Chapter 21 There are wolf hearts at home, but no dog lungs)
Cheng Chubi chuckled. "You want to hear the story about three old men with white beards eating children in the middle of the night, right?"
The sixth child's face turned green and his head shook like a splashing drum. The fourth and fifth children on the side winked and laughed non-stop.
Seeing that Lao Liu was cowed, Cheng Chubi coughed twice and got down to business. What story are you going to tell?
Cheng Chubi suddenly had an idea and thought of a joke he had used to make a pretty little nurse with cute squinting eyes laugh before he traveled through time.
"I will tell you an interesting little story. There was a man named Wang Erxiao who was cutting down trees by the river. He accidentally dropped his iron ax into the river, and he started crying in a hurry.
Suddenly, an old voice came from the water: 'My child, did you drop the golden axe?'
Wang Erxiao shouted into the water: 'No.'
The voice in the water said again: 'Did you drop the silver axe?'
The second child said no again. At this time, an old god floated in the water with an iron ax on his forehead and his face covered with blood. He shouted with a black face: So the one who cut me was really you, you bastard!
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As soon as he finished speaking, Cheng Chubi felt happy and laughed heartily: "Hahaha, it's so funny..."
"???" The three younger brothers looked confused. Where is the point of laughter? Why can't we feel it?
"... Third brother, is he crazy again?" Cheng Laowu stretched out his hand and pulled the corner of Cheng Laosi's clothes, his eyes confused.
Cheng Laosi quickly raised his hand in front of his mouth to signal his two younger brothers not to talk nonsense, so as not to anger the third brother and get sick.
When Cheng Chubi stopped smiling, he couldn't help but feel a little confused when he saw the three quiet brothers in front of him looking at him with dull expressions. "Don't you think it's funny?"
"Hahaha, it's so funny, isn't it, Lao Wu Lao Liu, why are you so stupid? Isn't it funny?" Cheng Laosi's laughter seemed so boring and boring, while looking at his two younger brothers.
Crazy hints.
"Hahaha, yes, yes, it's so funny. Third brother is so awesome." Cheng Laowu said weakly.
"Hahaha, third brother is awesome, third brother is good at telling jokes?" Cheng Laoliu echoed with some guilt, suddenly feeling that he shouldn't encourage his two brothers to steal third brother's syringe, third brother is so pitiful.
"Third brother, we disturbed your nap. You should rest quickly. We went out to play. Third brother, you should get well soon."
"Third brother, wait until you get better before telling us jokes."
Seeing these three little brats treating him so hypocritically and running out of the room as if they were being chased by ghosts, Cheng Chubi felt bad all over.
What's going on? What's the problem? They don't have any normal reaction to such a funny joke. It's so unscientific.
Perhaps the understanding ability of children in this era is insufficient and needs to be improved. In addition, their speaking skills need to be more interesting and lively.
For example, you can write and draw, supplemented by words, as you did when you were a substitute teacher at a village central primary school, so that the children can intuitively feel their own expressions.
Yes, that must be the case. Cheng Chubi suddenly fisted his hands. It seems that next time he tells a story, it is best to prepare a small blackboard, so that it can be more vivid.
Outside the door, in the corner, three heads were huddled together, spying on what was going on inside the house.
"What are you doing, third brother?"
"I don't know. I feel happy and sad for a while. I'm still talking to myself. What a poor third brother. It's been so long and I haven't fully recovered from my illness."
"What the hell was the third brother talking about just now? Why can't I hear anything funny about it?"
"Oh, the third brother who used to be so funny and eloquent now can't even tell a joke. It's so pitiful..."
"Third brother has taken so many medicines, even the heart of a bear, the gall of a leopard, and the gallbladder of a leopard, but the disease is not cured yet. How about we try the other formula that dad mentioned before?"
"What recipe."
"Lang Xin Gou Fei Soup."
"real or fake?"
Lao Wu faced the confused eyes of his fourth brother and sixth brother and said with a proud expression.
"Of course it's true. You have forgotten that when the King of Shu and Brother Fang brought the wolf corpse that day, my father said that he wanted to chop up the black-faced old Hou's dog and take out the lungs to make wolf heart and dog lung soup.
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"Yes, yes, yes, Fourth Brother, I also heard it at that time, and I can testify." Lao Liu quickly echoed, and by the way, he crushed an ant that dared to climb on his leg to death. I will deal with your whole family next time. Today there are
There are big things to do, and I have to contribute my own strength to the third brother's illness.
Cheng Laosi nodded seriously. "Okay, since dad said it, we are all brothers of the third brother. As the saying goes, brothers work together and make money together. We also have to help a group of third brothers. I remember that at home
There is pickled wolf heart, but no dog lungs."
"Fourth brother, I have money, let's buy it to treat third brother's illness." For the sake of third brother's younger brother, the fifth child was also very enthusiastic.
"Okay, let's go buy it together. Buy more. By the way, I don't know if dog hearts can be used. By the way, I'll buy some dog hearts and livers."
"No problem, let's go quickly. I'm afraid there won't be anything sold in the market if it's late..."
The servants of the Cheng Mansion watched in bewilderment as the three young masters hurried out of the mansion, talking excitedly about arrogant topics.
Several young masters of the Cheng family went to the market to buy dog lungs, and the news that they were going to make Langxin Dog Fei Decoction to treat their third brother's illness spread throughout the whole city in an instant.
The neighbors were deeply moved by the iron-clad brotherhood of the Cheng brothers, and at the same time, they also got a definite answer to the news that Cheng Laosan is still recovering from his madness.
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Not long after Cheng Chubi finished introspecting himself, he lay back on the couch and waited for Duke Zhou's call. As a result, he heard another noise coming from outside the house.
Cheng Chubi's face immediately darkened. He was not allowed to take a lunch break. He turned over and sat up, strode to the door, and opened the door suddenly.
Li Ke, who was standing outside the door, intending to knock on the door, and Fang Jun, who was standing behind him, looked at the ferocious and murderous Cheng Chubi in bewilderment.
The two of them looked at each other in fear. Damn it! Could it be that Cheng Laosan was ill?
Cheng Chubi also didn't expect that it was not those three little brats, but these two, and he forced a smile.
"I didn't expect His Highness the King of Shu to come in person. I, um, a commoner, a minister..." Cheng Chubi was a little confused. How should he call himself? This was a big problem.
The corners of Li Ke's eyes twitched and he grinned. "Brother Chu Bi, please don't do this. I have done it before, and I apologize to you. Brother, it's better not to be like this."
"What Brother Wei De said is absolutely true. We brothers have never paid attention to those things." Fang Jun nodded aside and said seriously.
Cheng Chubi could only rest his mind on his lunch break and invited the two people into the room. Before they sat down, Fang Jun couldn't wait to say. "Brother Chubi, have you heard that the other three injured people are all sick.
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As a professional doctor who saves the world and practices ethics, Cheng Chubi was silent for a while before sighing. "It's a pity. If they could have believed in me that day, at least the chance of survival would have been much greater."
Li Ke stood up and saluted Cheng Chubi and said sternly, "My younger brother was responsible for that banquet in the past. Unexpectedly, Brother Chubi drank too much and was in a coma for several days."
"These days, little brother, I have been shutting myself up and thinking about my mistakes. Today I finally have the opportunity to come and apologize to Brother Chu Bi..."
"Yes, Brother Weide has been grounded in the house by his father, and he just escaped today." Fang Jun testified from the side.
"What do you mean by escaping out?" Li Ke, the handsome King of Shu, turned dark in the face. Am I a dog?
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