Chapter 1113 Although there are no traces of people here, it must be
Chapter 1113 Although there are no traces of people here, you still have to be ethical, right? (Please subscribe)
Cheng Chubi turned his head and saw Brother Jun's strange behavior, and couldn't help shouting.
"Brother Jun, what are you doing?"
"I need to urinate urgently, I'll be fine in a while."
Fang Jun turned his head and smiled honestly. He glanced around and saw a large bush not far ahead.
Li Ke was so happy that he unbuttoned his belt and headed over there.
"Just in time, I'm afraid I drank too much porridge today, so let's do it together."
Cheng Chubi saw that the two brothers had passed by, and it seemed unreasonable for him not to act collectively.
He quickly stuffed the cicada in his hand into his bag, untied his belt and walked over.
"?!?!?!" Guge and Azan, who were hiding in the bushes, widened their eyes in horror.
I saw three young Tang people laughing and grabbing the stuff while surrounding the bushes.
Damn it! My lord, Wolf God, what does this bitch want to do?!
Gu Ge's hand touched his waist again, but was once again held firmly by Azan.
Azan's face looked extremely determined and tragic at this moment, like a warrior about to go to the execution ground.
He opened his mouth and moved silently, but Guge understood what he meant from the shape of his mouth.
If the master's important event is destroyed by the two of them, what will happen even if the two of them can kill these Tang people and escape?
I'm afraid that when the time comes, the fate of the two of them will be even more miserable than being thrown into hell.
Guge closed his angry eyes sadly, and suddenly heard a sound that sounded like rapid rain beating on the branches and leaves.
Then, I felt a stream of warm, filthy-smelling (serious) liquid pouring down from my pocket.
"Hahaha...Brother Wei De, why are you peeing so close? Look at me..."
Fang Jun is worthy of being a happy minor, and he actually still has the energy to compete with others.
Seeing this scene, Cheng Chubi couldn't help but feel childlike, and turned around to shout.
"Come, come, come together, don't water it randomly, you won't step on it for a while."
I heard Cheng Sanlang's greeting...
Guge and Azan silently lowered their heads in the bushes, raised their hands, and covered their faces that were deeply ashamed...
Every breath was so painful. Fortunately, it was dark, so it was impossible to tell who was more yellow.
However, in the keen five senses of Guge and Azan, they can only feel that there is no best, only better...
What a shame...the best hunter on the grassland can only hide in the bushes in humiliation tonight.
The dozen or so rough men from the Tang Dynasty who didn't know the slightest bit of hygiene took out the stuff and were trying to figure out who could urinate further.
Cheng Chubi tied up his trousers and hummed a tune proudly. It was raining lightly, and it kept falling...
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The suffering in life will only be temporary, just like humiliation, it will not last long.
After the gang of bastard Tang people dispersed with their belts tied up and laughing, Gu Ge and Azan could only huddle in the bush full of urine smell in agony.
At this moment, the two cicada hunting teams finally met on the top of the hillside.
Eunuch Li saw Cheng Chubi with a bad look on his face, and reluctantly smiled and saluted Cheng Taichang, and then saluted His Highness King Wu and the Second Young Master Fang.
"I asked Eunuch Li, how are you? How was your harvest today?" Cheng Chubi asked with a smile on his face.
Eunuch Li said very hypocritically.
"Haha... It's just so-so. I can't compare with you guys."
A guard from Prince Wei's palace over there saw everyone stopped and were exchanging hypocritical greetings.
I was idle, so I might as well let the water go, so I took off my belt and prepared to shoot at a big tree.
Fang Jun noticed something strange over there from the corner of his eye, and quickly touched Brother Chu Bi.
Cheng Chubi turned his head and felt extremely evil in his heart. "Stop! Don't mess around!"
"???" The guard of the Wei Palace had just taken out half a piece of money, and was so frightened by Cheng Chubi's roar that he stuffed it back.
Then he saw the tall, majestic and murderous Cheng Sanlang walking up to him.
"You are not allowed to wander around. Although there are no traces of people here, you still have to be ethical, right?"
"..." Eunuch Li looked at this plausible Cheng Sanlang with a dark look on his face. He even had to control the peeing of the guards of Prince Wei.
Are you so busy that you have nothing to do?
Then they saw Cheng Chubi raise his hand and point. Everyone turned their heads subconsciously and saw a very conspicuous large bush.
Moreover, under the firelight, there was reflection, as if it had just been poured with rain and dew.
“If you want to relieve yourself, just go there and discharge them in a centralized manner. Don’t spread them all over the mountain. Follow the rules.
What if one day someone comes to capture the cicada monkey again and is disgusted by your excrement?"
Li Ke felt secretly happy when he saw Brother Chu Bi acting like this, but on the surface he pretended to be a good person.
"Brother Chu Bi's words do make some sense, right Eunuch Li?"
Although Eunuch Li was angry, he never thought that Cheng Sanlang would even dare to take care of people in Prince Wei's palace.
But the question is who made this guy's fallacy seem to have some truth, and King Wu also stood up to speak, what can he do?
I bowed to His Highness King Wu without taking it away.
"Now that His Highness has spoken, if you are waiting for something to happen and want to relieve yourself, go over there."
Several guards from the Wei Palace who had been working hard to capture the cicadas could no longer hold back.
After hearing the instructions from His Highness' confidant Eunuch Li, he naturally had no objection and walked quickly towards the bushes again.
"?!?!?!"
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After a baptism similar to a heavy rain, Azan and Gegu controlled their emotional fluctuations with extremely strong willpower.
I originally thought that the hardships would soon be over, but now, I heard the discussion over there.
Another group of fat and muscular old men unbuttoned their belts and walked towards this direction again.
Azan, who was already soaked all over his body, regretted a little.
I regret why I endured the first wave and went straight to fuck my mother, so that I could die a more tragic death.
But now, can you jump out with the smell of urine, and then die tragically? It would be too humiliating to die with the smell of urine...
Just when Azan was so frightened and angry that he gritted his teeth and made a sound.
A strong, wet hand held his own hand slowly but firmly.
Azan's eyes moved over and saw Guge's resolute face with dripping braids and beard.
He shook his head slowly but firmly towards himself. He had already endured one wave, so why not endure another wave?
Otherwise, wouldn’t it be that she is a white-blooded ninja?
Azan understood this sentence from Guge's eyes and could only turn his hand over and interlock with Guge's big hand.
The two nodded slightly in unison, for the master's ambition and for the prairie king's yearning for freedom.
It's coming again, crashing... It's like heavy rain, pouring down on the head, crashing...