Chapter 1349 Don't fart, it committed suicide by jumping off a cliff
Chapter 1349 Stop farting, it committed suicide by jumping off a cliff... (Please subscribe and vote)
In Rongzhou, all preparatory work for Han and Tang Commercial Banks was progressing very smoothly.
It's even easier than when I first started working in Luzhou.
At that time, when facing the governors of various states, Cheng Chubi had to use emotion and reason, or induce them with benefits or force them with power.
All in all, it was very nerve-wracking, but in Rongzhou, I heard that it was something that Han and Tang merchants wanted to do.
The governors of various Jizhou prefectures and the capitals of the various states silently raised their hands and feet to express, "You don't need to say anything, we support you 100%."
And the people in various Jisu Prefectures were even more happy and excited, running around telling each other.
Why? It's not just because Luzhou and Rongzhou are close neighbors, and they travel very frequently.
The marriage exchanges between the two states are very close.
Therefore, since two or three years ago, one or two of my relatives in Luzhou began to have enough food and clothing.
The Li people here in Rongzhou have long been extremely greedy, and some of them are bold enough to use the excuse of seeking refuge with their relatives.
I jumped to Luzhou and enjoyed the delicious food and spicy food there. I felt so good that I had plenty of food and clothing.
Now, finally, the Han and Tang dynasties came over, and among the Han and Tang dynasties, in addition to some Han people, there were also some Han people.
And among them, there are also some local people who were once Rongzhou tribesmen.
With their matchmaking, both the governors of Jizhou and the people living at the bottom were very happy.
The governor of Jizhou Prefecture always felt that there were people in the Han and Tang Dynasty trading houses who were easy to handle, and his own interests would not suffer too much.
What's more, the gang of Luzhou governors and governors of Jizhou are now as effeminate as the nouveau riche, wearing gold and silver.
The silk and satin on their bodies is definitely several grades higher than that of the Rongzhou roosters. Of course they also want to live such a comfortable life.
As for the lower-class people, if they could enter the various workshops or factories and mines run by Han and Tang merchants to work.
One wage earner can support a family, and two wage earners can make the whole family comfortable, and they can be regarded as decent people among the Hu people.
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Cheng Chubi and others were going down the mountain when they suddenly heard someone shouting in front of them. "There are animals, everyone, be careful!"
After hearing this, Cheng Chubi rushed forward in large strides and saw a black figure speeding towards this side.
Cheng Chubi roared without thinking and picked up a stone as big as a millstone by the roadside, but he didn't throw it out yet.
This beast did not expect that its opponent would be so tough, and a crowd of people came out from behind Cheng Chubi.
Immediately, the beast subconsciously turned around and fled to the side. Now Cheng Chubi finally saw the appearance of the beast clearly.
Cheng Chubi's eyes suddenly lit up, "Damn it! The wild boar is a really big wild boar. Looking at the big, generous and round butt, there is no one who doesn't have the surname Cheng."
But just as he was stunned, a big and round wild boar rushed towards the pig in the distance in panic amid the shouts of everyone.
As I walked further and further, I saw such a fat wild boar, and after flirting with it for a while, I wanted to run away.
Cheng Chubi was so restrained that he hadn't tasted delicious wild boar meat for a long time, especially since he had been traveling deep into the mountains and forests during this time.
The food you eat is worse than that of a pig, and the work you do is more tiring than that of a dog. Finally, you have a pig, and if you run away, who will I eat?
Without thinking, Cheng Chubi picked up a stone, used the force and accuracy of throwing a kettle at the Tibetan Soldier Cave, and threw it forward with all his strength.
Then everyone saw the bowl-sized stone hitting the bamboo in front of the charging beast.
The flying stone directly hit the bamboo pole and burst into pieces, making a crisp sound.
Just in time to frighten the charging beast, he quickly turned around and heard a shrill neighing sound.
When Cheng Chubi and others ran up to it, they noticed that this was a low rock wall.
After the unlucky wild boar was frightened, it turned and lost its footing, falling directly onto the cliff that was seven to eight feet high.
There he screamed and screamed as he was dying, kicking his four short legs. After a short effort, he lost his voice.
"Master, you scared it to death..." Cheng Fa looked at his third son with admiration on his face.
A group of people and prospecting craftsmen also looked up at Cheng Changshi with awe.
Look, Cheng Changshi not only has a very bad reputation among the beasts in the southern part of Jiannan Road, but even these beasts are scared to death when they see Cheng Changshi.
The wild boar was clearly charging this way just now, but when Cheng Changshi hit it, it was so frightened that it turned around and ran away.
Then, frightened by the stone thrown by Cheng Changshi, he jumped off the cliff and committed suicide.
"Stop fucking farting, it jumped off a cliff and committed suicide."
Cheng Chubi glared at Cheng Fa with a black look on his face, this bastard was just throwing dirty water on me.
After hearing the comments of the people around them, the people who came one after another looked at Cheng Changshi with even more horror.
With just that roar, he was able to scare such a ferocious and brutal wild boar into jumping off a cliff and commit suicide. He was truly worthy of the powerful Cheng Changshi of Luzhou.
Cheng Chubi turned his head and saw the scared and excited faces of the Zixu people. He looked up to the sky helplessly and sighed.
I couldn't get the dead wild boar to stand up and testify. It fell to death because I accidentally stepped on the air.
That's all. No matter how much you explain to these feudal and superstitious ancient people, they will think that you don't have three hundred taels of silver here.
Cheng Sanlang, who was extremely tired, let out a long sigh there, and the craftsmen and beastmen who were accompanying him bravely came down the mountain from the side and started to move with smiles on their faces.
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Cheng Fa quickly bled the wild boar that had farted.
Everyone else, hurry up and cut down the bamboo trees so that you can carry the blood-drained wild boar to Tongzhou.
Everyone knows very well that Cheng Changshi not only knows magic, but also has miraculous cooking skills.
No matter how unpalatable the game is, it will be so delicious after being handled by his hands.
Although there is no big deal in the mountains and forests these days, there are hares, pheasants and the like.
Cheng Chubi still treated a batch of them, and the mouths of all the guys were filled with oil, and they wanted to swallow even the bones and dregs.
Every time I go prospecting, I pay attention to the movements around me, eager to catch more game so that I can have a snack at meal time.
After finishing taking care of the wild boar, the group left the mine and started heading towards Tongzhou.
They came all the way over the mountains and ridges from Quzhou, and now they have discovered mineral deposits here.
Then Cheng Chubi felt that it was necessary for him to meet the white governor of Tongzhou and have a good communication with him.
Cheng Chubi is very willing to cooperate with local snakes to develop such a mine for mutual benefit.