Chapter 2317 The degree of this thing punching the nose, I am afraid it is no less than death
Chapter 2317: This thing is as powerful as the smelling salts of death (please subscribe and vote)
"My Highness has given instructions, so I would like to ask Xu Sheren that it would be better for you to stay in the house honestly."
"That's it, Xu Sheren, just rest assured. Don't dare to say anything else. If Cheng Sanlang takes action, there won't be anything he can't handle."
"But……"
"It's nothing to worry about. Just like when he performed an operation on your father that day, although the process was a bit scary, didn't your father also survive?"
"Yes, yes, when Cheng Sanlang does something, it's better not to look at the process, but only to look at the results."
"..." Xu Sheren looked at the two of them with a dark look on his face, thinking of the scene when his father was hit with an ax and hacksawed in the operating room that day.
I wiped my face subconsciously and thought about it, my little heart really couldn't stand the stimulation now.
It's better to think carefully about how to explain to the Yu family when we go back, and then how to leave the Central Plains.
But having said that, with his relationship between Cheng Sanlang and His Highness the Crown Prince, there shouldn't be any problem if he went to say hello for him.
Besides, I am not absconding out of fear of crime, but just resigning. I think with the kindness of His Highness, there should be no problem...
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"Brother Chu Bi, brother Chu Bi, have you really thought about it? How can you say you haven't?"
After Li Ke caught up with Cheng Sanlang, he grabbed his confident brother and asked.
Cheng Chubi chuckled and waved his hands indifferently.
"There's probably a 90% certainty, and the remaining 10% depends on whether he can hold on."
"...Whether you can hold it or not, what does that mean?"
Cheng Chubi slowed down his steps and patiently explained to Li Ke.
"What if he is too narrow-minded and puts himself to death, wouldn't it be in vain?"
But if the old guy dies, he will die. What good can be done to such a traitorous minister whose name can be recorded in the history books?
What's more, if Xu Jingzong peed, his own son might be sad for a while.
Then he will instantly become energetic because he has another posthumous brother...
And Xu Jingzong's step-brother does not have to live under the power of this old and promiscuous gangster all day long.
Hearing this, Li Ke looked at Cheng Sanlang who looked indifferent with a strange look on his face, and immediately gave Cheng Sanlang a bad look.
"I said, dear brother, what do you expect me to do?"
"Brother Chu Bi, I have a doubt. It was you who said it, but Xu Jingzong was so angry that if this spread..."
"Hiss..." Cheng Chubi couldn't help but his face changed. Damn it! He didn't think of this.
"If this old guy dies out of anger in our Luoyang County government office, I don't know how those slanderous guys will bury Cheng."
"...Actually, uh-huh, yes, yes."
Li Ke originally wanted to say that everyone did not bury Tai, but just told the truth.
But considering that Brother Bi's mind is smaller than the eye of a needle, I feel that white lies make me feel more at ease.
"Then what should we do? How about you come, my dear brother?" Cheng Chubi slapped Li Ke on the shoulder.
"No, no, no, little brother, I can never take on such an important responsibility. After all, little brother, I am not the medical worker you call me, Brother Chu Bi, so I can't do this."
Seeing His Highness King Wu shaking his head wildly and refusing, he even claimed that if he angered Xu Jingzong to death, it would be too detrimental to the royal dignity of the Tang Dynasty.
Maybe he will be involved in some mess by ministers with ulterior motives, and the trouble will get bigger and bigger.
Therefore, it is you, Brother Chu Bi, who came up with the idea, and it would be safer for you, Cheng Sanlang, who is unrivaled in the art of talking.
At this moment, Cheng Chubi couldn't help but feel a little bit stuck in a trap. Songtsen Gampo, who was so angry with his words, was his enemy after all.
It will not have any impact on the reputation of the Cheng family, who are clean and self-sufficient and pass down poems and books.
But if he, Xu Jingzong, is really pissed off to death, he still doesn’t know what the arrangement will be like for those scholars who are constantly being criticized by him.
This could easily affect his reputation both during and after his death. As the only handsome boy in the old Cheng family who was both civil and military, Cheng Chubi fell into deep thought.
Then he turned around and left. Li Ke looked at Brother Chu Bi who turned around and left with a confused look on his face. He didn't react for a long time.
"Hey, hey, brother Chu Bi, what are you doing? Do you want to run away from the battle?"
"Don't talk nonsense. Cheng wants to make complete preparations, prepare a lot of first-aid equipment and medicine, and then have an in-depth communication with Mr. Xu."
"Otherwise, if he gets excited and yanks me away, I don't have the appropriate emergency medicine and equipment around me.
If he really becomes prostitute, wouldn't it be like pouring a basin of sewage on our Cheng family?"
"Yes, what can I do for you?" Li Ke jumped up to him and asked expectantly.
Cheng Chubi's eyes moved down and landed on Li Ke's body. "How long has it been since you washed your feet? What are you trying to do? I'm asking you how long it's been since you washed your feet."
"I just washed it yesterday. Is it possible that you can still smell it?"
"It seems that you can't help me with the medicine, dear brother. Cheng Fa, Cheng Da, how long have you two not washed your feet?"
Cheng Chubi shook his head in disgust and glanced at the two Cheng family members not far away.
Cheng Fa and Cheng Da were stunned when their names were suddenly called. When they saw the eyes that the Third Young Master stared at, they started to squeak.
"Ah... Third Young Master, actually I just took a shower two days ago."
"To be honest, how long has it been since you took a shower?" Cheng Chubi bulged his eyes unhappily.
"I washed it the day before yesterday, but this kid didn't." Cheng Fa quickly raised his hand and pointed at his own brother.
Cheng Da looked hurt and stared at his brother aggrievedly.
"Well... ok, it's up to you. Please find a bottle and ask Chengda to take off his socks and put them in, and then pour some of the essence of the wine into it."
"I'll use it as a first-aid scenting agent later."
"Chu, Brother Chu Bi, what do you want to do?!"
Li Ke's face turned green. He wished he could go to the trough at the county government stable and lie down hard.
"Then you won't be afraid of knocking people out."
"I'm making an odorant for first aid, do you understand?" Cheng Chubi rolled his eyes at the ignorant Prince of Tang Dynasty.
You should know that in rescuing patients with syncope, in addition to performing various routine first aid,
There are also some unsophisticated methods and tricks, but of course they are all serious first aid methods, and they are all recorded in medical journals or books.
For example, smelling salts are odorants with a strong smell that are inhaled through the nasal cavity.
It will irritate the human body's respiratory organs, such as the nose and lung mucosa, aggravating respiratory movements, thereby awakening patients with syncope or epilepsy.
Cheng Chubi didn't have ammonium carbonate in his hand, but he had smelly socks that hadn't been washed for several days. The smell of these socks was probably as strong as the smelling salts of death.
After all, he has a deep understanding of the two loyal servants who have followed him through life and death for many years.
Cheng Chubi was very confident that brothers Cheng Fa and Cheng Da had typical stinky feet that had not been washed for many days and had developed sweat glands.