Chapter 1864 This is actually not all due to me and His Royal Highness King Wu
If the losses caused by this year's snowstorm are not serious and the impact on next spring's spring plowing is not serious, it would be better.
Just be afraid, because I happily led hundreds of civil and military officials, as well as hundreds of thousands of troops, and just ran back to Chang'an.
I'm afraid that before I can sit down, another disaster of this kind will occur, and because of the lack of food in Guanzhong, I will just jump back to Luoyang as if I were on a double run.
Well, it was a disgrace to the imperial court, and even more to the face of myself, the wise and mighty Emperor of the Tang Dynasty.
He really became the horse-racing emperor and grain-chasing emperor that Cheng Sanlang joked about...
When I think about it, these two not-so-serious nicknames have begun to be circulated among the noble circles of the Tang Dynasty.
Li Shimin felt so evil in his heart that he couldn't help but glared at Cheng Sanlang who was flirting with his daughter.
There is murderous intent! Cheng Sanlang, who was smiling brightly at Li Mingda, tightened his anus, quickly turned serious, and sat upright.
In this Yaoguang Palace, the only one who was so blatantly cruel to me was a certain doting concubine.
Li Mingda also saw the ferocious look on his father's face. He bit his lip and looked at Cheng Sanlang with a pair of clear eyes with a smile, who was sitting upright with a pair of chopsticks in front of him.
He picked up a chopstick of delicious bacon skin, put it in Cheng Sanlang's bowl, and said in a low voice.
"Brother Cheng San, don't be afraid. My father just looks fierce on his face, but he is actually gentle."
After hearing this, Cheng Sanlang immediately laughed, well, that's because you haven't seen your biological father's true face.
"Cheng Sanlang..." Li Shimin's voice sounded as if he had a blade under his tongue.
Cheng Chubi turned his head and saluted the Emperor of the Tang Dynasty, who did not look kind at all.
"My nephew is here. Uncle, do you want my nephew to help you separate your hooves?"
"I...you don't need to do this. I heard that it is on the market in Luoyang during this period.
Not only is there the "Luoyang Peony Collection", but also what kind of catalog of heroes?"
"Your Majesty, one volume is the luxurious picture and text edition of "Luoyang Peony Collection", and the other volume is the hero catalog of "Luoyang Peony Collection"."
"..." Li Yuan on the side couldn't help but raise the corners of his mouth. He was dissatisfied with the situation and would submit to all the tricks of this kid.
Li Yuan has already seen those two books, and he has to admit that the original "Luoyang Peony Collection" was unremarkable.
After this guy processed it like this, it looks much more exciting, especially the hero catalogue.
The ferocious portraits of the gang of vulgar warriors are secondary, but the main story is the story inside, which is extremely brilliant.
It is no less shameful than the shameless "The Romance of Cheng Sanlang Jiannan Road". Although the description is too exaggerated, it also incorporates a lot of historical facts and is highly readable.
"Is this all caused by you and Li Ke?" Li Shimin asked expressionlessly.
After hearing this, Cheng Chubi said very sincerely.
"Yes, this is actually not all due to me and His Highness King Wu. There are also the descendants of the elders who have provided me and His Highness King Wu with a lot of material for us to collect and write..."
Li Yuan on the side choked on the rice wine. This little brat, do you think this is still a good achievement?
Li Shimin's face was also a little dark, and he couldn't help but say something. "Cheng Sanlang, if you are tinkering with these things, could you please pay attention to the authenticity?"
"Even if you are just making it up, you still have to have some sense of truth, okay? Look at what your dad has become in the "Heroes Illustration"."
With a pop, Li Mingda quickly raised her hands to cover her face. She had read "Heroes Illustrated" and it made her laugh so hard that her stomach hurt.
However, now that I am laughing at my future father-in-law in front of his face, it makes people feel a little embarrassed.
At this time, Cheng Sanlang was concentrating on the Emperor of the Tang Dynasty in front of him. When he heard this, Cheng Chu was silent for a long time, and then he said helplessly.
"Uncle, this is no wonder for me, my nephew. As the saying goes, dogs don't think the family is poor, and sons don't think the mother is ugly. My father is the elder, and the younger generation can only praise it with a little artistic processing."
"???" Li Shimin looked at Cheng Sanlang with a dull look on his face. A dog doesn't think the family is poor, and a son doesn't think the mother is ugly. These two sentences don't seem to have anything to do with your father, right?
Come on, it's not clear what to do with this kid. Li Shimin could only grunt and remind Cheng Sanlang to pay attention next time, stop talking and continue eating and drinking.
Queen Changsun, who was standing beside her, knew it very well. That day, when her husband saw the catalog of heroes, even though he tried his best to hide it.
But I could still hear the envy and jealousy in his tone, probably because Cheng Sanlang only knew how to praise those important military officials.
However, he did not write down the glorious achievements of His Majesty the Emperor of the Tang Dynasty in thick ink and colorful colors, which made me feel very unhappy.
Li Shimin continued to eat and drink, but the whispers and chuckles of Cheng Sanlang and his daughter came to his ears from time to time.
He couldn't help but look around frequently, and several times he wanted to speak, but his father who was suppressing his smile always forced him to drink or brag and get spanked, which made him feel very frustrated.
Empress Changsun looked at this strange scene while taking care of the conscientious and sweaty rice cook, the emperor's grandson.
Empress Changsun bit her red lip, well, you must control your emotions well, w;;;.; You must not laugh, otherwise it will be easy to break the deadlock, which will be detrimental to everyone.
At this moment, the messenger from Chang'an had already boarded the boat, and the guards were rowing vigorously in the wind and snow.
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Li Shimin rubbed his belly and, still unfinished, took his chopsticks and searched inside the casserole. However, there was no dry food left, and all that was left was the thick white soup.
When he turned around, he saw that his father had already taken off his clothes and rolled up his sleeves. He was holding a bowl of white rice and using a spoon to scoop out the thick white soup from the casserole and pour it on the rice.
After scooping several spoonfuls in succession, mix it, and then happily put the mixed rice into your mouth with a spoon.
Li Shimin became jealous when he saw that look of his eyes widening and breathing heavily, so he decided to imitate his father and become a breadwinner.
The casserole with cured ham and stewed mushrooms that Cheng Sanlang sent to the palace was really wiped out by the entire family, if not for the fact that everyone was a person of high status.
I wish I could even lick the bottom of the pot clean. After all, on a winter day like this, eating this stuff not only warms the stomach but also nourishes people.
After a full meal, Li Shimin looked at the six bacon trotters there. Well, such a good thing, he had to keep half of it and give the other half to his father.
As for my daughter, haha, of course she can eat from the same pot with me, but if that doesn't work, let her go with Cheng Sanlang again.
Since this kid wants to marry my daughter, why should he spend more money? It's just a few Yaozhou hams. Is he still reluctant to part with it?
Li Shimin silently praised his little cleverness, and just as he was about to speak, he saw Zhao Kun opening the door curtain and walking quickly, followed by a dusty messenger behind him.