Chapter 1572 You don't dare to measure, if you really dare, it can only be counted
Chapter 1572 I don’t dare to measure you. If you really dare, it’s just your ability (please subscribe and vote)
Empress Changsun, Li Mingda and others were all confused.
Looking at these guys walking with their arms akimbo in astonishment, what the hell does this mean?
As the head of the loyal bodyguard of His Majesty the Emperor of the Tang Dynasty, Zhao Kun was naturally not used to the arrogant and domineering behavior of these young people.
"Cheng Sanlang, what are you doing and not putting your hands down?"
Cheng Chubi quickly took off his chin, shook it in that direction, and explained in a low voice.
"Uncle Zhao, just to save Princess Gaoyang, our belts were all over there..."
Li Shimin, who was walking in front, turned his head and saw a group of people behind him with their arms crossed and their necks bent. He was really dumbfounded.
With great difficulty, he regained his composure and shouted.
"Zhao Kun, hurry up and get some belts for these bastards."
Arriving at the other end of the bridge, away from his wife and daughter, Li Shimin looked at this strange combination of people neatly akimbo, with their heads lowered.
Especially those four unlucky guys, who not only had their hands on their hips but also put on those weird masks on their heads, which made people feel very unseemly.
Li Shimin couldn't help but raise his fingers, pointed in that direction and asked.
"What are you dressing up like?"
When Li Guang saw His Majesty's glance, his liver trembled a little, his legs went weak, and he quickly fell to the ground to apologize.
"Your Majesty, I am a minister, I am a minister..."
Li Ke quickly spoke and said.
"Father, they were ordered by the children to try on Brother Chu Bi's new designs."
Cheng Chubi turned his head, "Damn it, this kid started coming again. It's okay to stab him in the back. What does it mean to stab him in the face today?"
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"Cheng Sanlang, what do you mean?"
Li Shimin immediately focused his attention on Cheng Sanlang, who was glaring at Li Ke with bulging eyes.
For some reason, Li Shimin felt a toothache when he saw this boy's appearance, and he was acting like a monster all day long.
If you want to give him a spanking, it would be too fussy, but if you don't want to spank him, you will feel embarrassed and panicked.
"Uncle, this is not your fault. Your Highness has to say that since ancient times, knight-errants have always liked to cover their faces when performing chivalrous acts."
"I think it's not good to cover up. After all, the mask may not be strong and fall off, which could easily reveal your true identity."
"..." Li Shimin looked at Cheng Sanlang, who was talking nonsense with his hands on his hips, and Li Ke, who was standing aside with his hands on his hips and nodding, and the four masked men.
His face became darker and darker, and he sneered again and again. "Shut up, keep talking nonsense, believe it or not, I will let you taste the pain of flesh and skin."
As soon as Li Shimin said these words, spittle flew everywhere. Cheng Sanlang, who had already begun to explain the comfort of this kind of headgear, could only shut up in anger.
Damn it, I wanted to stage a hero-saving drama for Fang Erlang's marriage.
But what I didn't expect was that His Majesty the Emperor of the Tang Dynasty, dressed in epic equipment, would also come to have a spring outing.
What does this mean? It means that there are still loopholes in the planning and arrangements of myself and others.
If I had known earlier, I should have arranged manpower in advance and watched the official channels to avoid being caught and exposed.
At this moment, one of the guards suppressed a smile and brought over temporary strips of torn silk cloth, distributing one to each person.
A group of people quickly turned their backs and started to tie their belts, looking at so many big buttocks facing them.
Li Shimin couldn't help but feel extremely evil, wishing that someone would kick him.
When these bastards stopped akimbo, things finally returned to normal.
Li Shimin lowered his face, stroked his long beard, and said slowly and leisurely.
"You must have also taken great pains over the matter between Fang Erlang and Gao Yang..."
After hearing this, Cheng Sanlang's head subconsciously clicked, and he immediately realized that the old guy was trying to deceive people.
Li Ke, who was standing next to him, was the prodigal prince whom Li Shimin called Yingguo. He also reacted instantly and exchanged a look with Brother Chu Bi.
Then they all put on innocent expressions and stared blankly at Li Shimin, as if they were so innocent, cute and cute.
Unexpectedly, super veteran driver Li Shimin burst out laughing, but his smile was obviously not very kind.
"Haha... It's really you two bastards. If it were normal, even if you didn't get half of the credit, you would definitely spend a lot of time chatting."
"Now you are acting like this, ha...are you really stupid to me?"
After hearing this, Cheng Chubi reacted instantly, Damn it! This old driver is so treacherous.
Of course, Cheng Chubi would not sit back and wait for death. He would stand upright and speak truthfully.
"Uncle, your nephew doesn't like to hear this. We didn't do anything and even rushed to save your daughter's life."
Anyway, if you beat him to death, you can never admit the hero's plan to save the United States. Otherwise, Cheng Chubi would doubt that he would not live until June Feixue, and he might be waiting for Li Ke with a glass of poisonous wine.
Although it is a bit exaggerated, we must be on guard against old guys who favor girls over boys and take the opportunity to do evil.
Li Shimin snorted, and with his venomous gaze, Cheng Sanlang's voice became quieter and quieter, until it was almost inaudible.
Li Shimin couldn't guess the truth. Maybe these two bastards wanted to make a farce of a hero saving a beauty for Fang Erlang.
They just didn't expect that Gao Yang had an accident on the bridge, and they had no choice but to give up their plan and jump onto the bridge to save people.
Although Li Shimin was so angry that he wanted to beat these two bastards with a big stick.
But when I think of Fang Erlang, who was paralyzed on the bridge just now, dripping wet and almost exhausted, and how these young people tried their best to save Gao Yang.
Especially at this time, Li Mingda's girl had moved to the end of the bridge in a sneaky way, and saw her eyes glancing over.
He quickly stood still obediently and smiled sweetly at himself. In the end, Li Shimin was so angry that he could do nothing.
He raised his finger and almost poked the tips of Li Ke and Cheng Chubi's noses.
"You two, why can't you settle down and let me have some peace and quiet?"
"Your Majesty, we really didn't do anything bad. We really did things with good intentions. We just didn't expect that Her Royal Highness Princess Gaoyang had an accident today."
"But this is a reminder to my nephew, Your Majesty, our bridges around Chang'an should also be repaired.
It’s best to make it a wide and gentle cement bridge and increase the height of the guardrails..."
"Shut up, I!" Li Shimin raised his foot and kicked, Cheng Chubi was forced to shut up in a second.
Yes, I am the most capable talent in the Tang Dynasty. I work hard enough to even engage in leisure and entertainment activities such as Spring Festival.
You have not forgotten to improve the infrastructure construction of Datang. Is it possible that you are not willing to touch such a talented person?
Haha... I don't dare to measure you. If you really dare, it can only be regarded as your own ability.
Li Shimin looked at Cheng Sanlang and his son Li Ke, who looked like the most honest and obedient young people in the world, and waved his hands in disgust.
"After Fang Jun gets married...you two bastards will leave immediately for me and go to Luoyang, the eastern capital. Don't be an eyesore in front of me."