Chapter 1132 Say hello to the wild boar, don't move, wait for you to wear armor
Chapter 1132: Say hello to the wild boar and stay still until you can penetrate the armor? (Please subscribe and vote)
Niu Weituo, with his face flushed and his mouth full of oil, rode his horse back to his military tent in the Zuowei camp and gave orders to the two brothers Niu Bajin and Niu Jiujin.
In a short time, seven or eight familiar generals also rushed over.
Niu Bajin and Niu Jiujin stayed outside the tent, and Niu Weituo took out a bottle of the essence of the wine obtained from Cheng Chubi.
In addition, he spread out the hot oil paper bag and divided more than two kilograms of dry-pot bamboo rat meat and more than two kilograms of fried soybeans into eight portions.
Seeing these good babies and smelling the rich fragrance, one of them immediately became happy.
"General, could these be the bamboo rat meat cooked by Cheng Sanlang?"
"Well, come on, come on, let's all have a taste. This taste is so amazing that we won't change it. Besides, this is the essence of the wine. One person only has two glasses."
"There aren't many of them. Otherwise, if the general finds out and is subject to military law, it will have nothing to do with me, Mr. Niu."
"That's natural. How could we betray Paoze, let alone you, general..."
Eating bamboo rat meat and soybeans, sipping some wine, everyone was extremely happy, and naturally they were praising General Niu for eating meat without forgetting his brothers.
When these guys were drinking and drinking, Niu Weituo said with a smile.
"Brothers, you must all know Cheng Sanlang's cooking skills, right?"
"Isn't that right? Our brothers have been longing for it for a long time. After tasting this thing today, we know better."
"I heard that Your Majesty also often asks Cheng Sanlang to deliver food to the palace every once in a while."
"Yes, yes, Hu Mou also heard that the imperial chef in the palace was crying all the time because his cooking skills were inferior to that of Cheng Sanlang..."
The smile on Niu Weituo's face gradually stiffened. He didn't expect that these Zuowei generals would believe these random hearsays.
"By the way, I heard a few days ago that Cheng Taichang personally admitted that he cut his buttocks on His Majesty the King of Wei."
"Ah?...Is it true?"
"Of course that's true, otherwise how could Cheng Taichang say such things in public."
"Can you be more reliable? I'm still eating..."
Seeing that these guys were gibbering incoherently, Niu Weituo quickly cleared his throat to interrupt their nonsense.
"I invite you brothers to come over today. Firstly, I want you to try Cheng Sanlang's craftsmanship."
"The second time I came here, I wanted to borrow something from my brothers."
"You must remember that when we patrolled the mountain before, we discovered wild boars northeast of Jiucheng Palace..."
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I heard that Cheng Sanlang, who was the best at cooking pork in Chang'an City, had already set his sights on that litter of fat-headed and big-eared wild boars.
All the elite left guards couldn't help but their eyes lit up. And Niu Weituo also made it very clear.
Catching wild boars is highly dangerous, so Cheng Chubi asked someone like him to come over and borrow some sets of iron armor to avoid being injured by wild boars.
If the armor is damaged, someone awesome will personally pay for the repairs for the brothers.
In addition, after hunting the wild boar, Cheng Sanlang will cook it himself, and then the brothers will go there together to enjoy a delicious wild boar feast.
After hearing the news, the five generals who were not on duty tomorrow stood up directly.
"General Niu, I won't be on duty tomorrow. Not only will I borrow my armor tomorrow, I will also go with you."
"That's it...since Cheng Taichang is so generous..."
"No, no, everyone, this can't be done, our brothers are all gone, just in case the general inspects the camp.
Seeing that our brothers all ran away when they were not on duty, the general became angry, and we all had to take military sticks."
"So, I only lend A, not anyone else..."
Everyone thought so. After all, General Chai has always been strict in running the army. Even if he is not on duty, he must stay in the camp.
After all, this is not Chang'an, this is Jiucheng Palace, and the safety of Jiucheng Palace depends entirely on the elite left guards.
In the end, the five generals who were not on duty tomorrow all rushed back to their respective camps after finishing the tooth ceremony.
Then he personally delivered his own armor. They were all fat and rough men, and their physiques were not much different.
There will be no problem in using the Yao Mozi trio.
The next day, in the early morning, Cheng Chubi and others got up early after going to bed early last night.
I washed up energetically, had a breakfast, and prepared some dry food.
While they were messing around, Niu Weituo, Niu Bajin and Niu Jiujin pushed a cart.
There were eight boxes neatly placed on it. In addition to the three masters and servants' own iron armor, they also obtained five pairs of Mingguang armor.
Of course, they were all borrowed by Niu Weituo and his brothers.
Cheng Chubi glanced at the five pieces of armor, then turned back to look at Deng Chengxin's small physique, which was similar to that of Li Ke.
Finally decided to let this kid stay in Qingyou Pavilion.
Although Deng Chengxin was not happy, he still obeyed Cheng Sanlang's instructions honestly.
Brothers Cheng Fa and Cheng Da, as well as Fang Jun, Fang Cheng and Fang Xin, each of the five got a set of Mingguang armor to wear on their upper bodies.
And His Royal Highness Prince Li Ke, through his own connections, also obtained three sets of Mingguang Armor, and asked Li De, Li Zhong, and Li Min to wear them.
There were three people, Niu Weituo, three Fang Jun, four Li Ke, plus three people Cheng Chubi. A total of thirteen armored tool men wearing Mingguang heavy armor.
Well, it’s all for food, otherwise who the hell would wear such thick clothes in late summer and early autumn?
Cheng Chubi nodded with satisfaction and patted the protective goggles on his chest. This thing was still safer.
Even if a wild boar came close to him, Cheng Chubi would have the courage to fight the wild boar with such armor protection.
Of course, this is just a thought. After all, Cheng Chubi is not a fool, and the two substantial iron maces at his waist are not decorations.
With the brute strength of the fat and strong Cheng family, even the armored man Cheng Chubi, not to mention the wild boar, was confident that he could defeat the enemy with one move.
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"...Brother Chu Bi, I don't think we need to put this thing on so early, right?"
Li Ke moved his neck with some discomfort, took off the heavy iron helmet, raised his head and looked at the sky.
Although today is a rare cloudy day and the temperature is not too high, it is still quite difficult to wear armor and ride a horse for twenty or thirty miles.
Cheng Chubi rolled his eyes unhappily and spoke seriously.
"I said, dear brother, how can you think so? You don't dress well now.
Could it be that you want to wait until you see wild boars, say hello to them, and wait until you can wear your armor?"
"We can understand you, but it's hard to say whether wild boars can understand human speech."
"That's right, I'm wearing all the clothes. Anyway, I'm just wearing armor and riding a horse, not walking. I don't have any problem at all, little brother."
Fang Jun was proudly wearing his helmet and armor, and he looked majestic and high-spirited when he walked.
Damn it, with a body like my own, wearing a Confucian shirt, how can I look so brave and handsome wearing such iron armor?