Chapter 2422 Although they are all mammals, one eats grass and the other
Chapter 2422 Although they are both mammals, one eats grass and the other eats meat (please subscribe and vote)
"One is a white, soft and cute little mammal, Leporidae.
The other one is a large cat of the Mammalia class. Although they are both mammals, one eats grass and the other eats meat..."
The Emperor Li Yuan of the Tang Dynasty, who was well-read in poetry and books, was extremely knowledgeable. Hearing Cheng Sanlang's whispered chirping, which was not far away from him, his eyes darkened.
He raised his finger and pointed at Cheng Sanlang, a new generation literary giant of the Tang Dynasty. His lips were trembling for a long time, but he couldn't fart.
Li Shimin's face twisted crazily. No, this is his biological father and no one else. He must not laugh.
Sure enough, this kid Cheng Sanlang, you don't even know when his brain will be overpowered and when he will act like a monster.
General Cheng next to him was stroking his thick beard like a steel needle vigorously, not knowing what kind of expression he should put on.
On the other hand, all the biological sons buried their faces under the table, trembling as if their hands were bruised after a collective meal of cold salad.
Fortunately, the Emperor of the Tang Dynasty, who was not a man of martial ethics, finally came to his senses.
Directly give life to Cheng Sanlang, a monster who seems to have a very high level of education, but is pitifully shallow in some aspects of knowledge.
"You kid knows nothing!"
"The word "tu" that I mentioned is the prefix for grass, followed by the character for rabbit. During the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period, Chu people called tigers 'Yu Tu'.
"Warring States Policy: Chu Ce" says: It is not too late to look at the dog when you see the dodder.
"Chu Ci·Qu Yuan·Tian Wen" also has such a sentence as "What is the purpose of Jueli, but Gu Tutu is in the belly?"
Seeing his father show off his literary talent and memory in the old Cheng family, which has always claimed to be the heirloom of poetry and calligraphy, Li Shimin, the emperor of the Tang Dynasty, was naturally unwilling to be outdone by his father.
After clearing his throat, he first bowed his hands to his biological father, then flattered him every time he opened his mouth.
"My father is really powerful. He is already seventy years old, but he still has such a memory, which is really enviable to the children."
Then he turned his head, changed the tone of his words, and spoke earnestly to Cheng Sanlang, his beloved son-in-law who was not willing to study and only played cards all day long.
"My dear son-in-law, do you know that the nickname of Wang Xizhi, my favorite calligrapher and the sage of calligraphy, is also 'A Tu'."
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It suddenly dawned on Cheng Chubi that he had never expected that the originally effeminate word "tu" was actually related to tiger.
However, this made Cheng Sanlang relieved. After all, what the old Cheng family needed was heirlooms of poems and books.
To be able to stand shoulder to shoulder with the famous calligrapher in name only can be regarded as a reflection of the calligrapher's literary spirit.
After thinking about this, Cheng Sanlang respectfully bowed to Li Yuan, an old man whose reign was named Wude, but who never talked about Wude, with a very pious expression.
"When it comes to age and seniority, among all of you present, the Emperor is the most respected."
"My grandson-in-law is a younger generation, so he naturally has to listen to his elders. Since the emperor loves his great-grandson so much, he even gave the boy his nickname."
"Then, my grandson-in-law, I would like to express my gratitude to the emperor for giving me the name."
As soon as Cheng Sanlang said this, disappointment was clearly visible on the faces of Li Shimin and Cheng Yaojin.
But one is truly disappointed, and the other is half-truthful.
Li Yuan, on the other hand, was smiling happily and stroking his beard. "Okay, okay, this is my good grandson-in-law."
"You have taken good care of my good granddaughter and made them safe and sound. If the girl can live a good life, I will feel comfortable in my heart.
As an elder, I have a great-grandson born safely today. This is a great joy. I will give you five hundred pieces of silk and a thousand catties of gold..."
As Cheng Sanlang smiled happily and thanked him, Li Yuan turned his eyes and looked at his son Li Shimin with a smile.
"Xianxian son-in-law Chu Bi, you have done a good job. I have worked hard for you these days, so please stop going to the Yamen and Xiyuan.
Let’s take a good rest for a few days first and wait until Xiao Sizi is well.”
As soon as I said this, I thought that my mother-in-law had given birth to a baby and I had to work hard again.
As a result, Cheng Sanlang, who was able to justifiably skip work and dry salted fish at home, couldn't help but feel happy and saluted his father-in-law sincerely.
"My son-in-law, I would like to thank my father-in-law for his generosity."
Li Shimin looked at Cheng Sanlang and thought of his beloved son-in-law. He thought that although this boy was not very popular, he was really good to his little Sizi.
Now, my daughter, mother and son are safe, although the right to give her a baby name has been taken away by her biological father, which has reduced my happiness by at least one-third.
However, Li Shimin felt that his daughter would definitely not give birth to just one child, and he would have to make a careful calculation with his daughter later.
The biological father will decide the naming rights for his next child!
The high-spirited Emperor of the Tang Dynasty raised his wine cup and began to drink happily. It must be said that even that boy Cheng Sanlang came to the palace many times to teach the imperial chefs in the palace.
But for some reason, the taste is a little bit worse after all. The important thing is that every time I come to Cheng Mansion, there are always some new dishes that are delicious and delicious.
This made Li Shimin sigh with emotion. No wonder his daughter had identified this boy since she was a child. It seemed that she was interested in this boy not for his talent, but for his cooking skills.
After the Li Shi family gathered in the front hall, everyone from the Cheng family who could come came to see him off in person at the door of the house.
General Cheng, who has always been very willing to implement the hospitality method of making guests feel at home, coming in straight and going out sideways, was somewhat dissatisfied.
After all, His Majesty is smiling foolishly, his legs are weak, and he cannot stand up straight. He can only be carried by two fat and strong Ouchi guards.
Obviously, you can just leave the door panel, so that Your Majesty can maintain the emperor's demeanor and go out sideways.
But Queen Changsun was not willing to let His Majesty lie on the door panel, so she had to let the imperial guards carry him.
As for the old man, the Supreme Emperor, General Cheng did not dare to persuade him. After all, the old man was seventy years old and would lie down after drinking too much.
Who can guarantee that he can wake up just by lying down for a while? If he can't wake up, then it would be strange if the golden sign of the Cheng family banquet is not smashed to pieces by His Majesty who has lost his own father.
However, despite this, the steps of His Majesty the Supreme Emperor were also a little skewed.
I saw my son being carried out of the mansion by two imperial guards, and finally carried into a carriage by four imperial guards.
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Li Yuan couldn't help but shook his head in disgust, and mumbled something unknown. Unfortunately, Cheng Sanlang didn't know lip language.
But that doesn't stop him from being able to guess the general content, which means that your kid is not even as good as his biological father. Well, that's probably what it means.
Just when Cheng Sanlang was trying hard to act like the roundworm in Li Yuan's belly, imagining the other person's thinking and speaking skills.
I felt my shoulders sink, and then I saw the somewhat malicious smile on the face of the Supreme Emperor Li Yuan.