Chapter 1159 Thinking of killing chickens and wanting Lao Tzu to serve in the palace?
Chapter 1159 Are you tempted to kill the chicken and want me to serve in the palace? (Please subscribe and vote)
However, the difficulty is that it seems difficult to make these two historical celebrities willing to let their dark history be known to future generations.
Cheng Chubi racked his brains and could not imagine that he would be alive until Uncle Li wrote his own statement about being stabbed in the buttocks.
If he really wants to do it, Cheng Chubi feels that Uncle Li will be very happy to let him achieve the epic achievement of Jiucheng Palace July Snow as quickly as possible.
Can't afford to offend, can't afford to offend... Cheng Chubi couldn't help but sigh with disappointment and regret.
However, although there was no way for them to actively write a self-report, Cheng Chubi felt that their signatures could still be obtained.
For example, if I try to get His Majesty's signature calligraphy someday and stick it on the arrow shaft, it will definitely be quite convincing.
I also had a wonderful appreciation of these two precious historical relics that were freshly baked less than 24 hours ago.
Cheng Chubi then rolled up the arrows with instructions indicating which arrow hit whom, and put them back into his box again.
When I think about it, I have collected a lot of dark history about the old Li family and my whole family, and I treat them all as good treasures and hide them in a place that only I know.
Cheng Chubi couldn't help but feel complacent, "Treasure Boy, he must be talking about a handsome guy like me."
As the most handsome cub of the old Cheng family, Cheng Chubi's historical responsibilities are of course not just about playing cards for entertainment.
We need to dig deeper and dig deeper into the dark history of those historical figures.
Behind the positive historical image of showing these tall and mighty historical figures to future generations, there are still many flaws to complain about.
Cheng Chubi wandered to the door and took a deep breath of the fresh air of Jiucheng Palace.
After taking one look at the scorching sun, I continued to devote myself to my daily exercise routine.
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At noon, Li Yuan, the extremely idle Emperor of the Tang Dynasty, took the little cute Li Mingda and wandered to Qingyou Pavilion again.
For no other reason than for a bite to eat, Li Yuan also felt that he should come and go often.
The fragrant lamb with skin made Li Yuan sit down again with great enthusiasm. While eating, he commented that the taste of this thing is really not as good as that of bamboo rats.
Li Mingda on the side also nodded frequently to show his cooperation.
Cheng Chubi looked at the grandparents and grandchildren with a dark look on his face. Can we stop harming the mother and son of the bamboo rats and let them part ways?
After eating and drinking enough, Li Yuan took a sip of the tea soup, patted his already full belly, and glanced at Cheng Chubi.
"Cheng Sanlang..."
"The minister is here."
"You have made great achievements this time."
Cheng Chubi looked at Li Yuan's hesitant expression and came closer to fill the tea soup for this old man who didn't like to talk about martial arts.
"Your Majesty, do you have some gossip?"
"Grapevine? Haha..."
As Li Shimin’s biological father, does Li Yuan need gossip?
If you want information, go directly to your biological son. How can he not tell him?
He glanced at the little doll with contempt.
Cheng Chubi raised his arm, snapped his fingers in a stunning manner, and gestured towards Cheng Fa who turned his head subconsciously.
Cheng Fa quickly jumped into the room, and in a short time, he carried two bottles of wine filled with the essence of the wine and the corks were sealed with wax.
Cheng Chubi smiled flatteringly at Li Yuan. "I hope the emperor will accept this little thought."
"Haha...you are still good at doing things. It's no wonder that I think highly of you."
Li Yuan nodded approvingly towards Cheng Chubi, took the essence of the two bottles of wine, and handed it behind him.
Eunuch Zhongbao, whose face was already filled with black lines, stretched out his big hand to take it, continued to put on his petrified face, and stood behind Li Yuan.
Li Yuan decided to give him a little tip because this boy was so smart and provided him with delicious food every day.
First, he glanced at the cute little Li Mingda. The girl was curiously asking questions around her lame third brother, and didn't pay attention here.
Then he lowered his voice and whispered.
"When I went to pick up Xiao Sizi today, I overheard Erlang and his wife talking about how they should give you a promotion.
Most of them can't be heard clearly, but I can hear them clearly, Chang Shi..."
Having said this, Li Yuan couldn't help but slap Cheng Sanlang on the shoulder.
"Do you understand what it means?"
"What do you understand? Chang Shi..." Cheng Chubi felt that this word sounded familiar.
Cheng Chubi, who was familiar with the Romance of the Three Kingdoms and even brought it up to the Tang Dynasty, had his eyes bulging.
Ouch, shit! Could it be that His Majesty has given me no title and no reward, so he wants to kill the chicken and wants me to serve in the palace?
Li Yuan stroked his long beard and saw that the boy's face had become very ugly, his eyes were moving around furtively, and he was completely confused.
"Cheng Sanlang, what are you thinking about? Aren't you happy with such great news?"
"Your Majesty, can you please stop scaring me? Chang Shi is a person with nothing... nothing like that.
I'm still waiting to help the old Cheng family, I must not do it, I must not do it..."
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"..." Li Yuan's face turned dark after finally reacting.
"You kid, why are you thinking so wildly all the time? You look so fat and strong, and you still want to serve in the palace?"
"My guess is that he may be a regular attendant on horseback... He just admonishes mistakes when he is in and serves as an advisor to the emperor, and he is a regular attendant on horseback when he is out. Do you understand?"
Cheng Chubi finally breathed a sigh of relief and quickly nodded and bowed his head to salute this man respectfully.
"Thank you, Your Majesty, for your advice. I almost missed it."
Seeing the boy's shock faded and his self-satisfied look on his face, Li Yuan really didn't want to talk to him.
As for his tendency to tinker with Erlang Fangzhu all day long, either to cause trouble or to cause trouble, let him enter the palace unless Erlang feels that the world is no longer worth it.
Cheng Chubi didn't know that Li Shimin had taken great pains to reward him.
Why, who told this kid to do too much meritorious deeds? Others would bully others too much, but this kid did too much meritorious deeds.
One achievement after another made Li Shimin dazzled.
If I could get a small notebook and write down all of this guy's achievements, I'm afraid it wouldn't be a problem to write down a booklet.
So this time, I want to reward him, but I can't reward him too much. After all, this kid is too young, and he will definitely be used as a buttock in the future.
Therefore, after much deliberation, Li Shimin finally just gave him a promotion.
Anyway, Li Shimin felt that he definitely didn't need this guy who liked serious nonsense to correct his mistakes and act as a consultant.
Then, with the money and silk, this amount must be given in full. If it is insufficient, what if you reward his meritorious service?
"Husband, where is Fang Erlang?" Queen Changsun watched Li Shimin struggle for a long time. After finally deciding on Cheng Sanlang's merits, she raised another difficult question.