Chapter 1258 If it wasn't for my father who wanted me to love the people like a son, believe it or not
Chapter 1258 If my father hadn’t asked me to love the people like a son, believe it or not, I would pick up a big stick (please subscribe)
Li Ke looked at Cheng Sanlang with some displeasure, who responded to him with an insensitive chuckle.
"Brother Chu Bi, why are you laughing?"
"Of course I laughed with joy. After all, the Governor finally thought that he should do something serious. How could he not laugh twice to cooperate?"
"Haha..." Fang Jun next to him also shouted in a playful manner to show his agreement.
Li Ke couldn't help but feel evil in his heart. He touched his bulging belly and stopped moving any more.
I'm afraid that my belly will be like that of my biological father within two years.
Since we want to wander out, anyway, the Grand Governor issued an order, the Governor's Chief Shi approved it, and the Grand Governor's Dianjun accompanied him.
Once it's done, at least there won't be any procedural problems. As for the civil and military officials in Luzhou, they can each perform their duties.
Of course, the Governor's Office still sent someone to say hello to Luzhou Civil and Military, and then ordered a hundred fine cavalry to accompany him.
Just now, the Luzhou Governor's Mansion came out. When the local people in Luzhou outside saw this team, they all pointed in this direction.
"Look, look, you guys, those three nobles are coming out."
"By the way, Mrs. Wu, who is the invulnerable Cheng Sanlang with unicorn arms?"
"Didn't you see that? The most heroic young man, that is. I heard that that day, all those barbarians were in the Governor's Mansion."
"It's a mountain of knives to climb and a sea of fire to climb again. You may be tired of baring your teeth and claws.
But when I met Cheng Changshi, who dared to put his arm into the boiling oil pan to fish for copper coins, I was immediately frightened."
"It's so scary... A few days ago, Aunt Zhao next door accidentally burned her with hot oil, and a layer of skin fell off her arm."
"No wonder people say that Cheng Sanlang is more powerful than his father, General Cheng. He is invulnerable, especially his right hand, which has the power of a unicorn."
"The power of Qilin?"
"Ha, you don't know about this lady. It is said that someone saw her that day.
After Cheng Changshi put his arm into the oil pan, a unicorn appeared on his right arm, making his entire right arm glow red."
"Did you see that young official who is shorter than Cheng Sanlang and looks very shy? That is Fang Erlang."
"He is the second son of the famous Prime Minister of the Tang Dynasty. On that day, the Xuezhou Lieshou, who was said to be able to fight fierce beasts, competed with him in terms of strength.
As a result, guess what?"
"Our very shy Fang Erlang, who is an heir to poetry and calligraphy, picked up a three-hundred-jin stone lock and walked as fast as flying in the Governor's Mansion. He ran around for more than ten times without losing breath."
"Wow...it's so powerful."
"No, I have long heard that our Prime Minister is both civil and military. He can lift a sword when mounted, and write a pen when dismounted."
"Otherwise, how could he be born like this, Fang Erlang, who is capable of lifting a cauldron?"
"Then, what about our newly arrived Grand Governor, His Highness King Wu?"
"Haha... that day, my third aunt's son-in-law's brother-in-law was waiting inside, and he saw it at that time."
"His Royal Highness the King of Wu, despite his thin noodles and tender meat, he is actually quite powerful."
"I heard that His Highness King Wu doesn't like delicious food. He doesn't like delicacies from mountains and seas, so he likes to eat mice."
"???" All the gossiping neighbors raised their eyebrows.
"Don't believe it. I heard that the chief of Xuezhou wanted to embarrass our governor and gave him three kinds of weird ingredients that we ordinary people would avoid."
"One is the smelly wild boar, the other is the greasy and cold long worm, and the other is the big, fat rat that likes to chew bamboo."
"Ah, is it possible that His Highness King Wu actually ate it? Oh my god..."
"Who says it's not the case? After our Highness King Wu saw it, he was very happy with it.
He even pointed out the big rats that like to eat bamboo and told Xuezhou Luneng that his favorite delicacy was that thing."
"As expected of the Emperor of the Tang Dynasty, he dares to eat even those things that we Luzhou people are not willing to eat..."
"..." Cheng Sanlang's face was purple and he had such a god-like unicorn arm. I don't have that thing, okay?
My arms are glowing red for some reason. I was too slow to get into the frying pan. Is it burnt red?
I'm so invulnerable, why don't you say I'm a weakling?
"..." Fang Erlang had a dark look on his face. He was holding a three hundred kilogram stone lock and running around the governor's mansion for more than ten times. I'm not a monster with strange powers.
"..." Li Ke touched his handsome face and pulled an unhappy face.
If my father hadn't asked me to love my people like a son, believe it or not, I would have picked up a big stick and let you nonsense guys see how powerful I am.
God is so good at eating rats. What I eat is bamboo rats! Bamboo! Rats!
The faces of the guards next to them were distorted, and one or two of them looked like they were suffering from severe constipation and hemorrhoids.
From time to time, there will be a mute sound similar to air leakage.
It made Cheng Chubi really want to pick up a red-hot iron and apply it to each of them, treating their buttocks properly.
Along the way, from the Governor's Mansion to the gate of Luzhou City, all the people of Luzhou recognized the three of them.
There will be people chattering similar gossip there, but there are also many people who travel to and from Luzhou City.
After seeing the three of them, he also pointed and looked terrified.
It only adds to the feasibility of this messy rumor.
After the three of them finally rushed out of Luzhou City with faces drawn, Li Ke let out a long breath.
"What on earth is going on? Why are the people in Luzhou talking so nonsense? They are almost catching up with the gang in Chang'an."
"Oh... little brother, I obviously carried the stone lock a few steps, but how come it got into the mouths of those people and was arranged to look like that..."
Fang Jun sighed sadly.
Cheng Chubi, who has the best mental endurance, has already adjusted his mentality.
"Okay, they can spread the word as much as they like. We can't punish these people just because they talk nonsense like this, right?"
Li Ke thought it right, but then he frowned again.
"Brother Chu Bi, if this spreads to Chang'an, will we three brothers lose their face?"
Cheng Chubi glanced at his right arm, which had long since returned to normal color, moved it, and felt the strength of that arm and said.
"Then what should we do? Just pass it on. As the saying goes, the pure will become clear and the turbid will become turbid."
"It's not like our brothers haven't been exposed to random rumors."
"..." Li Ke and Fang Jun looked at the thick-skinned and disapproving Brother Chu Bi with dark expressions on their faces.
Indeed, when it comes to how thick-skinned they are, they think they are not as good as Brother Chu Bi.