Chapter 1435 This method can at least solve my teacher
Chapter 1435 This method can at least solve the problem of my teacher (please subscribe and vote)
Li Ke's eyes suddenly bulged as he looked at the melons on the white paper that didn't look like melons or hairy. In short, they looked like the portraits painted by Chu Bi for Brother Chu Bi.
"My teacher, no, no, no, Brother Chu Bi, you must have misunderstood."
"Where did I get it wrong? Your teacher said that women's hair should be thick and soft. If you look at this line, do you think it is thick or not?"
"Look at it again. It bends down and then tilts up. Doesn't it look very soft?"
Li Ke pressed his stomach with one hand and kept wiping his face with the other. His eyelids were blinking rapidly. He was a little afraid to look, for fear that he would collapse from laughing.
However, Brother Chu Bi poked at the rows of short lines in a serious manner, and told himself with saliva flying that it meant his eyes were bright and bright.
"Look here, do you see that these legs are as long as the body? It means you can't find short legs, which can easily describe the overall image."
"Actually, your teacher doesn't pay attention to many things correctly, but since he is choosing your concubine for your father, I don't bother to argue with him."
If nothing else, isn't the golden section more perfect? Isn't the nine-headed body delicious? Isn't it good to have long legs that can last a lifetime? When airports and steep mountains are in front of you, real men should climb mountains.
It's just that Cheng Chubi felt that there was no need to discuss these issues with an old man. After all, the old man had too much obsessive-compulsive disorder and typically followed pictures to get things done.
Li Ke finally returned to normal gradually. Listening to Brother Chu Bi's explanation, Li Ke's face became even more ugly.
After Cheng Chubi said this, he couldn't help but patted the picture he had drawn with his big hand and said.
"I think there are not many women in the world who can meet all these conditions."
Li Ke's eyelids twitched wildly, and he quickly looked away. He took deep breaths frequently, and it took him a long time to control his emotions.
"Brother Chu Bi, please put this away first so we can talk."
The main reason is that everyone is talking about women, not monsters. Looking at this picture, it is too easy to laugh.
What if Brother Chu Bi is offended again? As His Majesty's biological son, His Highness King Wu of the Tang Dynasty is also in a difficult position.
The main reason is that he is afraid that Brother Chu Bi, who has as many bad ideas as evil moths, will no longer be willing to help others.
With no one to help him, Li Ke was really worried that he wouldn't be able to stay together with Miss Jialan.
Cheng Chubi was not willing to let his paintings be discriminated against by others, so he copied them directly and stuffed them back into his arms.
I burned it when I turned around. After all, this thing was not created by my own artistic creation. It could only be regarded as a graffiti at best.
When I get old and retire, I will probably be surrounded by a bunch of sycophants who have great artistic appreciation.
I paint abstract Fauvism every day, and with the adulation and publicity of those guys, I might be able to become a master of painting.
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The two of them murmured in a low voice. The matter was troublesome, mainly because Quan Wanji was a very rigid and conservative person.
It is simply impossible to persuade an old guy with obvious obsessive-compulsive disorder to change his mind.
But the problem is that the girl Li Ke loves, Zhang Jialan, is far from the stereotyped and conservative image of Quan Wanji's side concubine.
This is the most irreconcilable contradiction at present, so what should we do next?
The two of them murmured for a long time, but they couldn't come up with an effective solution.
This made Li Ke a little anxious and couldn't help but said harshly, "If it doesn't work out, I will accept Miss Jialan first."
"Now that I'm here, I won't be scolded by my father for a while."
"Haha..." Cheng Chubi rolled his eyes and reminded Li Ke mercilessly with his poisonous tongue.
"Dear brother, I'm not talking about you because of my brother, and you don't even think about it, why did your father send that old man Quan Wanji here?"
"Because he is my teacher." Li Ke said matter-of-factly.
"My father and mother will definitely not be able to come over. The only way to do this is to ask my teacher, who is considered a more suitable elder."
Cheng Chubi was so angry that he wanted to use his finger to wake up this profligate prince who had gone astray in his thinking.
"Can't you send my father here? Isn't he also your elder?"
"I think the reason why your father asked Quan Wanji to come over is because he doesn't think much of this marriage.
But because he is your father, he cannot refuse you directly."
"So, let's just use a person like your teacher as a shield."
"Your father must also know the nature of your teacher very well, considering that he is such a rigid and even old-fashioned person."
"You definitely won't succeed. In this case, it's your teacher's fault and it's none of your father's business."
"..." Li Ke looked at Brother Chu Bi with a darkened face, who had made a reasonable analysis.
After hearing this, Li Ke slumped on the table in frustration and muttered in a low voice.
"How could my father do this? Don't I just want to find a woman I like?"
Cheng Chubi almost laughed out loud, how many women does your special mother Man Changan like?
Forget it, facing the unreasonable Li Ke who was in love, Cheng Chubi sat aside and rolled his eyes in boredom.
Listening to his chatter for a long time, it felt like there were countless mosquitoes buzzing, which gave Cheng Sanlang a headache.
"My dear brother, please stop feeling sorry for yourself. I'm just guessing, I can't take it seriously."
Li Ke chuckled, with a look on his face that was worse than death. "So what? My teacher can't pass this test, how can I marry Shang Jialan..."
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Li Ke rolled his eyes for a long time, and suddenly caught Cheng Chubi, who was already in a daze, thinking about what he should eat tomorrow.
"Brother, if it really doesn't work, we will deal with it according to your method."
"Hmm...huh?" Cheng Chubi saw Li Ke's gnashing of teeth and instantly realized what he wanted to do.
"Do you want to follow the method I told you during the day?"
Li Ke chuckled sinisterly.
"Yes, this method can at least solve the problem of my teacher..."
"What about your dad?"
"My dad...just like you said, I strive to have a lot of things with Miss Jialan and try to get pregnant as soon as possible."
"At that time, even if my father discovers something is wrong, hehe..."
"Aren't you afraid that your father will whip you?" Cheng Chubi always felt that this unfair method had many loopholes, especially after Li Kezhen wanted to use it.
"Haha, so what if I'm afraid...little brother, this is all I can do now..."
While speaking, Li Ke glanced at Brother Chu Bi, who was full of suspicion, very covertly and insidiously.
I'm sorry, Brother Chu Bi, but when that time comes, although I can't escape completely, I can at least confess you.
As the saying goes, we share blessings and share hardships.
However, after seeing Brother Chu Bi glance over, Li Ke's expression once again returned to helplessness and sadness.