Chapter 170 Be a person, Uncle Li, you are not a husband (
Chapter 170: Be a human being, Uncle Li, you are simply not a husband (please subscribe and vote for rewards)
Guanyin is so gentle and kind, and her behavior is so generous and decent.
You little bastard, can you think about it first and think of adjectives before you speak?
When Cheng Chubi saw Li Shimin with a black face in front of him, he laughed dryly and quickly lowered his head to admit his mistake.
He took a step back covertly, fearing that the bad-tempered Uncle Li's big feet of size 42 and three would kick him.
"Just wait until I go ask the three imperial doctors." Li Shimin snorted and walked away.
After a short while, Li Shimin, who had a frighteningly dark face, came quickly leading three imperial doctors who also had dark faces.
"General Cheng, how can a person survive without courage? I have been practicing medicine all my life, but I have never heard such a statement."
"That's right, all the internal organs are indispensable. This is a human being, a big living person."
"General Cheng, how about you just take the stone instead of the courage?"
Looking at these three chattering imperial doctors, there was also Li Shimin who stood aside with a black line on his face and stared at him with murderous intent.
Cheng Chubi was not happy. Why, what happened to removing the gallbladder? Not to mention the gallbladder, I have even removed the cecum and spleen.
There are countless courageless heroes in later generations, but there are countless cowardly ones. What are they?
"You have never taken courage, how do you know that people can't live without courage?" Cheng Chubi couldn't help but retorted.
"Have you taken it?" The imperial doctor was also unhappy. We are all medical workers, so don't think you are the only one who is awesome.
Cheng Chubi chuckled and immediately shouted back.
"Of course I have removed it. Not only have I removed the gallbladder, but also the spleen and the cecum. I have even removed the emperor's prostate. What's wrong? You don't accept it?"
"..."
These words made everyone present stunned, especially the four words "Are you dissatisfied?" and his arrogant expression.
It even made Uncle Li's size 42 right foot feel itchy and wanted to kick it.
Zhao Kun's eyes widened, how could this silly boy talk? Believe it or not, His Majesty will ask your boy Jiucheng Palace Liu Liufeixue.
The three imperial doctors were stunned and looked at each other. It seemed that this boy had really cut off the Emperor's penis.
Li Shimin, who had a headache due to the quarrel between these four medical workers who were having intense consultations, rubbed his forehead helplessly. "You guys stop for a moment."
"My dear nephew, who have you given courage to?"
"Sheep, rabbits and chickens!" Cheng Chubi raised his head reservedly and confidently.
I wanted to say that there are still people, but that would have to wait until a machine that travels through time and space is invented to find witnesses.
"Are they still alive?" Li Shimin and the three imperial doctors asked at the same time.
Cheng Chubi nodded and replied.
"Of course it's alive and kicking, especially since that sheep is a ewe.
Now the amount of milk produced every day has been very good, and I drink it every day."
A cup of milk every day makes a Chinese strong. Cheng Chubi is not just talking about this, he is actually implementing it.
Including the three naughty younger brothers, as well as his biological father and two elder brothers, they were all annoyed by Cheng Chubi's slurping of one cup of milk a day.
Nowadays, the seven rough men of the old Cheng family are all under the supervision of Cheng Chubi.
I formed the habit of having a glass of milk and two eggs every morning.
By the way, the one who formed this habit was the malnourished, frail and sick Crown Prince.
Nowadays, I eat and exercise according to the meal and exercise plan provided by Cheng Chubi every day.
"..." There was another unspeakable and slightly embarrassing silence.
"Why don't you try it on someone?" an imperial doctor asked hesitantly.
Cheng Chubi looked at him and smiled. "If you are willing, I will be happy to get it for you."
The imperial doctor's face turned dark immediately and his head shook rapidly.
"Xiaguan doesn't need it. I think it's better for me to have both courage and courage."
Li Shimin shook his head and suddenly his eyes lit up.
"Cheng Chubi, do you dare to promise me that if a person takes courage, he can still survive?"
"Your Majesty, I am willing to pledge my life. After taking courage, I will definitely survive."
"Well, Zhao Kun, pass on my oral instructions to Chai Shao and ask him to look for healthy soldiers with cholelithiasis in Youxiao Guard."
"If anyone is willing to let Cheng Chubi operate on him, I will give him a thousand catties of gold and a thousand pieces of silk.
If he unfortunately dies, I will give him in addition to the above rewards."
"He will also be given twenty hectares of fertile land in his house and ten slaves."
"Your Majesty, I would like to give it a try." Li Shimin finished his words when dozens of guards around him had already prostrated themselves on the ground.
Cheng Chubi smacked his lips in admiration. Under the heavy reward, there must be brave men. There were not many others in the Tang Dynasty, but there were many rough guys who liked to risk their lives.
"No, you don't have cholelithiasis. Let's look for patients in You Xiaowei first."
"My dear nephew, look at my arrangement..."
"My nephew is following my uncle's orders, and my mother's body is too weak, so I have to slow down first."
"I just want to give it a try first so that my uncle can feel at ease."
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Although traditional Chinese medicine cannot solve the problem of excessive gallstones, those imperial doctors can still use acupuncture.
Let Queen Changsun's pain be reduced to a bearable level.
From the mouths of these three imperial doctors, I learned the acupuncture points they had previously acupunctured on Empress Changsun.
Combined with the acupuncture knowledge he gained from Daozhang Sun, Cheng Chubi decided to inject autologous blood into Queen Changsun's acupoints first.
Although the needle sensation of buried thread is stronger, Queen Changsun's current constitution is too weak and it is not suitable for it.
"Is this method really feasible?" Li Shimin looked at Cheng Chubi standing in front of him and rubbed his brows with a headache.
This guy's medical methods are all weird and weird.
"Uncle, don't worry. This method has been certified by Daozhang Sun. It is absolutely effective and very safe."
"Besides, I drew my mother's blood and injected it into her body.
It can not only maintain a long-lasting acupuncture sensation, but also avoid the pain caused by repeated acupuncture.”
What else could Li Shimin say? Although he was the emperor of the Tang Dynasty, he was not a professional medical worker after all.
There were six acupoints in total. After Cheng Chubi took blood from Queen Changsun's elbow, he injected it into the six acupoints in sequence.
Changsun Wujia frowned, feeling the numbness coming from the six acupuncture points, and couldn't help but look shocked.
"You can actually get the feeling of acupuncture without using silver needles. Where did your ability come from, nephew Chu Bi?"
Cheng Chubi faced this elder who felt like a breath of fresh air and smiled shyly before he could answer.
Then I heard a voice that sounded hoarse like a drake due to not resting for a long time.
"Haha... It is said that there are three villains in his head, one knows cooking skills, one knows medical skills, and the other one I don't know."
"???" Cheng Chubi's entire face turned black. What a dark history, how long has it been...
But the problem is, you are the majestic Emperor of the Tang Dynasty, how can you actually ridicule a junior like this?
Be a human being, Uncle Li. I've worked hard to save your mother-in-law, but you still do this? You simply don't deserve to be a husband.