Chapter 2215 The virtuous queen laughs at the black history of the younger generation (seeking
Chapter 2215 The good queen laughs at the dark history of the younger generation... (Please subscribe and vote)
With a pop, His Majesty the Emperor of the Tang Dynasty choked out the chewed melon from his throat.
Zhao Kun, who was standing next to him, coughed vigorously and hurriedly stepped forward to give His Majesty a pat on the back. Don't let anything happen, and it would be enough to make the Lord of Tubo angry to death.
If you let His Majesty the Emperor of the Tang Dynasty get into trouble, the dark history of you three little bastards will definitely be written down in the history books.
At this moment, Empress Changsun, who had been standing outside for a while, raised her hand to cover her mouth, and pinched herself hard with one hand, finally not laughing out loud.
Next to him, Hu Shanggong had pressed his forehead against the pillar, feeling that he could no longer control his emotions.
When she heard the strange sound of coughing and wheezing coming from inside, Queen Changsun finally couldn't control herself and opened the curtain.
Then they saw Zhao Kun beating His Majesty on the back, Cheng Chubi raising his fist at Fang Jun and threatening him fiercely, and Li Ke moving lightly as if he wanted to slip out of the palace.
When everyone saw the gentle and demure Empress Changsun with such perfect demeanor, she lifted the curtain to reveal herself with some curiosity.
Everyone's actions suddenly stagnated, and for a moment, they didn't know what to do...
Queen Changsun saw the strange movements of the guys in the hall and quickly retracted her hand.
He took deep breaths frequently and raised his hands to rub his cheeks. After two breaths, he finally got his emotions under control.
Slowly opening the door curtain again, I saw three young people sitting upright inside, with flattering smiles on their faces.
His Majesty the Emperor of the Tang Dynasty also stood up gracefully and smiled gently at the expressionless Empress Changsun.
"Guanyin Maid is here, come and sit down quickly, Ke'er and the others just came back today..."
"I have met my mother (mother-in-law)..." The three young people bowed respectfully.
Empress Changsun forced a smile and nodded her head repeatedly, mainly because she didn't know what to say.
She passed the three of them and came to sit next to Li Shimin. Empress Changsun raised her hand and patted Li Shimin's back. She picked up a silk handkerchief and wiped away the melon foam on his beard and mouth. She rushed towards Li Shimin in a hidden and playful manner.
The husband winked.
"Husband, I just heard outside that Ke'er and the others are going to show off their skills to you, right?"
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"Ah...yes, yes! What you three did in a daze made me choke.
Hurry up, let me open my eyes and see you young talents interpret the plateau style."
Zhao Kun staggered to the entrance of the palace and then stopped, mainly because he was worried that he would lose control after a while and jump out directly.
Just in time to see a gap being opened in the door curtain, Hu Shanggong covered his mouth with one hand and held the curtain with the other, peeping inside with bright eyes. Haha...
"Why haven't you moved yet? Do you think the audience is too small today? Why don't you go to the court and perform a performance?"
Seeing the menace in His Majesty's eyes, Empress Changsun looked expectantly with a blank expression.
It's clear that if you don't show off your talents today, you won't be able to get out of this door.
As an honest person and a wild artist who is very confident in his voice, Fang Jun stood up and loved everyone with his eyes closed.
Then, he began to hum softly. I have to say that his excellent smoking voice is indeed very suitable for the music of these ethnic minorities who like to play long tunes.
Cheng Chubi Hehe Yile stood up proudly and grabbed Li Ke who was about to retreat.
"Come on, come on, we brothers are dancing with Brother Jun. It's just a Guozhuang dance. It's a trivial matter."
"I'm not as thick-skinned as you, brother Chu Bi...little brother, I'm wrong, why don't you let me go?"
Cheng Chubi had already begun to shake his shoulders in an elegant manner, and spread out his arms powerfully, like a vulture flapping blindly on the plateau, and raised his eyebrows provocatively at Li Ke.
"Don't forget, your father hasn't rewarded us yet. If you don't do your best, your father will give you three melons and two dates less. You won't have anywhere to cry when you are poor."
Li Ke made a face, and when he heard his father over there high-fiving him, he could only shake his shoulders shyly.
Li Ke's dance, relatively speaking, is not as vigorous and powerful as Cheng Sanlang's, just like an old hen fluttering its wings in a nest.
Empress Changsun only glanced twice, then quickly closed her almost blind eyes. Then she grabbed the husband beside her and buried her head deeply."
I regretted why I was so curious and insisted on coming in. What kind of nonsense is this, except for Fang Erlang's singing voice which is amazing.
Ke'er and Cheng Sanlang were just... I don't know how to describe them. They were dancing awkwardly while bulging their eyes and muttering and bickering.
You must control it and stop watching it, otherwise you may accidentally laugh out loud.
If word spreads, won't it become a dark history for this virtuous queen to laugh at the younger generation?
Li Shimin didn't have as many scruples as Empress Changsun, so he held his belly in his hands and laughed until he fell down.
But after all, he was an elder and couldn't go too far, so he laughed and high-fived, expressing his appreciation and praise for this demonic singing and dancing group.
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Zhao Kun had already retreated outside the hall, holding his belly and laughing wildly, beating the pillars with his big hands.
Seeing this big shot like this, several of the inner guards could not help but sneak up to the door and lift the curtain to take a look.
When I saw the two young talents from the Tang Dynasty inside, who seemed to be fluttering their wings like poultry, I was immediately confused.
"Brother Chu Bi, you are ruthless. Why are you dragging me along if you are willing to embarrass yourself..."
"Why, when I said I was so angry with the Tubo man and his son, why didn't you think about today?"
"...Oh, I made a bad friend by mistake."
"Haha, so am I."
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After all, Hu Shanggong was a woman and she didn't dare to be as wanton as the rough men, so she could only walk towards Yiyi quickly. If she wanted to laugh, she had to find a place with few people.
Although the dancing of the two backup dancers was a bit clumsy, the singer's singing voice was indeed good.
Even Queen Changsun opened her eyes again when she heard it, but quickly closed them again. Forget it, it was better to listen to the music with her eyes closed.
Otherwise, it would be easy to get confused by the two backing dancers who looked like cockfighting chickens.
After finishing the song, Li Shimin hurriedly called to stop the two demon moths who were still shaking their arms and bickering, mainly because their dancing was too eye-catching.
Let me tell you now, if word gets out that His Majesty the Emperor of the Tang Dynasty, who is very artistic and musically gifted, actually likes to watch this kind of eye-catching dance, it will not be good for his reputation.
Cheng Chubi ended the dance duel with Li Ke unfinished, but it was a pity that he had to follow the style of Guozhuang dance, so that he could be equal.
Otherwise, Cheng Chubi was confident that he could use the street dance system to crush His Highness the King of Wu, who only knew how to tremble blindly, into a scum.