Chapter 174 Comparing people with dogs, believe it or not, the old man kicked
Chapter 174 Comparing a human and a dog, believe it or not, I’ll kick you! (Please subscribe and reward)
"Shut up." Cheng Chubi snapped back impatiently. He was most annoyed by someone interfering with his operation. Then he shouted outside and asked, "How long has it been?"
"A quarter of an hour." It was actually Uncle Li's voice. The response was so unexpected that this man must be keeping an eye on the time.
"A quarter of an hour..." Cheng Chubi tilted his head and glanced at General Liu Lang who was sleeping like a dead pig.
Then he began to carefully examine the peeled surface of the liver while having nothing to do.
His eyes moved down unconsciously, and his hands habitually began to pull out the intestines. After a short effort, Cheng Chubi's eyes lit up.
"Mr. Cheng, General Liu Lang's surgery..." The eunuch endured for a long time, but seeing that Cheng Chubi remained silent, he finally choked out another sentence.
"Wait a moment, it's still early, I'll give him another cut." Cheng Chubi said with great interest without raising his head.
"???"
This time the time was shorter. Soon, following Cheng Chubi’s instructions, the midwife with triangular eyes handed over another tray.
Another pile of yellow-green stuff was thrown into the tray, and Cheng Chubi let out a sigh of satisfaction.
When I traveled to the Tang Dynasty, I was so scared that I cut off my first human cecum for two or three months.
Finally, the knife that I could never cut off in my previous life was realized in the summer of the eighth year of Zhenguan in the Tang Dynasty.
It can be said that it fulfilled Cheng Laosan's long-cherished wish since he started studying medicine, that is, if he doesn't like the thing, he can just cut it off.
"Okay, take these two plates out and show them to Your Majesty.
General Liu Lang's operation is almost over, I'll prepare the sutures next, so you don't have to stay here any longer."
The old eunuch stretched out his hands with some trembling, holding a plate of something unidentifiable in one hand, and walked towards the operating room with trembling steps.
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The two soldiers guarding the exit saw the old eunuch and quickly raised the gauze curtain.
Li Shimin, who had just sat back and sipped tea soup, immediately stood up and walked forward quickly. Zhao Kun and Chai Shao also gathered around him in unison.
Then, the three big men looked at the two trays in the old eunuch's hands with confused expressions.
"Does General Liu have some courage?" Chai Shao's hand stroking his long beard froze in mid-air, and he was completely confused.
Li Shimin was also confused for a long time, feeling that with his limited knowledge of human anatomy, he really couldn't understand what Cheng Chubi had done.
"This thing looks like a gut, but it doesn't look like it, does it?"
Fortunately, the personal guard leader Zhao Kun next to him was also knowledgeable after all, and pointed at one of the piles.
"What your Majesty said is absolutely true. I have cut bear bile myself. This thing is quite similar to bear bile, but this thing..."
Hearing this, Li Shimin's eyelids jumped wildly, and he began to make crazy conjectures.
"Could this kid cut his gallbladder by mistake and then cut it out?"
The old eunuch replied tremblingly.
"Your Majesty, Cheng Sanlang cut out the gallbladder first, and then cut out this thing. If he doesn't tell me, I really don't dare to ask."
At this time, Cheng Chubi finally finished suturing Liu Lang and covered the wound with tape made of dog skin plaster and gauze.
It was then announced that the operation was completed, and two sergeants who had been waiting outside the operating room were summoned to carry the overweight fatty liver patient Liu back to the ward.
After taking off the surgical gloves made of sheep intestines and taking off the mask on his face, Cheng Chubi encouraged the two midwives again.
He also pointed out some flaws and mistakes in the operation just now, and then he was satisfied and handed over the responsibility of cleaning the operating room to Cheng Guang and Cheng Liang.
But when he opened the curtain and came out, he saw three rough men still standing stiffly, pointing at the two trays.
"My dear nephew, what's wrong with Liu Qing?" Seeing Cheng Chubi walking out of the operating room, Li Shimin put aside his curiosity and hurriedly greeted him.
"Everything is fine. You will wake up in two quarters of an hour at most." Cheng Chubi smiled confidently and brightly.
"That's good. You've had your gallbladder removed. Are you really fine?" Li Shimin glanced at the ward with uneasiness and asked in a low voice.
"At most, it is prone to indigestion and constipation. As long as he can pay attention to regulating his diet and maintain a steady diet, there will be no problem."
"...that Cheng Sanlang, apart from cutting out General Liu Lang's gallbladder, what else did you cut out?"
Cheng Chubi waved his hand calmly and said nonchalantly.
"Oh, that thing is the cecum. Liu Langjiang's cecum is a little inflamed. If acute inflammation occurs, it can easily lead to life-threatening injuries.
Besides, there is no use for this thing, so I just cut it up."
"..." A less hot breeze blew across people's cheeks and the sky.
Just then a crow flew by with a quacking call...
The three rough old men and an old eunuch with a pale face and no beard all swallowed in unison.
I always felt that this kid was not normal, but now I am even more sure.
Seeing the weird expressions on these guys, Cheng Chubi was unhappy. "Look what I'm doing. I'm just helping General Liu Lang to avoid future troubles."
"I remember, you seem to like cutting out the appendix, right?" Li Shimin's face was a little dark, well, he remembered.
Regardless of whether it is a rabbit, a dog or any other animal, it seems that as long as he performs surgery.
They all like to cut off that thing, which is a secret Keer told himself.
Cheng Chubi felt a little embarrassed, and then said seriously.
"It can't be said that the cecum is actually a necessary digestive organ for herbivores."
"But for omnivores like us humans and dogs, this thing is dispensable. After all, we don't eat grass."
At this moment, all the humans present had dark faces and all their eyes fell on this bastard Cheng Chubi.
Uncle Li even had to endure for a long time to maintain his image as a sage emperor.
There is no way to give this nonsense-talking bastard a hard time in public.
"...Cheng Laosan, if you dare to compare a human and a dog next time, believe it or not, I will kick you!"
"Okay, my nephew is wrong, please don't be upset, uncle." Cheng Chubi felt the murderous aura coming from all directions.
In an instant, he calmly surrendered, and immediately bowed his head and confessed his guilt with a very sincere attitude.
"Third son of the Cheng family, speak more calmly, otherwise it will be your fault if you get punished."
Chai Shao took two steps forward, landed a big slap on Cheng Chubi's shoulder, and threatened in a subtle way.
Looking at the gang of rough men with bad intentions around him, Cheng Chubi said with a smile.
"Yes, yes, my father taught me the same lesson. Please, elders, please don't behave like your nephew."
When I think about this boy's biological father, he is the notorious and evil tyrant Cheng Yaojin.
The generals of the Right Xiaowei, who had looked fierce before, carefully considered, what is the use of beating this kid?
If you mess with that old goblin, you'll have a hard time, so forget it.
Seeing the gang of rough men with all their treacherous looks dispersed, Cheng Chubi breathed a happy and peaceful sigh of relief.
If others are worried, I have a father, so what should I be afraid of?