Chapter 1839 I just want you to make a little mistake, not let you kill yourself
Cheng Chuqing was not staying in the prison at this moment, but had slipped out of the prison without knowing when.
At this moment, he was discussing important matters with Xue Wanche, the Third Uncle Xue. Next to him was Zhao Kun, who was specially responsible for cooperating according to His Majesty's instructions.
"You want to commit something? And then go to this prison?"
Xue Wanche raised his fingers with a dark look on his face, pointed at the prison, and his eyes widened in disbelief.
Cheng Chubi, as the best medical worker in the Tang Dynasty, had gone through a whole day of hard work... no, no, no, a whole day of observation and treatment.
Already 120% sure, although Xue Wanjun still had the will to die at this moment, it was no longer as strong as it was at the beginning.
After all, Xue Wanjun has begun to have a bad temper due to repeated social deaths. This is a good sign.
But that's not enough. He also needs fresh and strong stimulation to allow him to analyze and reflect on himself from the bottom of his heart.
Fundamentally, we realize that death is not even difficult, the difficulty is how to live shamelessly.
Therefore, the biggest killer now is the fat and strong General Xue San.
Cheng Chubi needed him to carry out an ordinary criminal activity that could violate the laws of the Tang Dynasty.
Then find a familiar censor to impeach him, and then ask your majesty to punish him and throw him into prison.
The next steps will naturally be arranged by Cheng Sanlang, the chief director of the Tang Dynasty who is the best in the show.
Facing Xue Wanche's question, Cheng Chubi smiled calmly, raised his finger and waved it.
"Yes, Uncle Xue, do you think why your second brother is determined to die?"
"Isn't it because he feels aggrieved? Why he feels aggrieved? It's because he didn't completely eliminate the idlers in Fanghua Garden that day.
As a result, Her Royal Highness Princess Jinyang almost had a serious accident because her horse frightened her horse, which made His Majesty so angry that she was imprisoned."
"So, I need you, Uncle Xue, to make a mistake. Second Uncle Xue will be thrown into jail for a lighter crime, and you will have to live or die..."
Xue Wanche looked at Cheng Sanlang, who was explaining the plot needs to him with spittle flying around, with a dark look on his face.
Zhao Kun's expression on the side was completely dull, but he would touch his belly with one hand from time to time.
I have no choice but to laugh too much, and my strong abdominal muscles, which are often exercised, are sore and painful. As the ancients said, if you smile, it will save you ten years.
Zhao Kun felt that if what he said was true, he could borrow at least another five hundred years from heaven in just these two days.
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"Come on, let's think about it in a broad sense. This crime must be serious and can withstand the impeachment of the censor."
"In this way, Your Majesty can take the opportunity to get angry and throw you, Uncle Xue, into this prison."
"..." Xue Wanjun and Zhao Kun both looked at Cheng Sanlang with dark expressions on their faces. First of all, your special mother's idea is very inappropriate, okay?
Forget it, there is no need to worry about these small flaws with this nonsense, it is better to consider how to go to jail.
Xue Wanche stroked his thick beard and slapped his thigh with a big hand, thinking he had a good plan.
"How about if Xue goes back to the camp directly, has a conflict with General Chai, and takes the opportunity to have a fight?"
"..." Cheng Chubi looked at the flattering General Xue Meng with a dark look on his face, and said dryly.
"To complain too much and make the general angry, not to obey the restraints, and to be more difficult to control is called arrogance of the army, and the offenders will be killed."
"Uncle Xue, please remember, we just want you to make a small mistake, we don't want you to kill yourself."
Zhao Kun also wiped the cold sweat from his forehead and grabbed General Xue Meng. Your commander is General Chai. His Majesty's brother-in-law, what the hell do you want to do?
"……Yeah,
General Xue San, please calm down and don’t be impulsive and do something you’ll regret later.”
Unexpectedly, the clever plan he finally thought of was opposed by these two guys in unison, and Xue Wanche was not happy.
"What kind of crime can make me go to jail and avoid death? Let me ask you two, think about it quickly..."
Cheng Chubi thought of several more gentle strategies and discussed them with Zhao Kun, but in the end he had to give up because of General Xue Meng's objections.
Xue Wanche thinks that big men should be straightforward when they do bad things.
Cheng Chubi wiped his face and looked at the example of this rough man. Suddenly an idea came to him and he slapped his thigh with a big palm.
"How about, Uncle Xue, you go destroy the restaurant?"
Xue Wanche laughed happily, moved his wrists with great confidence, and said with great enthusiasm.
"Okay, no problem, which one should I smash?"
Cheng Chubi saluted Xue Wanche happily.
"Uncle Xue, thank you for destroying the restaurant of our Han and Tang Trading Company."
"???" Zhao Kun looked at Cheng Sanlang with a confused expression, and then glanced at Xue Wanche.
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"Cheng Sanlang, are you crazy? Why did you smash your own things?"
Cheng Chubi's face straightened, and he said sternly to Zhao Kunyi. "Uncle Zhao, Uncle Xue is my elder, and so is Uncle Xue."
"Since you want to get a not-so-serious charge of smashing a store, such a charge can be big or small."
"What would others think if Uncle Xue was asked to smash up ordinary people's shops?"
"Don't you think that Uncle Xue, a famous general of the Tang Dynasty, is too disgraceful?"
"So, everyone will definitely think that if they smashed our Hantang Trading Company's shop, it must be just a personal grudge between Uncle Xue San and us juniors. In this case."
"Uncle Xue will not bear the bad reputation of bullying the people with his power..."
"Here, dear nephew, if you don't do this, I will compensate you three times the price of the things Xue broke."
"Uncle Xue, have you underestimated my nephew? Just pay the original price. Our Han and Tang Trading Firm is not without integrity."
"Besides, this is to treat Uncle Xue's illness, how can I still take advantage of you..."
Cheng Chubi spoke with righteousness and plausibility, and the reasons he gave really impressed Xue Wanche, and he was deeply moved.
This also left Zhao Kun speechless, but full of doubts.
Zhao Kun was finally able to become the head of the bodyguards of His Majesty Emperor Wu of the Tang Dynasty, and he was definitely a shrewd person.
Moreover, knowing that Cheng Sanlang was not willing to engage in loss-making business, he asked Xue Wanche to destroy his family's shop. Well, the old Cheng family is the largest shareholder, so it is not wrong to say that it belongs to his family.
If he, Cheng Sanlang, can't get any advantage in this matter, haha, Zhao Kun feels that his name can be written backwards and called Kun Zhao.
In short, Xue Wanche was successfully persuaded, and this action-oriented rough man was ready to go directly to do big things.
Cheng Chubi quickly called Cheng Fa and others who had been squatting outside the prison bragging and spanking, and asked them to quickly inform the shopkeeper of the Chengjia Restaurant in Bei City of the old Cheng family and other relevant people.
"Tell them that General Xue San is coming to destroy the Peony Pavilion Restaurant of our Han and Tang Trading Company, and let them publicize it, but no one is allowed to stop it to avoid misunderstandings."