Chapter 1141 There is still a trembling in the ass of His Majesty the Emperor
Chapter 1141 His Majesty the Emperor still has a trembling arrow stuck in his butt (please subscribe and vote)
Cheng Chubi rushed into the valley and began to breathe heavily. He saw Li Shimin, who had an arrow in his butt, looking suspiciously at Li Ke, who was lame on one leg.
Cheng Chubi immediately burst into laughter, Nima, these are indeed a father and son like Yingguo. One was hit by an arrow in the thigh, and the other received an arrow in the butt.
One in front and one behind, they match perfectly.
Fortunately, he just laughed a few times. He suddenly thought that this was not the time to make fun of others, and quickly turned his face to greet Niu Weituo and Fang Jun into the valley.
"Hurry up, get all those bows and arrows, hurry up!"
Li De and others quickly sent over all the bows and arrows they had collected before.
Eight bows and eight pots of arrows, plus the seven bows and arrows and seven pots of arrows brought by Cheng Sanlang and others.
With long-range weapons at his disposal, there were thirteen armored tool men guarding the valley.
Li Shimin finally breathed out a breath of turbidity, glanced across the valley, and his eyeballs suddenly bulged again.
Li Ke pointed with grief and anger at the eight bald corpses that had been moved together and placed together.
"Father, the arrow on the child's thigh was shot by these thieves..."
"Didn't you go hunting wild boar?"
It's okay not to mention it. I heard Li Shimin mention wild boars and saw that Cheng Chubi, who had been silent in the forest for a long time, came over and pointed at the eight bald gourds with still anger.
"Yes, the wild boar is here, and it must have been harmed by these bastards."
Li Shimin took in a breath as if he had a toothache. "Cheng Sanlang, is this the point?"
"Uncle, you asked yourself." Cheng Chubi rolled his eyes unhappily.
Don't think that just because you have an arrow in your butt, you can do whatever you want. I am not a considerate and gentle nurse. I am a doctor who treats illnesses and saves lives.
Li Shimin couldn't help but rolled his eyes and turned to look at his son.
Li Ke quickly told himself and others because he heard what Niu Weituo said before that there were wild boars here.
So they jumped over here. They had just arrived here, but before they could even stand up, seven or eight arrows came towards them.
"Brother Chu Bi who was standing in front of me didn't even have a hair hurt, but the child became a target and even got a hit on his leg."
When Li Ke said this, he couldn't help feeling sad and pointed to his leg.
Li Shimin couldn't help but take a breath of cold air and looked at the eight bald corpses.
If it weren't for Cheng Sanlang and the others, they would come here to hunt wild boars.
In all likelihood, it would be him and his daughter who would enter the valley under the cover of Zhao Kun and others.
At that time, I was afraid that I and Xiao Sizi would have to die miserably in this valley.
"They're coming out!" Fang Jun, who had been paying close attention to the situation outside, saw the figures emerging from the edge of the woods and shouted subconsciously.
Cheng Chubi quickly ran over there and took a quick glance.
Sure enough, nearly a hundred bald men wearing leather robes came out of the forest one after another.
It seemed that these Turkic barbarians had long been determined to kill Li Shimin.
When he turned around, he saw Li Shimin standing there with a trembling arrow stuck in his butt.
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Niu Weituo patted Cheng Chubi's shoulder and whispered.
"Brother, please go and treat His Majesty's injuries quickly. I will be here to guard you. I will call you if anything happens."
"Okay, here are Brother Lao Weituo and Brother Jun..." Cheng Chubi nodded and patted Fang Jun on the shoulder.
He gave a thumbs up to this handsome guy who was very brave today.
"Well done, you look like a man today."
After saying these words, Cheng Chubi walked inside, leaving Fang Jun standing there in a daze, feeling inexplicably moved.
He touched his sheathed sword and pulled it out again with a groan.
After thinking for a while, he put it back into its sheath, took the bow and arrow from Fang Cheng's hand, and stood up straight majestically.
Cheng Chubi came to Li Shimin and looked at his butt carefully. The back of his clothes was also stained red.
At this time, Li Mingda, with red eyes, reached out and held Cheng Chubi's big hand.
"Brother Cheng San, please save my dad, my dad's butt is bleeding..."
"Don't worry, Your Highness, your father just hurt his buttocks, he won't die."
"???" Li Shimin's eyes darkened, and he turned his head sideways with a black line on his face.
Cheng Chubi saw the dark face of the Emperor of the Tang Dynasty and quickly smiled to please him.
"Uncle, please find a stone to lie down on, and my nephew will treat your arrow wound."
"Your Majesty, hurry up and treat the injury. What are you doing in a daze? Hurry up and help your Majesty." Zhao Kun quickly held one of Li Shimin's arms and another guard held the other.
Then he just pushed His Majesty the Emperor of the Tang Dynasty down on a big rock.
After Li Shimin lay down, he thought about his current situation. If he drank anesthetics, if those East Turkic thieves rushed in, he would not know how he died.
After thinking about this, Li Shimin gritted his teeth and ordered.
"Cheng Sanlang, just treat me like this. I won't take any anesthetic."
"Uncle, you are still brave. You are much better than your son. If you treat his leg, his nose and tears will flow like something."
Li Ke, who looked at his biological father with concern, suddenly became unhappy. "Brother Chu Bi, can you please speak and stop dragging me down?"
"Chengchengcheng, I won't touch you anymore, uncle, my nephew is rude..." Cheng Chubi said perfunctorily, and slapped hard.
"???" Li Shimin instantly felt a chill in his buttocks. He felt like there was a lot of space behind him.
Zhao Kun watched Cheng Chubi tear open the back of His Majesty's clothes, exposing his big white buttocks, and almost farted.
He quickly coughed twice and reminded, "Cheng Sanlang, are you treating His Majesty's arrow wound? What are you doing by tearing off your back?"
"Uncle Zhao, if you don't tear it apart, how can I see my uncle's big ass clearly because it's always blocked by the back?"
"Besides, don't you still have a crotch cloth to cover your shame? I didn't push or pull the crotch cloth..."
Li Shimin, who was lying on the stone, was trembling. "Cheng Sanlang, can you stop talking nonsense! Give me treatment quickly!"
"Chengchengcheng, my nephew, can you please keep quiet?" Cheng Chubi was helpless.
These days, why don't people want to be doctors? It's because doctors don't have much say.
These guys got sick or injured one by one, and they didn't know how to be polite and honest when they came to the doctor.
If it weren't for the cute little Li Mingda, Cheng Chubi would be happy to admire the arrow standing on Uncle Li's butt a few more times.
Cheng Chubi first brought out a intact feathered arrow and gestured with the one that had penetrated Uncle Li's gluteus maximus.
"Fortunately, it seems that this feather arrow doesn't have much strength anymore, and it can only penetrate the buttocks by an inch."
"Uncle, grit your teeth and endure it. My nephew will pull out the arrow for you and treat the wound. Do you want to shout one, two, three?"
Li Shimin was so angry that he wanted to push his legs back and kick this guy. Why did he talk so much nonsense?
"Father, don't listen to him, he will attack suddenly."