Chapter 2363 This is a prosthesis, it's like a special mother's million
Chapter 2363 What the hell is this prosthetic limb? It’s like a special girl that can be inserted into anything (please subscribe and vote)
Cheng Chubi almost burst into laughter, but Li Ke on the side subconsciously let out a hey and quickly coughed to cover it up.
Li Yifu's whole body is in bad shape. He's walking with a goddamn prosthetic hand. You old man, I'm not a beast lying on all fours.
Cheng Chubi quickly coughed twice and got in between the two disabled and traitorous ministers who didn't get along happily.
"Don't worry, Mr. Li. Although the prosthesis designed by Cheng cannot be used for walking, it can achieve almost all the skills your hands originally possess."
Having said this, Cheng Chubi patted the unopened box proudly and raised his eyebrows.
"Whether you want to write, eat, or even lift your belt, it can help you."
"Really?" Li Ke on the side was stunned by Brother Chu Bi's bragging.
It’s not like I’ve never seen a prosthetic hand before, and it’s not like a real person’s hand can move, so how can it meet so many posture needs.
"Haha, dear brother, if you don't believe it, come on, Cheng Fa, open it and let our user, Master Li, hold his eyes in thin palms."
Seeing how confident Cheng Sanlang was, everyone couldn't help but cheer up and looked at the opened box.
Cheng Sanlang took out a fake forearm wrapped in leather from the box, and then tied it up for Li Yifu himself.
He took a step back calmly and nodded with satisfaction. "How was it?"
"???" Li Yifu looked at his prosthetic limbs with only forearms and no hands in confusion.
Li Ke's eyelids twitched wildly and he poked Cheng Sanlang with his finger.
"Brother Chu Bi, what kind of nonsense are you making? Just half of it?"
Cheng Chubi rolled his eyes at this wise brother angrily, and raised his chin proudly towards Li Yifu.
"What do you know? Come on, Li Zhubo, tell me, what do you most want to do with your hands now?"
Li Yifu's confused old face is getting darker and darker. What I want to do most is to give you a brace, okay?
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However, he was complaining wildly in his heart, but Li Yifu really didn't dare to say that on the surface. He forced a smile and shook his bare prosthetic forearm.
"I want a hand that can write."
"Haha, no problem!" Cheng Chubi waved his hand, then reached into the box and took it out.
Everyone saw that a thick wooden stick with a length of about three inches and a spherical end appeared in Cheng Sanlang's hand.
Then, he slapped the forearm with several grooves on the front several times to fix it. Cheng Chubi picked up a pen from the side and inserted it from the middle of the ball at the front end of the thick wooden stick.
Li Yifu stared blankly at the strange thing with a wooden ball-shaped front end and a writing brush inserted in the middle.
Xu Jingzong on the side hugged his belly and almost fell off the hospital bed.
Li Ke was coughing crazily on the side. There was nothing he could do. The air was so suffocating now that he would have to fart loudly if he didn't cough.
Cheng Chubi saw Li Yifu standing there with a darkened face, and looked at his prosthetic leg without even farting.
Immediately he became unhappy, and went forward directly, took off the ball-shaped end together with the brush, and then came to the side.
Then he dipped his pen into the ink that Xu Jingzong had just practiced on, and started writing on the paper, while showing off and introducing the effects of this prosthetic limb.
"You don't want this ball, Xiao Sui. You see, this ball is connected to the fixed object using a thin spring, and it has a certain range of movement.
In this way, with a little practice, you can quickly become familiar with the strength, which will be more conducive to your display of calligraphy art."
"...Xiaguan, Xianguan, thank you Cheng Luoyang. I wonder if there is a prosthetic limb that is more like a hand?"
Li Yifu, whose eyelids were twitching wildly, could only say dryly.
Cheng Sanlang was indeed right. After being fixed in this way, the pen is very strong and will not fall off, and it can indeed be written.
But that shape is simply too ugly to look at.
"That one is completely decorative. Today I mainly show you the functionality. Look at this, this front end can replace various appliances..."
At first, Li Ke was still secretly having fun, but later on, he was really shocked by Brother Chu Bi's whimsical ideas.
Not only can you insert a pen vertically, but you can also insert a fork or a spoon after removing the front end.
Damn it! You can actually insert a dagger and an iron hook.
Li Yifu was also shocked to the point of being unable to extricate himself. This fucking limb was not a prosthetic limb. It was like everything that belonged to Te Niang could be inserted.
Everyone was dazzled by what they saw, and they couldn't understand what Cheng Sanlang was thinking.
It was not until the end that Cheng Chubi took out a prosthetic hand with five slightly curved fingers and inserted it into it.
"You see, this has only a decorative effect, but it has no functionality at all, so it is for your convenience.
Cheng also specially gives you a leather belt on which you can insert these functional plug-ins for easy access at any time."
Li Yifu looked at the belt filled with various functional plug-ins, and felt that if he really dared to wear such a belt on the street, he would probably be laughed to death by the dogs of Luoyang City.
"Cheng Luoyang is so considerate of his subordinates, Mr. Li, why don't you accept it?"
"Look, Cheng Luoyang made me such a prosthetic leg, and your prosthetic hand can really see everything except walking. I'm even jealous..."
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Cheng Chubi and Li Ke had just left the ward, and the forced smile on Li Yifu's face instantly collapsed like the stock market crashing.
"Master Li, what's your expression? Are you not satisfied with the carefully designed prosthetic hand Cheng Luoyang gave you?"
Hearing Xu Jingzong's voice next to him, Li Yifu raised his head, looked at his competitor, and smiled dryly.
"Of course Li is very satisfied. Cheng Luoyang's hard work really makes Li very grateful.
Although Li lost one of his hands, he can still walk, run and jump without any problems. But you, Mr. Xu, haha... walking with a crutch, you feel like you are in your twilight years."
"Li Yifu! Let me see if you want to be beaten." Xu Jingzong was furious and jumped up with his fingers like swords.
Even though Xu Jingzong is in his sixties, this old guy is quite strong. On the other hand, although Li Yifu is young, his physique is not as good as Xu Jingzong's.
Seeing the old guy's hair and beard holding up a cane, Li Yifu quickly raised his prosthetic hand in a defensive posture.
"Xu, what do you want to do? This is the Luoyang County government office. If you dare to injure a court official here, believe it or not, Li will impeach you to the court."
"Believe it or not, I will deal with you."
"Believe it or not, Mr. Li is impeaching you."
"You two, Cheng Luoyang invites you to the front hall to discuss matters."