Chapter 1537 Two brothers, you came here specially to bury them today
Chapter 1537 Brothers, you came here specifically to bury your younger brother today, right? (Asking for votes)
He knew very well how capable these two brothers were of causing trouble, so Fang Jun, who was so nervous at the sight, immediately became vigilant.
"Brothers, what do you want to do?"
I'm afraid that these two brothers will try to get into trouble again and implicate themselves.
He was about to get married soon, and his biological father had repeatedly warned him not to cause any problems during this period.
Otherwise, my father's big stick will definitely hit my butt.
Li Ke pursed his lips and asked directly.
"My dear brother, how many things do you know about piano, chess, calligraphy and painting?"
"What?" Fang Jun looked at Li Ke in confusion, and then glanced at Brother Chu Bi next to him.
Cheng Chubi nodded in agreement, raised his chin towards Fang Jun and asked.
"Brother Jun, come and tell Wei Xue carefully, what talents do you know?"
"..." Fang Jun's face became darker and darker, as dark as the bottom of a pot that had been burning firewood for twenty years.
I understand, these two are not here to visit my old brother today, but they want to cause trouble.
"Brothers, can you be more serious? I'm about to get married. During this period, nothing can go wrong."
Li Ke rolled his eyes and said directly to Cheng Chubi in front of Fang Jun.
"Haha... this kid still thinks we are trying to tease him."
Cheng Chubi looked seriously at Fang Jun in front of him and said in a deep voice.
"Brother Jun, you and I are brothers, but for your sake, I came to visit you today.
I just hope that you can live a happy life in the future. Is it possible that you think that he and I will harm you?"
Fang Jun shook his head without thinking. "It won't hurt me, but... forget it, brothers, can you just tell me what you want to do?"
Li Ke looked at Cheng Chubi, and Cheng Chubi glared at Li Ke unhappily.
Li Ke rolled his eyes helplessly, and then said to Fang Jun, who was already confused by their flirting.
"Sigh... Brother Jun, you have reached the age of getting married now, but do you understand what a woman is?"
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"Brothers, what do you mean?!" Fang Jun suddenly felt that he had been insulted and said unhappily.
"My mother, my sister, and my little maid, which one is not a woman?"
Cheng Chubi interrupted Li Ke who wanted to respond, and asked Fang Jun a more pointed question.
"Then do you know them? Do you know what they expect from you?"
"..." Fang Jun stared blankly at Brother Chu Bi, and then glanced at Brother Weide who was holding tea and sipping it slowly, and raised his chin provocatively at him.
For a moment, Fang Jun was stunned on the spot, not knowing how to answer this question for a long time.
Cheng Chubi continued to pursue the victory.
"You don't know how to answer, or you don't know at all."
"..." Fang Jun opened his mouth, and after a long while he nodded in frustration, then shook his head again.
"That's right, I don't know, but I know that my mother, my sister, and Lu Die all treat me well, isn't that okay?"
"really……"
Li Ke, an old driver who has operated at least a hundred vehicles in Datang and has extremely rich driving and maintenance experience, couldn't help but express such emotion.
Cheng Chubi, a pseudo-experienced driver who has also seen countless top-level vehicles and appreciates various skillful driving skills and maintenance experience, also nodded his head in deep agreement.
"I said, brothers, what's wrong with you?"
Li Ke sounded like someone who had come before, patted the straight man Fang Jun on the shoulder, and asked earnestly.
"Brother Xian, you said you are getting married. Do you know how you will get along with your wife after you get married?"
"If your wife gets into a temper with you, do you know how to calm her down?
If your wife wants a gift and hints to you, do you think you will understand?..."
A lot of questions were asked directly to the second young master Fang who abandoned literature and turned to martial arts and had low emotional intelligence, causing his mind to become confused.
"Wait a minute, brother De, can you ask the questions one by one?"
"Even if I ask them one by one, can you answer them?"
"...Brothers, you came here specifically to bury your little brother today, right?"
Cheng Chubi slapped Fang Jun on the other shoulder with a big slap, and said sincerely.
"No, no, no, we are here to beat you up and mention you a little bit by the way, in order to hope that you can live in harmony as husband and wife in the future."
"If you want to live happily and go far in the future, you have to listen to us."
"Brother Jun, we are really doing this for your own good. Otherwise, would we be able to hurt your heart by saying such things?"
"..." Fang Jun looked at the two brothers with a dark expression on his face. He didn't know whether he should shed tears of gratitude or pick up a big stick and beat these two guys out of the house.
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Not long after the meeting, Fang Chengcheng had already led the Fang family to bring delicious food and wine, interrupting Cheng Sanlang and Li Ke's teaching to Fang Jun.
"Brothers, please eat more. These are the preserved goods that I brought back from Luzhou. There are not many left."
“If I want to eat it, I’m afraid I’ll have to wait until next year.”
Li Ke took a piece of bacon head and put it into his mouth, chewing it happily, and nodded sadly.
"Yeah, now I'm starting to covet the bamboo rats from Luzhou. When I think about the taste of the dried fragrant bamboo rats, it's really delicious."
Well, although Li Ke is also a person with a wide range of recipes, his favorite food is the silly-looking bamboo rat.
When Luzhou was mentioned, the three of them couldn't help but feel a little sad. After all, it was a good place where they had fought for many years.
Especially in the days before Quan Wanji appeared, the three young people played cards whenever they wanted, and made food wherever they wanted.
In short, I am so free that I can fly with wings and live a happy life.
It's a pity that once they returned to Chang'an, haha, the three brothers were so closely watched by pairs of tricks that they couldn't even play cards freely.
While eating, the topic once again came to Fang Jun.
But this time, it was Cheng Chubi who decided to speak out, oh no, he was going to sacrifice his own father as an example.
After all, a rough old man like his own father could be so harmonious with his mother-in-law, who was definitely the most talented woman in the Tang Dynasty.
It is inextricably linked to his father's high emotional intelligence. What's more important is that Fang Jun is also a rough old man who abandoned literature and turned to martial arts.
Thinking of this, Cheng Chubi raised his neck, drained the wine in one gulp, and then said sternly to Brother Jun.
"My dear brother, do you know why my parents have been able to help each other for so many years without even blushing? Do you know why?"
After hearing Brother Chu Bi's words, Li Ke and Fang Jun couldn't help but perked up and looked at Cheng Sanlang in unison.
"You must also know very well what kind of person my father is."
Let me report to all the bosses that there is something very important tomorrow morning.
I really don't dare to endure it any longer, so I have to take a rest.
So there are only three updates today. I would like to bow to the bosses. I hope all bosses will understand.