Chapter 1797 It's a pity that the material is not good, and I can't make the shape I want
With such a shriveled body, he still looks like an old stick, haha...
I don’t know if this old guy keeps a straight face at home, as if everyone in the world owes him two to five million.
Tsk, tsk, tsk, with such an expression, I am still thinking about improper sports, and I don’t know what kind of terrifying style it is.
It was not a suspenseful horror porn film, but in this case, Cheng Chubi suddenly had a bold idea.
Cheng Sanlang is a medical worker with a moral bottom line. He is best at handling the doctor-patient relationship, caring about the patient's concerns and thinking about the patient's thoughts.
Although my relationship with Zhang Xuansu is very bad, this does not prevent me from having a Bethune-like heart.
Cheng Chubi rode his horse and walked slowly towards home. Various plans were running through his mind, but they were rejected one by one.
Cheng Chubi couldn't help but feel a little worried. He was a first-class condom-making expert at this time. No, he had already made a lot of ordinary condoms.
Even if Zhang Xuansu is not sixty, he must be over fifty. An old man of this age always has a straight face.
There is definitely a lack of interest in life, and things can easily become boring. Therefore, should I provide some gadgets that can stimulate emotions for the majority of middle-aged and elderly people?
Cheng Sanlang, who was meditating and walking around in the Lu Guogong's mansion, unknowingly wandered to the courtyard where the martial arts performance hall of Lu Guogong's mansion was located.
Here, a bunch of fat and strong Cheng family members are practicing their fists, kicks and weapons.
Cheng Chubi couldn't help but get excited. He looked at these fighting Cheng family members and saw Uncle Fu, the housekeeper.
I really didn’t expect that the rich uncle of the housekeeper usually looks naive, but now, he is dressed up in a smart costume, holding a mace, and dancing like a tiger.
The younger generation of the Cheng family were all shocked by the dashing and heroic demeanor of the rich uncle, a housekeeper who usually kept his secret.
Even Cheng Sanlang was attracted by this rich uncle who had a rich belly but could play with a mace to great effect.
Oh no, what attracted him the most was the shape of the mace. In an instant, an idea flashed in Cheng Sanlang's mind, and he had it.
Hmm, that's a contraceptive tool to facilitate the life of a couple.
He still remembered that when he went to the mountains and countryside with his colleagues to travel through the streets and alleys to promote the plan, he had to carry boxes of condoms.
Generally speaking, they are the normal type, but one time, I don't know if the friend in the hospital drank too much, and among those simple and ordinary types.
There are also several boxes of special models. Well, everyone understands it. After all, this is serious and cannot be too serious.
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Two full days later, Cheng Chubi completed the task, but there was not much joy on his face.
He just looked a little sad, even lonely and handed Li Chengqian a box full of medium-sized condoms.
"Brother Chu Bi, thank you for your hard work." After Li Chengqian took it, he quickly expressed his gratitude to Cheng Sanlang with a face full of joy.
Unfortunately, Brother Chu Bi shook his head with regret.
"Your Highness, I'm glad that I lived up to my command and finally made it. But, alas... it's a pity that I didn't have the materials at hand, so I couldn't make the shape I wanted."
"What's the shape?" Li Chengqian asked subconsciously, looking at the box in his hand. He definitely couldn't open it in front of Brother Chu Bi to inspect the goods.
It would be easy for people to think that the Prince of the Tang Dynasty had a penchant for voyeurism, so it would be better to wait until Brother Chubi leaves.
"That's what the condom looks like..." Cheng Chubi was also a medical worker who paid more attention to patients' privacy and quickly glanced around.
Well, fortunately, Ning Zhong was also driven outside the house by His Highness the Crown Prince, so he could have a good discussion with His Highness the Crown Prince.
"Appearance? Is there something wrong with the appearance?"
"There is nothing wrong with the appearance, but I feel that the previous appearance was too ordinary and not outstanding enough. It can be improved a bit."
Hearing what Brother Chu Bi said, Li Chengqian was confused. In addition to the round shape, does Brother Chu Bi also want a square shape or a polygonal shape?
"So after Richen returned that day, he got inspiration from the mace played by my housekeeper, and thought that the appearance was very..."
Before he finished speaking, Cheng Sanlang heard a clanging sound. When he raised his eyelids, he saw Li Chengqian grinning and bulging his eyes, looking at him in horror.
The box he was holding also fell to the ground, revealing a red and purple condom...
In Li Chengqian's mind, a picture suddenly flashed across his mind. His own father was wearing a helmet and armor, with a ferocious face.
He picked up an iron mace and rode his horse from Luoyang to Chang'an with murderous intent, vowing to kill Brother Chu Bi under his horse.
Well, let Brother Chu Bi, who is always trying to be a monster, have a taste of the power of the mace.
Seeing Li Chengqian's dumbfounded look, Cheng Chubi said somewhat unhappily.
"Your Highness, what are you doing? I'm just chatting with you, and I didn't say that I had to look like that."
While talking, Cheng Sanlang knelt down and put back all the bright red and bright purple condoms.
"Brother Chu Bi, can't you be more elegant? After all, that person is... an older man."
"Your Highness, I am doing this for Zhang Shaozhan's sake. After all, he prefers to specialize.
I have been thinking all day long about how to get rid of Yu Zhan's problem so that he can move to a higher level."
"It is out of this consideration that I made the ribbon purple and red, which is equivalent to bringing him good luck and good luck."
"..." At this moment, Li Chengqian already felt that he was tortured to the point of being speechless by Brother Chu Bi's plausible fallacies.
He could only look dissatisfied, so he bowed to Brother Chu Bi's expression and gave him a fist-cup salute.
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Cheng Chubi has finished handling the important tasks entrusted to him by His Highness the Crown Prince. In addition, there is another big thing that requires him to go there personally.
The target was naturally Jinyang Bookstore. Cheng Chubi received a letter from his father and learned that there were not many copies of "Luoyang Peony Collection" in Luoyang.
Nowadays, there are no new products on the market. I think it must be because this year's talents from the Central Plains were swept aside by the martial arts disciples like them.
All the talented people from the Central Plains were disgraced. Under such circumstances, Zheng was unwilling to seal the seal.
Only under the pressure of some important military officials, did I bite the bullet and print some.
Cheng Chubi even felt that the wealthy families would take the initiative to go to the Zheng family and remind them to print less.
After all, printing this thing is simply an act of undermining the enemy for those who have been slapped in the face.
Cheng Chubi already had some clues about how to deal with Zheng's Bookstore's errand-like methods.
What I didn't expect was that even before the Mid-Autumn Festival, my own father had already sent me a letter, asking me to think of a solution.
In this case, Cheng Chubi felt that the time had finally come for him to take action.