Chapter 113 Why do you always greet me the next three ways (today ten
A sound came from inside the room, His Majesty the Emperor's trembling voice, making an S-shaped curve.
Oh, everyone outside the room was shocked and had goosebumps all over their bodies.
I always feel like something weird is happening inside.
"Your Majesty, Your Majesty, are you okay? Do you want your servant to come in and take a look?" The loyal eunuch couldn't help calling out in a low voice.
Immediately, the Emperor's obviously extremely angry roar could be heard inside.
"You are not allowed to come in. If anyone dares to come in, I will kill him!"
After hearing such an answer, all the people could not help but shrink their necks, closed their mouths in disgrace, and squatted outside obediently.
Then Cheng Sanlang's voice came again: "Your Majesty, you have to relax a little."
"Shut up, I don't need you to teach me!"
"???" What happened inside? Why is the conversation here so weird and weird?
After about a cup of tea, the door was opened from the inside.
Several eunuchs and palace maids turned their heads subconsciously and saw Cheng Sanlang, who was covered in sweat. "Your Majesty, let Eunuch Zhongbao go in..."
The leader, the loyal old eunuch Chong Cheng Sanlang, nodded slightly and walked proudly into the room. The others had not yet made any move.
Cheng Chubi closed the door tightly again.
"..."
When the old eunuch Zhongbao entered the room, his expression could not help but be stunned.
He saw His Majesty the Emperor, whose clothes were very messy and his face was covered with sweat. He was standing by the couch with a dark face and his legs slightly spread out in a figure eight shape.
"Come here and tidy up my clothes."
The loyal old eunuch suppressed his racing thoughts, walked quickly forward with his eyes and nose in mind, and walked up to His Majesty the Emperor.
He began to clean up Li Yuan quickly and skillfully. After three attempts, five divided by two, he finally made Li Yuan look neat and well-dressed again.
"Okay, please step aside. You don't have to close the door. It's really hot in this room."
"Yes, my servant, please retire." The old eunuch bowed respectfully and retreated outside the house as quietly as a civet cat.
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With his legs spread apart, as if he was squatting on a horse, Li Yuan slowly sat on the edge of the couch, his eyes bulging, and he glared at Cheng Chubi fiercely.
Cheng Chubi, on the other hand, maintained a rigorous and solemn expression as he faced this VIP patient who was older and had a bad temper.
"You have also done this examination. How is my condition?"
"Your Majesty, after... after examination, I can confirm that the Emperor indeed has an enlarged prostate."
"A normal person's prostate is only about this size, but your prostate has swollen to this extent..."
Cheng Chubi used gestures to tell Li Yuan the data he had obtained through anal digital examination.
"In addition, according to Wei Chen's examination, the Emperor's prostate shows no signs of deterioration. Therefore, surgery as soon as possible is the best option."
"Aggravation? How much worse can this gonorrhea get?" Li Yuan was a little confused. He felt like he was worse off than dead. How could it get worse?
"What I mean is that the enlarged prostate may lead to cancer. Once cancer becomes cancer, even if it is removed, it will not save lives."
Li Yuan rubbed his forehead, feeling that what Cheng Laosan said was hard to understand.
But at least the general meaning is that I understand it, and now it can be cut, so cut that thing off quickly.
Otherwise, if I cut it in the future, I am afraid that someone will die even if I cut it.
"Well, I'll listen to you on this matter. When can I take action?" Li Yuan said, stroking his long gray beard. At this moment, he couldn't wait.
"If the emperor is in a hurry to perform surgery, he will have to wait at least three days. During these three days, the emperor needs to take the medicine according to this prescription..."
"After that, we have to go to the Taoist temple of Taoist Master Sun Simiao to do it."
As soon as I heard that I was going to have an operation outside, and when I thought of the examination that Cheng Chubi had just done on me, I felt bad.
Li Yuan didn't want to lose his face and throw it outside the palace, so he categorically rejected the proposal.
"No need, just do it in my Da'an Palace."
"If you want me to operate on you in Da'an Palace, you need to arrange a suitable operating room and ward here. I'm afraid it will take a few more days..."
Li Yuan frowned and his eyes fell on Cheng Chubi who was talking eloquently.
"Now I am tortured by this gonorrhea every day to the point of death. Can't we go faster?"
Looking at Li Yuan's haggard old face and his eyes full of desire for survival, Cheng Chubi quickly came up with a solution.
"Well... how about I put a urinary catheter on you first? This can ensure that the emperor will not be tortured by symptoms such as frequent urination, urgency and incontinence before the operation."
"???" Li Yuan looked at Cheng Chubi, lowered his head, glanced at his crotch, and then at Cheng Chubi.
His face darkened again, and he always felt that there was something wrong with this guy's examination and technique. Why was he always greeting me from the lower end?
Seeing the unhappy expression of Emperor Li Yuan, Cheng Chubi was also very tired.
Who made you suffer from such a three-way disease? Can I still treat your foot disease and head disease, but can't you treat your eye disease through your mouth?
"...Come on, how to do it?"
"Well, Your Majesty, you have to take off your clothes again."
"!!!"
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Eunuch Zhongbao once again received the emperor's oral instructions, entered the door and closed the door.
With this loyal eunuch helping me, and having already been humiliated.
Nowadays, everyone has begun to break the rules, and Li Yuan, who is obviously more relaxed, has also caught up with his cooperation.
Therefore, inserting a urinary catheter is much easier than the previous digital anal examination.
When I heard the sound of urine squirting from the special urinal, I felt that my lower abdomen, which seemed to be always stagnant, gradually relaxed.
Li Yuan's eyes were red, and even the tears that filled his eyes almost dripped down with the rush of urine.
What a blessing it is to be able to pee freely...
Yes, my whole person seemed to have relaxed even my soul. Miraculously, the illness that had tortured me for several years no longer hindered me...
Even after arriving, Li Yuan was so intoxicated that he had a tremor that had become very unfamiliar in his body's memory.
When Cheng Chubi said goodbye to Li Yuan, he had already relaxed physically and mentally, and Li Yuan was so happy that he wanted to cry.
I can't say that my attitude towards Cheng Chubi has changed 180 degrees, but it must have at least changed 1560 degrees.
"I will take these medicines on time, and my surgery can be performed in this Da'an Palace. If you need anything, just tell the emperor..."
"Well, Zhongbao, go see Cheng Sanlang off in person."
When Cheng Chubi left Da'an Palace, although he had lost a urinary catheter, he still had two special urinals.
But I have an extra handle in my hand, Ruyi made of fine mutton-fat jade.
As soon as he left the palace gate, Cheng Chubi glanced subconsciously and saw the ant patron saint standing under the big tree with his head hanging down and his hands behind his back.