Chapter 1792 The big split should not hurt this incomplete man
Haha, it would have been better if he didn't take a step, because there was no flat ground in front of him. A foot of incline would be enough to stretch his short legs by an extra twenty degrees.
As a result, he saw Zhang Xuansu, the young prince's son, who was making an impassioned statement to His Highness the Crown Prince.
He saw a figure suddenly lunge forward, and then let out a strange scream.
With one split, Shengsheng stretched his toes to a place no more than three feet away from him.
"???" Everyone looked confused and looked at the one with one foot on the step and one foot under the step.
The figure who made a split at an angle of over 180 degrees looked over.
Eunuch Ning Zhong, whose face instantly turned as white as a lime wall, tilted his body, and then his lips trembled, trying to make a sound, but he couldn't.
Li Chengqian also stared blankly at his confidant eunuch Ning Zhong who suddenly did a split to make his presence felt. What kind of trouble is this guy going to make?
Feeling guilty, Cheng Sanlang quickly put the sword to his side, went down and lifted it up with one hand, and directly lifted Eunuch Ning Zhong, whose upper body had shrunk into a shrimp shape.
Two legs that seemed to have lost the support of their joints were dangling in front of the eyes of the Eastern Palace officials.
Cheng Chubi also felt that it was a bit indecent to hold Ning Zhong with one hand, but when he wanted to put it down, his limp legs didn't work at all.
All the officials in the East Palace and the two auxiliary ministers looked at Cheng Sanlang with dull eyes as he lifted Ning Zhong up and down. What did this bitch want to do?
After sweeping away this group of people, I saw that Zhang Xuansu, the No. 1 fighting chicken of the East Palace, began to spit fire from his nostrils, in order not to affect the unity of the East Palace.
Of course, in order to check Eunuch Ning's injury in time, Cheng Chubi could only carry Ning Zhong and quickly walk towards the outside.
"Eunuch Ning just slipped on his feet. Your Highness, I would like to take Eunuch Ning out to see if he hurts his tendons or pulls his balls."
"Well, pfft..." Prince Li Chengqian choked to death on his own saliva.
The two auxiliary ministers watched with dark expressions as this armored demon moth carried Ning Zhong away.
Zhang Xuansu glared at Cheng Sanlang's back with a dark face. These two bastards must be cooperating on purpose, just to interfere with my report to the prince.
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"you you……"
Ning Zhong was outside Li Zheng Hall, his thighs were tightly closed, his feet were spread apart, and then he stood on the steps with his upper body hunched.
Angry and painful, he raised his finger and pointed at Cheng Sanlang in front of him.
Cheng Chubi looked at his rather effeminate stance with disgust.
"What am I? You didn't nudge me with your elbow just now, but who made you distracted? If I didn't use my elbow to remind you, why don't I pat you with my sword to remind you?"
Facing this arrogant Cheng Sanlang, Ning Zhong felt that he had almost done a 190-degree split just now.
If there are eggs, if you don't break one, you will have to break both. Fortunately, I escaped with nothing to break, huh?...Is this a good thing? It should be...
"I asked Eunuch Ning, do you feel any discomfort?
If there is, I will give you a good check."
"No, I just feel a little... stretched. Just take it easy."
Ning Zhong always felt that Cheng Sanlang's examination was not done with good intentions. After all, whoever he treated would be troubled, and he couldn't afford to offend him.
Seeing Ning Zhong's sneaky look, it seemed that Eunuch Ning, who had other things on his mind, was fine.
After all, there are no balls, so a big split like that shouldn't hurt this incomplete man.
On the contrary, a complete man would be chopped like this, haha... At least half of his life would be lost. Perhaps this is the eunuch's advantage.
After Ning Zhong slowly regained his composure, Ning Zhong muttered under Cheng Sanlang's urging.
It's a pity that this guy's voice was very low, because the East Palace meeting happened to be ending at this moment, and a group of officials and laymen came.
No matter how sharp his ears and eyes were, Cheng Sanlang really couldn't hear everything, so he couldn't help but shouted impatiently.
"What does that smell like? Can you speak louder?"
Ning Zhong took a deep breath and told the exact words of the young eunuch who reported him.
Ma Zhou, who had resigned from His Highness the Crown Prince, was walking out side by side with Li Daozong, proudly showing off his excellent cooking skills.
"Because of his humble background, Mr. Ma has been able to support himself all year round. He is also quite confident in his cooking skills. Yesterday, Mr. Ma took half a catty of ham and cut it into cubes to make soup. The taste..."
"...It's like, like the smell of boiled shit."
Li Daozong stumbled and almost fell down. Fortunately, he was a famous general in the clan and was not afraid of danger. He held the door frame in time to prevent him from falling.
"?!?!?!" Ma Zhou was completely confused. What I want to say is that it tastes as delicious as fish soup. Who the hell is giving me random comments?
Yu Zhining, who was following these two people and walking out, couldn't help but take a breath of cold air.
Ning Zhong, are you too courageous? Although you are a close confidant of His Highness the Crown Prince, you can't offend others by speaking like this.
"Eunuch Ning, can you be more polite?" Cheng Chubi's face was as dark as the bottom of an iron pot that had been fried for three years.
God damn cooked that thing, can it be eaten by humans?
Ning Zhong also realized something was wrong. He saw His Majesty's close confidant Ma Zhou bulging his eyes at him with a terrifying expression.
He defended subconsciously.
"No, no, no, Minister Ma, we are talking about those craftsmen of the Hu people, they..."
Yu Zhining quickly glared at Ning Zhong and shouted.
"Stop talking nonsense, who dares to cook that thing? How can it be cooked?"
After hearing Yu Zhining's words, Li Daozong, who has been on the battlefield for many years, felt that he had a strong say in this aspect.
I am really not a bad guy, I just want to prove to the soldiers that the purpose of cooking that thing is not for eating, but it is really useful.
"Well, it's not that no one has cooked it before. It's just that the soldiers cooked it to defend against enemy attacks."
"..." Ma Zhou wiped his face. At this moment, he felt that his mind was a little messed up and he had to sort it out...
I was just talking about food with the King of Jiangxia, but why did I go out of the palace so fast that the topic flew thousands of miles away in an instant?
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"Uncle Li is indeed a famous general of the Tang Dynasty. He knows all about cooking and cooking. He is very powerful."
Cheng Chubi bowed to Li Daozong who suddenly interrupted with a sincere look on his face. In any case, his opening could be regarded as getting everyone out of the embarrassment.
After all, if one is talking about food and the other is talking about something else, everyone will be embarrassed.
For example, the one who is more embarrassed now is Ma Shilang. This generous and fat Shilang Ma walked up to Ning Zhong unhappily and asked.
"I said Eunuch Ning, what do you mean by that sentence?"
"Come back to Ma Shilang, we are reporting to General Cheng that those beastmen are cooking and eating... I don't know what they are cooking, but it smells bad."