Chapter 1831 After all, little nephew, I am not a dog, and you are not a rat
Cheng Chubi clicked his tongue and looked at Xue Wanjun's face. Well, as an excellent medical worker.
As a top medical student who has read "General Psychology", "Experimental Psychology", "Psychological Measurement", and "Physiological Psychology".
When Cheng Sanlang, who was extremely talented in psychology, became serious, he quickly analyzed what General Xue Er's eyes wanted to express.
"Second Uncle Xue, do you think my nephew, my little nephew, is trying to kill a mouse, so why should I save you?"
"Actually, this is really not a dog trying to catch a mouse. After all, nephew, I am not a dog, and you are not a mouse."
The three young men next to them, who pretended to be playing cards, but actually listened to what was going on here, almost rolled on the ground holding their bellies.
Xue Wanjun's eyes began to look scary, facing General Xue Meng's eyes that looked like he was trying to eat someone.
Cheng Chubi suddenly slapped his face less than half a foot away from Xue Wanjun's face, and then let out a light sigh.
"???" Xue Wanjun, who was using his eyes to kill, was confused. What does this kid want to do?
Then I saw it, and I saw Cheng Sanlang taking out a mask from somewhere and covering his face.
Then he took out a pair of tweezers and stretched them towards his face.
Xue Wanjun stared at him in confusion. What, this bastard boy wants to poke my eyes out?
Then I felt a pain in my eyelids. Unfortunately, Xue Wanjun, who had not eaten for many days and had no strength at all, could not even make a cry of pain.
I could only close my eyes, feeling secretly resentful in my heart. I didn't expect that Cheng Sanlang would be so despicable. I just glared at him and wanted to blind the old man's eyes.
Come on, come on, you're going to die, so what if you're blind?
Just when Xue Wanjun had gone through a lot of psychological activities and calmly closed his eyes and was being fucked.
I heard Cheng Sanlang's exaggerated exclamation as he greeted the three friends who were playing cards.
"Come on, come on, hurry up and take a look. I'll show you a treasure."
"What treasure?" Li Ke, the profligate prince, couldn't help but be stunned, put away the cards in his hand and stood up.
Li Qi and Li Zhen also approached. They often shot and ate birds. Li Qi, who had excellent eyesight, looked at it for a long time and complained unhappily.
"Brother Chu Bi, is this stuff on your tweezers mouse shit? What kind of treasure is this damn thing?"
"???" Xue Wanjun, who originally had a death wish, closed his eyes and was fucked, his eyes suddenly bulged. Why, there is mouse shit on my face?
Sigh... I can't believe that during my entire life as a soldier, I have been on the battlefield so many times in mountains of corpses and seas of blood.
As long as Xue Wanjun's name comes out, the enemy will definitely become frightened. One day, such a fierce general will be ridden by a rat.
A trace of sadness could not help but arise in his heart. It could be said that his heart was filled with despair. Xue Wanjun let out a breath and closed his eyes in despair.
Cheng Chubi shook the pair of tweezers very ostentatiously, with a genuine sense of excellence on his face. 汜 minus B XwX. 汜
"Haha... if it's such a big rat shit, how can it be considered a treasure?"
"This is the eye excrement of our Duke Lu. Have you seen it? It is comparable to rat excrement. How many times have you seen it in your life?"
"What is this if it's not a treasure?"
"!!!" Xue Wanjun, who had just closed his eyes, suddenly bulged again. His eyes are as good as rat shit, Cheng Sanlang, you bastard!!!
"Wow, it's actually eye poop?" Li Zhen's exaggerated cry made Xue Wanjun so angry that the veins on his forehead popped up.
Just outside Xue Wanjun's prison, separated by the cell wall, the sound of mute farts could be heard frequently. Anyway, I don't know who the unethical person was.
"Yes, yes...it's really big. Brother Chu Bi, what are you doing?"
Li Ke, who was also yelling exaggeratedly, suddenly saw Cheng Sanlang rummaging around in his treatment box and took out a small copper box.
"Haha, I must keep such a treasure. What if I tell others in the future that I have seen eye guano as big as rat shit and others don't believe me?"
While he was talking, Cheng Sanlang threw the exaggeratedly large eye drop on the tweezers into the small copper box and shook it loudly.
There was a crisp knocking sound inside the small copper box, and Cheng Chubi then spoke.
"As long as I open this box and reveal the treasure inside, haha, who dares to say that Cheng is talking nonsense?"
Li Ke took a breath and glanced at General Xue Er who seemed to be twitching next to him. He was so scared, afraid that General Xue Er would make Cheng Sanlang angry to death.
Li Qi raised his hands to cover his mouth and nose, coughing crazily, his legs could no longer stand, and he could only kneel to the ground, Ni Ma, it was too difficult to control his emotions.
Li Zhen turned his head away and hugged the wooden pillar of the cell tightly. His expression was very ferocious, but he did not dare to laugh out loud.
As expected of Cheng Sanlang, he does one trick after another.
At this moment, Zhao Kun and several of His Majesty's close guards, who had been huddled obscenely behind the cell wall and eavesdropped, could no longer control themselves. They all held on to the wall and trudged out of the cell door.
After walking outside the prison, Zhao Kun rubbed his face several times and then let out a long breath.
Although I'm a little regretful that I couldn't appreciate the eye guano the size of mouse shit with my own eyes, w;.;;;ahem... these are not the point.
The point is, Zhao Kun believes that no matter how calm and devastated a person is, he will encounter Cheng Sanlang, a bastard who talks a lot.
They will definitely be burning with raging anger and want to kick this guy into the Yellow River before committing suicide. Otherwise, even if he is dead, he will want to lift the coffin and get out.
The Ouchi guard on the side rubbed his belly that was hard with laughter and said with emotion.
"Why does this kid talk so much? If I were General Xue Er, if I had the strength, I would beat him to vent my anger."
"Haha... if you beat the young one, the old one will pop up. Don't forget that old saying. If you offend the Cheng family, you won't be able to live a happy life."
As soon as this statement came out, it immediately caused a burst of laughter.
At this moment, Zhao Kun saw Xue Wanche riding towards this side with a worried look on his face, and his expression froze.
If the grumpy General Xue San were allowed to jump in and see the behavior of those four young men, hehe, something might go wrong again.
"General Xue San, General Xue San, stay here." Zhao Kun quickly stepped forward and raised his hand to stop him.
Xue Wanche saw Zhao Kun, jumped off his horse and saluted Zhao Kun. "It turns out to be General Zhao, but Cheng Sanlang is inside?"
"Exactly, Cheng Sanlang is treating your second brother. No, no, no, General Xue San, you can't go in."
"Why is this? I'm here to visit my second brother."
"Cheng Sanlang had already made a promise and wanted to keep General Xue Er alive during his treatment.
Unless he gives permission, no one is allowed to set foot in the prison." Mi He Mi
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