Chapter 1364 Give the old man some serious wine, or you will be young
Chapter 1364: Give me some serious wine, or else you wait... (please subscribe and vote)
When Cheng Fa saw Li Ji's face, he couldn't help but became anxious and coughed loudly.
Cheng Chubi, who was about to throw the cards on the table, heard the pretentious coughing sound and immediately shouted unhappily.
"Is it Cheng Fa? If you need anything, come in and tell me. If you have nothing to do, just go aside. Don't interfere with our playing cards."
As soon as Cheng Chubi finished speaking, the three people in the room heard a sinister laughter.
"Haha... It seems that the time I came here today is a bit inappropriate, and it disturbed the enjoyment of the three of you."
Cheng Chubi slowly turned his stiff neck and saw Li Ji, who they were complaining about just now, standing at the door with a dark face and a smile.
"...Li, my nephew has met his uncle." Cheng Chubi quickly dropped the bamboo sign in his hand, stood up and bowed respectfully to the elder.
I couldn't help but feel guilty in my heart. That boy Cheng Fa was simply a bastard. He knew that this old monster was coming over, but he didn't even remind himself.
Li Ji chuckled, unwilling to pay attention to Cheng Sanlang who had just eliminated him, and turned his eyes to Wu King Li Ke.
"I have met His Highness King Wu, but I have not seen him for several years. Your Highness, you..."
He saw that King Wu Li Ke was still standing tall in the wind, but as soon as his eyes moved downwards, he noticed something was wrong. His Highness, King Wu, who used to be frail, actually had a small belly, which looked particularly abrupt.
"Your Highness, are you... sick?" Li Ji couldn't help but was stunned, and then breathed out softly.
His body is delicate, but his belly is perky, as if he is ill.
With two puffs, Cheng Sanlang and Fang Jun each let out a dumb fart, then quickly stopped and controlled their micro-expressions.
Li Ke's face turned red instantly, he lowered his head and looked at his belly that was getting rounder due to long periods of sitting and gluttony.
Fortunately, I have a small face, so I only have a bulging belly, but my beautiful appearance has not changed much.
I saw Li Ke's frowning look, and then I saw the two little bastards Cheng Sanlang and Fang Jun holding back their laughter.
Li Ji understood in an instant that he was indeed His Majesty the King of Wu, who was called the King of Heroes by His Majesty. Even the shape of his stretched-out belly was almost exactly the same as His Majesty's.
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As the governor of Jiannan Road, his position, power and responsibilities were naturally higher than that of Li Ke, the Grand Governor of Luzhou.
Facing the arrival of this old driver, the three young people were a little uneasy.
However, Cheng Chubi had had many contacts with Li Ji and knew the nature of this veteran driver, so he quickly changed the topic with a flattering smile.
"Uncle Li, why did you come here suddenly? Why didn't you say hello before you came? My nephew, I wanted to pick you up myself."
Li Ji then turned his head, looked at this brat who dared to hide behind his back, and groaned.
"You think I am happy, but this is because of His Majesty's order to investigate Luzhou openly and covertly."
"But, you did a really good job. There is no boasting at all, and it is even beyond my imagination.
If His Majesty knew about it, he would definitely be very pleased and praise you greatly."
Hearing such compliments, the three young men who had just played cards so well suddenly felt so sweet that their eyes almost turned red.
Li Ke stroked his increasingly round beer belly, Cheng Chubi stroked his tanned skin, and Fang Jun stroked his hard muscles that he had trained every day in the military camp, and all of them exclaimed in unison
A sad sigh.
With such a compliment, the last few years of sitting in this remote rural area and sweating and sweating are finally in vain.
Cheng Chubi composed himself and spoke sternly to Li Ji.
"Uncle, what did you say? I, the juniors, are indeed not well-considered in our actions. I ask you, uncle, to teach me more."
"By the way, uncle, since you are here, it just so happens that yesterday my nephew and I got a dozen bamboo rats and bamboo insects that someone sent before. Today our uncle and nephew will sort them out first."
"My nephew, I will cook the food myself. Brother Jun was stunned while he was doing it. Hurry up and get the treasured snake wine and two of the waxed pig heads. I will give my uncle a taste later."
After hearing Cheng Chubi's earnest instructions, Li Ji's expression softened slightly.
But I heard it was mice again, then insects, and finally I heard the word snake wine.
Li Ji's eyelids suddenly twitched wildly, and with a black look on his face, he grabbed Cheng Sanlang, who was undressing and rolling up his sleeves.
"Snake wine? You use snakes to make wine?"
"Uncle Li, of course you don't use snakes to make wine. Instead, you treat the poisonous snakes and soak them in the Immortal Drunk. After two months, you can drink it.
This kind of fine wine not only has a more mellow taste, but also has the effect of removing moisture and detoxifying, which is very effective for the joint rheumatism pain of middle-aged and elderly people."
Li Ji stared blankly at Cheng Sanlang who was spitting all over the place. Fang Jun next to him seemed to be worried that Li Ji wouldn't believe it, so he quickly interrupted.
"My nephew, we have tasted it before, and the taste is this...
And we not only have snake wine here, but we also have deer whip wine, wasp wine, and honeycomb wine. How about I get you some of them?"
Li Ji's face became darker and darker as he looked at these three young men who were giggling and almost drooling.
I always feel that their recipes are too wide-ranging, so wide that even a famous general of the Tang Dynasty who kills people like me is a little scared.
"You kid, don't clean up all this mess for me. Give me some serious wine, or else you kid will wait..."
"Chengchengcheng, alas... It seems that uncle, you are not that lucky." Cheng Chubi rolled his eyes, and if he didn't like it, he would just get drunk.
As for the top banished immortal being drunk... Cheng Chubi's face turned slightly dark when he thought of the threatening words sent by His Majesty the Emperor, who had no moral ethics.
Come on, after all, that shameless black-faced old man has accepted that layer of shares and cannot tie His Majesty the Emperor of the Tang Dynasty to the bow of the ship.
Tie this black-faced old man who was once His Majesty the Emperor and is now His Majesty's biological father to the bow of the Han-Tang Trading Company, and ask him to help our Han-Tang Trading Company dig mountains and stones and escort the ship.
It can be regarded as an excellent choice second only to the Emperor. But next time I will send you some Qin Feng Zui mixed with Banxian Zui. You always have to taste it. I write the word "Cheng" upside down, um... Why don't you split it and write it?
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Li Ji and his entourage were all sitting in the room, but after everyone saw the dishes in front of them, their faces looked a little trembling.
The dishes in front of me were filled with ingredients I couldn’t name, and it always seemed like something was wrong.
As the governor of Luzhou, Li Ke naturally had to fulfill his duty as a landlord.
With a smile, he pointed to the dishes in front of him and introduced the ingredients and characteristics of various dishes.
After all, the beautiful mountains and rivers of the southwest provide a large amount of excellent food for the people in the central and southern regions of Jiannan Road.
After Cheng Sanlang's skillful hands, they were cooked into exquisite delicacies with full color, fragrance and flavor.