Chapter 1107: My own father Li Yuan's surprise attack that doesn't talk about martial arts (
Chapter 1107: My own father Li Yuan’s unethical surprise attack (please subscribe and vote)
Then, Zhongbao saw His Majesty the Emperor jumping out like a spiritual ape.
"..." Zhongbao's slate face twisted for a while, and then he quickly jumped out.
Li Shimin did not lower the curtains to enjoy the air conditioning in the car like his biological father Li Yuan.
Instead, he opened the car curtains and enjoyed the morning breeze. Although it was a little hot, he could let the soldiers see him.
And I can also see the majestic postures of the Tang Dynasty warriors, which is very pleasing to the eye.
Wearing crisp thin clothes, shaking a round fan in his hand, he squinted his eyes and swayed, very comfortable.
Then, I heard Zhao Kun's sneaky voice coming from beside me.
"Your Majesty, it seems that Cheng Sanlang is here..."
"Pfft..." Li Shimin farted at the right time and quickly wiped his mouth.
Even now, Li Shimin still can't control his emotions when he hears this name.
Turning his head and looking behind him, he saw that little bastard Cheng Chubi walking towards this direction with a very angry look on his face.
Li Shimin finally controlled his emotions and said kindly.
"Cheng Sanlang, what are you doing here?"
Cheng Chubi seemed to be hesitant and took a long time to speak.
"My nephew has met his uncle, and there is something...a little matter."
"That about..."
"Cheng Sanlang!" A somewhat frustrated shout suddenly came from behind.
Li Shimin turned his head in surprise, and saw his father rushing over panting, interrupting Cheng Sanlang.
"Father, what are you..."
"Ah ha...it's okay, it's okay, why are you here, Cheng Sanlang?"
Cheng Chubi looked at the panting old man, as if he wanted to defend this old man who had no martial ethics.
"I have met the Emperor, and I am about to discuss the iced lotus seed soup with my uncle..."
"???" Li Shimin looked confused. Is it necessary to ask me for iced lotus seed soup?
Li Yuan's face immediately darkened. Damn it, I'm just teasing you, do you still take it seriously?
"You kid...that Erlang, please ignore this kid and hurry up and follow me."
"Your Majesty, how could you do this? This iced lotus seed soup seems to be a trivial matter, but it involves issues of dignity. You dare not say it. Let me tell you..."
Li Shimin, with a confused face, made iced lotus seed soup. Isn't that something to eat?
Could it be some kind of code word, or maybe it's some slang?
"Father, Cheng Sanlang, what on earth are you doing..."
Li Yuan quickly winked at Li Shimin, and then dragged Cheng Chubi back without explanation.
"Okay kid, I'm just teasing you, don't make any nonsense."
"Ha...cough, Your Majesty, you don't need to explain. Although I am just a minister, I also have a heart of loyalty, bravery, benevolence and filial piety."
"If you don't want to say it, I can..."
Seeing that Cheng Sanlang was still chattering, Li Yuan suddenly stopped in his steps and turned his head suspiciously.
I saw Cheng Chubi's grinning and amused expression, but he immediately regained his composure when he saw Li Yuan turn his head.
However, how could Li Yuan, an old man, not see that this bastard was clearly teasing me.
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Li Shimin looked bewildered as he watched his biological father, Li Yuan, pulling Cheng Chubi away as he was about to walk back. The old man and the young man were chattering comfortably.
Suddenly, my father shook his head like a lion, and everything between the two suddenly became quiet.
Then, I saw my own father getting angry and kicking him, and then Cheng Chubi was like a slippery loach.
After avoiding the surprise attack by his own father Li Yuan, who was not a martial artist, he saw the old man and the young man chasing each other and escaping in the team.
The team that was originally moving forward in an orderly manner suddenly fell into chaos...
The elite left guards of the Tang Dynasty, the accompanying ministers, eunuchs and concubines all looked at this scene in shock.
His Majesty, the Supreme Emperor of the Tang Dynasty, was actually chasing the legendary young man Cheng Sanlang of Chang'an with great anger.
However, Cheng Sanlang's movements were really nimble, as slippery as a loach, and in three to five seconds he jumped out so far that no one could even be seen.
After all, Li Yuan had served as an emperor, and he finally noticed in time that chasing down juniors in public could easily be misunderstood.
After chasing for two steps, he stopped, panting with his hands on his hips, standing there dumbfounded.
The main reason is that his legs and feet really can't outrun the agile martial arts disciple.
Damn it, when I was young, I could definitely beat up ten little bastards like Cheng Sanlang.
Li Shimin quickly jumped off the chariot and rushed over. "Father, what's wrong with you?"
I saw Erlang jumping up to me and asking questions with concern on his face.
Could it be possible that Li Yuan told the embarrassing story about how he thought he was right, but Cheng Sanlang took advantage of him?
Of course it's impossible. After all, he was a majestic emperor. Li Yuan, who wanted to face shame, coughed dryly and waved his hand.
"Oh...it's okay, it's okay, this is...well, a small problem between me and Cheng Sanlang.
Not worth mentioning, not worth mentioning...
I will look for an opportunity later, and I will definitely teach this kid how powerful I am."
I saw my father’s expression of embarrassment, annoyance and shame, and the evidence of gritted teeth when he said the last words.
Li Shimin felt itchy and unbearable, fearing that something might happen again in all likelihood.
But considering my father's temper, hey, I'd better not get involved in this matter.
Let the old man and the young man make trouble on their own.
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Cheng Chubi jumped out and breathed a sigh of relief when he was far away. He turned his head. Sure enough, the old man could trick him into saying that his legs and feet were too slow.
Let you, old man, show off my real person.
Cheng Chubi muttered secretly twice, then heard a call as clear as a silver bell coming from his ears.
"Brother Cheng San..."
Cheng Chubi turned his head, and he didn't know when he suddenly arrived not far from Queen Changsun's Luanjia.
And the cute little Li Mingda was leaning on the car frame, with his crescent-like black eyes, waving his arms frequently towards this side.
Empress Changsun sat in the car in a gentle and virtuous manner, smiling and nodding slightly towards her.
Cheng Chubi hurried over and bowed respectfully. "My nephew has met his aunt and his highness."
Li Mingda smiled brightly, put her small pink hands on the upper edge of the car frame, and rested her chin on it.
A pair of beautiful big eyes flickered and asked.
"Brother Cheng San, why are you here? Are you here to bring me delicious food?"
"Oh..." Cheng Chubi looked back warily to avoid Li Yuan, an old man with no martial ethics, from suddenly coming out to attack him.
"His Highness has finished eating. It's okay. I will bring it to His Highness later."
"Well! Brother Cheng San is the best..." After hearing this, Li Mingda smiled as brightly as a summer flower.
"Cheng Sanlang, you look panicked, is there something going on?"