Chapter 1152 Calling Dad in front of the cheeky brother Chubi is useless
Chapter 1152 It’s no use calling me daddy in front of the shameless Brother Chubi (please subscribe and vote)
Li Shimin looked at the two Turkic barbarians with a somewhat confused look, whose eyes turned red immediately after hearing these words, and whose expressions were sad.
Could it be that Cheng Sanlang did something outrageous and heinous to them?
Li Shimin couldn't help but glance at Cheng Sanlang again. The guy was still chirping there, making his little cutie beam with joy.
If there wasn't something serious going on here, Li Shimin, who was very curious, would have wanted to move over and see what this kid was doing.
He actually made his beloved daughter smile so happily.
"What do you two mean? What did Cheng Taichang do to you?"
Su Dingfang also looked at these two people with bright eyes.
I always feel that the expressions of these two Turkic barbarians are, well, they seem to be ashamed and unspeakable.
Su Dingfang thought a little, and his heart became more and more eager to hear the expected answer.
"He...he..." Gu Ge's tears fell in large drops, and his aggrieved look made everyone present scratch their hearts.
"What is he, tell me quickly?"
Li Ke was very excited. Every day he and Brother Chu Bi went to catch cicada monkeys, but they didn't notice anything unusual, but now look at the performance of the two of them.
It seems that Brother Chu Bi really did something outrageous.
"...Oh, let me do the talking." Azan looked sympathetically at Gu Ge, who was crying like a child.
He still has nightmares about the humiliation of that night. Presumably, he would be even more afraid of this memory because he was so pissed that day that he was so tired that he hiccupped.
"That was, that was the third night after leaving Chang'an..."
Accompanied by Guge's suppressed sobs of grievance, a strange story that made the listener sad and shed tears was narrated from Azan's mouth.
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Then, Li Shimin, the Emperor of the Tang Dynasty, couldn't hold back any longer. He turned his face away and hugged the big tree he was leaning on, his whole body twitching.
Li Ke laughed and groaned at the same time. Nima, the wound on his thigh was hurt. It hurt, but he couldn't help laughing. It was so tortured.
Zhao Kun hugged his belly and laughed loudly. Su Dingfang over there was also laughing like a child.
The laughter echoed in the small valley, causing everyone in the valley to look at each other sideways.
Li Mingda also stretched his neck out of curiosity and whispered.
"Hey, what's wrong with my dad and the others? Everyone else is laughing. What is my dad doing holding the tree?"
"Your father may think that tree is destined to him..."
Cheng Chubi originally wanted to do that, but seeing how naive and ignorant Li Mingda was, forget it, forget it, I won't drive.
It’s not good for children. Besides, you still have to maintain your excellent character as a close brother in front of the opposite sex.
It took Li Shimin a long time to turn his head and look at these two unfortunate ghosts.
But what can I say, sympathy? It is impossible to sympathize. After all, these Turkic thieves want their own heads.
I can only say that whoever made them unlucky happened to meet my lucky general.
Speaking of which, his father, Cheng Yaojin, was also his lucky general. It seemed that the old Cheng family was indeed blessed with a deep connection.
Looking at these two guys, Li Shimin, who was laughing so hard that his beer belly rubbed a piece of rosin indecently on the pine tree, waved his hand and gave instructions to Su Dingfang.
"Take him down and escort him back to Jiucheng Palace first, then deal with him later."
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Seeing Zhao Kun pushing the two unfortunate guys aside, Cheng Chubi couldn't sit still.
He strode over and stood in front of the two survivors.
"Have you two been here before?"
Azan raised his head subconsciously, and after seeing Cheng Chubi's appearance clearly, his eyes immediately turned red.
"It's you! You are Cheng Sanlang!"
"Nonsense, what are you doing to Grandpa Cheng?!" Cheng Chubi bulged his eyes unhappily.
"I'm going to kill you!" Guge tried to jump up as if he was crazy, but unfortunately he was stabbed by the guard behind him and passed out.
"???" Cheng Chubi looked at these two overly excited guys with a confused look on his face.
Turning around, he saw Li Shimin and Li Ke, father and son, grinning happily and looking this way.
Cheng Chubi suddenly became unhappy. "Are you mentally ill?"
Li Ke used a spear as a crutch and limped over, grinning like a dog on fire.
"No, no, no, brother Chu Bi, they are not mentally ill, they just hate you too much, brother."
Cheng Chubi immediately became unhappy and stepped forward to greet the man with his clothes rolled up.
"Brother Xian, I think your walking posture is wrong. It must be that the wound has been torn. Come on, brother, I will re-sterilize and sew it up for you."
"No, no, no, no, brother Chu Bi, we have something to talk about, father, father..."
Li Shimin didn't know when he had turned around, completely ignoring these two bastards who were fighting.
Fortunately, Li Ke woke up in time and realized that calling him daddy in front of the shameless brother Chubi was useless, so he quickly explained why these two people hate you so much.
Cheng Chubi immediately became happy and looked at these two unlucky guys.
After thinking for a while, he shouted to Fang Jun and jumped over, and then said proudly.
"Dear brother, have you seen that these two brothers were beaten by three of our brothers that day?"
"!!!" Azan and Guge opened their eyes angrily, if their anger could turn into reality.
These three smiling bastards should have been shot to death by thousands of arrows.
In the end, Cheng Chubi failed to find out the whereabouts of the wild boar, but he saw Cheng Sanlang was so persistent.
Niu Weituo quickly came over to persuade him and told him that there were wild boars in another direction, but the nest of wild boars was not as numerous as here, nor as big as here.
If you want to do it, you can eventually do it.
After hearing this, Cheng Chubi put away his resentment and touched the remaining explosive-grade firecrackers in his satchel.
Hmm... there are still several of them, so at least you don't have to worry about accidents when you go hunting for wild boars.
Seeing Cheng Sanlang's action, Li Shimin couldn't help but snorted.
"Cheng Sanlang, come here for me..."
"Uncle, what's the matter?" Cheng Chubi hurried over and saluted, and said honestly.
"Show me... don't act stupid and take out the contents of your satchel."
Cheng Chubi had no choice but to take out an explosive-grade square bamboo firecracker as thick as an arm from his satchel.
Li Shimin took it, weighed it, and looked at Cheng Sanlang who had an honest expression and furtive eyes.
"When was this thing made?"
Cheng Chubi didn't expect Li Shimin to ask this question, so he answered without thinking.
"Before I came to Jiucheng Palace, these square bamboos were in the same batch as last time. It was really a batch. My nephew didn't do much."
Li Shimin gritted his teeth, looked at this bastard, and shouted in a deep voice.
"You kid...can't you use round bamboo to make it? Do you have to harm my square bamboo?"
"Yes, yes, my nephew must remember so that he won't cause any harm next time."
Cheng Chubi bowed his head and confessed, with an honest attitude and a sincere expression. He would not change his mind until he changed his mind.