Chapter 1912 If the two do not dislike it, then Xiao Wang will be the guide for the two
Hearing this, Xue Wanjun breathed a sigh of relief, thinking that this boy could be regarded as his savior after all.
Now that I have become more energetic, there is no need to retaliate for such a trivial matter. Besides, the fat and shameless Cheng family is too difficult to deal with.
Come on...even if the Xue family has a lot of fierce generals, they can't afford to offend a group of demon moths.
"Okay, okay, I'm just joking with you, but remember, don't act recklessly outside, otherwise, don't blame me for being unkind."
"Uncle, don't worry, you won't tell me even if you kill me." Cheng Sanlang said with a righteous expression.
I just wrote all the dark history about you, Uncle Xue, in my diary.
The eye guano as big as mouse shit was also carefully collected together with the two sharp arrows that had penetrated the buttocks of His Majesty and his son.
Thousands of years later, they will become important cultural relics with rich historical stories for future generations to admire...
Cheng Sanlang, who aspired to become the first director of a historical and cultural museum in Chinese history, felt that what he had to do was not only collect cultural relics, but also collect historical allusions.
After all, they are the rich historical and cultural heritage of mankind and are worthy of being passed down to future generations, regardless of whether the cultural relic is serious or not.
Each has its own uniqueness and uniqueness. Think about it, the excrement of dinosaurs billions of years ago can become a treasure that scientists are crazy about.
Why can’t the eye drops of General Xue Er, a famous general of the Tang Dynasty who will go down in history, become a good treasure for future generations to admire and evaluate?
What's more, there are detailed descriptions of historical stories here, so that people in later generations can have a profound understanding.
The mental journey of the famous Tang Dynasty general Xue Er during that special period is so wonderful. It not only has historical significance, but also has academic significance in medical psychology.
As an excellent medical worker with a very moral bottom line, Cheng Sanlang felt that he was worried about preserving the historical relics and allusions of the Tang Dynasty.
Presumably, when people of later generations admire the sharp arrow that pierced the buttocks of His Majesty the Emperor of the Tang Dynasty and the iron that threatened His Majesty the King of Wei's buttocks in the history museum,
The tools used to perform enema for Changsun Wuji, and the crystal bottle in which His Majesty the Tang Emperor's prostate was soaked.
It will definitely make them feel deeply that they seem to be standing face to face with those historical figures and integrated into history.
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Li Ke, the King of Wu who was good at dancing, best at making friends and good at talking, came to Qinling and Nasangbuza.
With just a few words, he won the goodwill of Qinling and Nasangbuza. After all, their backbone was left in the palace, and they were at their most helpless at this moment.
And the King of Wu, the biological son of His Majesty the Emperor of the Tang Dynasty, whom the Tang Emperor called Yingguo Leiji, was willing to deal with him and others.
In fact, Qin Ling and Sambuza, whose confidence had been severely frustrated after arriving in the Tang Dynasty, felt flattered.
"Young Master Qinling and Mr. Sambuza, since they are the first to come to our Eastern Capital of the Tang Dynasty.
If you two don’t mind it, Xiao Wang will be your guide..."
Sambuza, a well-known scholar in the Tubo Kingdom, saw Qin Ling's gaze.
Today, because Ludong Chan lost several battles in a row and lost to the point where he even lost his underwear, Sambuza was very depressed.
But faced with the invitation from the polite, gentle and modest Prince of the Tang Dynasty, Sambuza also knew that he could not refuse.
After all, His Majesty the Emperor of the Tang Dynasty invited his own envoys, and all the envoys stayed in the palace.
As deputy envoys, he and Qin Ling naturally couldn't refuse, so Sambuza could only salute Li Ke.
"Since His Highness invites you so kindly, it would be disrespectful for your ministers to refuse."
"Okay, okay, I've heard for a long time that Mr. Sambuza is a well-known scholar in Tubo. I just want to ask for advice today..."
I saw King Wu Li Ke leaving the palace with a smile and the two Tibetan deputy envoys.
Fang Xuanling and other resourceful old drivers subconsciously turned their heads and glanced deep into the palace, haha... As expected of His Majesty.
As for Cheng Sanlang, today the most talented young man in the Tang Dynasty who had a duel with the most intelligent man in Tibet and successfully defeated him.
I have already found the group of foreign friends who got the 20% off card for Hantang Trading Company’s Peony Pavilion Restaurant.
He dragged the group of them to the Peony Pavilion Restaurant to invite someone for today's meal.
Almost all the idle people left the palace in Luoyang City. Li Mingda, who had watched a heart-stopping drama today, took Wu Meiniang back to his residence with satisfaction.
As soon as he stepped inside, the beaming Li Mingda saw his mother's eldest grandson, the Empress, who was gentle, intellectual and generous, reclining lazily on the soft couch.
In her hand was a copy of "The Peony Pavilion of Luoyang". As for the cute and cute giant panda doll that should have been placed on the soft couch, my mother put it aside.
Hearing the movement at the door, he saw his mother's eldest grandson, the Queen, raising her head with a surprised look on her face, looking at herself in eunuch attire.
"Hey, isn't this Mingda and Wu Mei? Why are you dressed like this?"
Li Mingda quickly smiled sweetly and came to her mother's side and whispered.
"Mother...my daughter heard that the Tibetan envoy was coming to discuss peace today, so she changed her clothes and went there quietly to join the fun without being noticed."
"Really?" Empress Changsun looked at her daughter with suspicion.
Li Mingda nodded his head seriously and firmly, and hummed vigorously. Anyway, dad will definitely protect me and will definitely not be exposed.
Soon Li Mingda noticed a red mark on her mother's forehead and couldn't help but wonder.
"Huh? Mom, what's going on here on your forehead? Why is there a red mark?"
Empress Changsun touched the mark with a slightly red face, gritted her teeth and said, "I was frightened by a little thing jumping around."
Hu Shanggong on the side quickly turned his head away, his eyelids twitching wildly.
After Li Mingda felt sorry for her mother, she began to vividly talk about the scene she saw with her own eyes in the Zhenguan Hall today.
After all, Empress Changsun only listened at the side door for a while and then left because of a wound on her forehead.
Listening to her daughter recounting what she had witnessed with her own eyes, Empress Changsun couldn't laugh or cry, especially when she heard that the boy caught the ants himself and trampled the remaining ants to death, causing the Tibetan envoys to lose the first battle.
Later, when the lamb was looking for its mother, Cheng Sanlang also used very immoral actions to win. Empress Changsun finally couldn't control herself and laughed so hard that she fell forward and backward.
Fortunately, there are no outsiders here, otherwise, everyone would be shocked.
At this moment, Li Shimin left Nalu Dongzan in the palace very kindly and kindly, and went boating on the Jiuzhou Pond with him...