a displeased manner, then turned around and rode away.
"Brother Chu Bi, what did General Chai whisper to you?"
Li Ke came over, looked at General Chai's leaving back and whispered softly.
Cheng Chubi laughed and strode forward with his hands behind his back.
"What else can I mutter about? I just hope we can keep up our efforts and get more cicada monkeys."
"Really?" Fang Jun believed it innocently.
Li Ke immediately became happy and patted the cute young man.
"Brother, believe me, don't be fooled. If you really believe me, you will receive twenty canes on your buttocks. Don't blame me for not warning you."
"..." Fang Jun looked at the two brothers with a dark look on his face. For a moment, he didn't know who to believe.
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"Cheng Sanlang..." A call came, and Cheng Chubi, who had both ears and eyesight, twitched his ears and turned his head to look curiously.
Li Ke, who was following closely in the footsteps of Cheng Chubi, stopped dangerously, and Nima almost snuggled her face into brother Chubi's generous chest.
"Brother Chu Bi, what are you doing?"
"Your grandpa, why are you staring at me? I said your grandpa is here."
Li Ke turned his head and took a look, and saw his grandfather walking quickly towards this side, followed by the Zhongbao Eunuch who always had a stone face.
"My grandson has seen Grandpa Huang, why are you here?" Li Ke quickly saluted Li Yuan, who was out of breath.
"Huh...huh...it's okay, it's okay, I just have trouble with this kid, come here..."
Li Yuan hooked his fingers, and Cheng Chubi helplessly followed Li Yuan to a secluded place.
"You brat, if you have one, why don't you use me to top the tank?"
Li Yuan almost poked the tip of Cheng Chubi's nose with his finger, looking gesticulating and glaring.
Li Ke and Fang Jun were frightened by the sight.
Fang Jun was very nervous and kept pushing his elbow against Li Ke beside him.
"Brother De, nothing will happen to you. I think His Majesty the Emperor seems to be very angry."
Li Ke smashed his mouth, touched his bare chin and muttered softly.
"Hmm... It seems that Brother Chu Bi has provoked my grandfather again, but with Brother Chu Bi's physique that can lift a cauldron.
I think it won't be a problem if I get punched by my grandfather..."
At this moment, Cheng Chubi looked at this old man who had no martial ethics and knew exactly what this old driver wanted to do.
"Yes, yes... it's Xiaochen's fault. Isn't it okay for Xiaochen to stay with you?"
"Huh?" Li Yuan raised his eyes unhappily.
"Plus one pound of cicada monkey." Cheng Chubi raised a finger.
"...you kid, are you sending beggars away? I am the Emperor, the Supreme Emperor, and I have a pound of cicada monkeys. Do you think you can bribe him?"
Li Ke inhaled like a toothache, always feeling that the atmosphere of communication between Grandpa Huang and Brother Chu Bi was strange.
It seems that Brother Chu Bi is very confident, but Grandpa Huang is extremely angry. What is going on?
Finally, Li Ke saw Grandpa Huang holding up three fingers with great determination, and Cheng Chubi stretched out two with a playful smile.