Chapter 2497 Who will speak these three-way words in this court?
Many ministers and servants unanimously picked up the tea in front of them. After all, melon seeds cannot be brought into the court in this era.
Eating melon seeds in the court hall to watch the excitement will be punished by the imperial censor, but drinking tea and watching the fun will not be a problem.
Xiao Sheren, who had a bad temper, was the first one to jump out and pointed like a sword at Cheng Sanlang, who was almost half a head taller than him.
"Okay, okay, Cheng Sanlang! How do you know someone is taking revenge? I'm afraid it has something to do with you."
As soon as he said this, Cheng Chubi couldn't help grinning happily. Almost all the viewers who saw Cheng Sanlang's wicked smile subconsciously felt that Xiao Sheren was going to suffer.
"This is Xiao She, right? Cheng wants to ask you, if you haven't offended anyone.
Who would have the time to spend the twelfth lunar month pouring smelly excrement and urine on the wall of your courtyard?"
As soon as these words came out, the entire court seemed to turn into a world of fountains, and Li Shimin couldn't help but secretly rejoice.
Fortunately, I placed the tea so far away, otherwise, I would have had to drink it with all the ministers.
"This, this is simply an insult to politeness. What a mess. How could this kid say such filth in the court?"
Fang Xuanling, the famous Prime Minister of the Tang Dynasty, did not bring tea, but he still coughed several times and shook his head in confusion.
Sure enough, immediately the censor from the palace stood up and raised his eyes towards Cheng Sanlang.
"Cheng Luoyang, you are not allowed to publicly speak such indecent words in court."
"Cheng Chengcheng, what should I call it? Please give me some advice from this censor."
"..." The imperial censor, who was responsible for the discipline of the court, instantly went numb.
I don't know who the hell would say these shitty words in this court.
"Cheng Sanlang, please be more careful. If you say dirty words again, be careful about using the butt stick."
The Emperor of the Tang Dynasty, Li Shimin, finally showed his authority. He tried hard to maintain a serious expression, raised his fingers, and gestured threateningly at Cheng Sanlang twice.
"Yes, yes, my son-in-law made a mistake." Cheng Chubi quickly expressed his apology in a kind and gentle manner.
He turned his head and looked at Xiao Sheren who looked dumbfounded, knowing that he still didn't know how to fight back.
"I am an official in charge of the administration of Luoyang. How can the troubles in Luoyang City be hidden from me with this trick?"
Cheng Chubi raised his finger and slapped it until it was only an inch away from his own eyeballs.
"I still remember the words on the wall of your house, Xiao Sheren, 'Come on, let's hurt each other.' But anyone with any brains can understand it."
"You must have offended someone, Xiao Sheren. Someone was unwilling to be humiliated and decided to take revenge on you..."
Xiao She looked at Cheng Sanlang who was talking seriously in front of him with great anger. He always felt that this boy was provoking him.
"Then Kong Jijiu and Xu Shilang didn't have any conflict with anyone, so why would they be humiliated like this?"
Cheng Chubi raised his finger, pointed at Kong Yingda and Xu Shilang, whose expressions had changed greatly, and was about to speak.
"Isn't it obvious that Kong Jijiu owes someone money and that Minister Xu is a heartless man?"
"!!!" In the court hall, there was another commotion and noise.
However, most of the eyes immediately passed over Kong Yingda, who had a dark complexion, and fell directly on Xu Shilang, who had a slap mark on his face.
Especially because of his anger, Xu Shilang jumped to his feet and roared angrily, his whole face, especially the slap mark becoming more and more obvious.
"Cheng Sanlang, Xu is innocent, why would you dare to talk nonsense like this? I want you to look good..."
Hearing this, Cheng Chubi rolled his eyes and said calmly.
"Ha... Since you want Cheng to tell you, then you can't blame me. Mr. Xu, you were in Pingkangfang without telling your wife..."
As soon as he heard the three words Pingkangfang, Xu Shilang, whose face was red with anger, suddenly turned gray and rushed out, screaming.
"Shut up! Cheng Sanlang, shut up!"
At this critical moment, His Majesty the Emperor of the Tang Dynasty, who originally only wanted to be a man of fun, also felt that something was wrong.
This special place is the highest-level office meeting in the Tang Dynasty. It is not a place for gossiping about family affairs or exposing extramarital affairs.
It was too late, but soon, Li Shimin slapped the case hard. "Shut up!"
This powerful and loud roar was like the market manager picking up the electric horn in time to control the market.
It suppressed the out-of-control scene like a market crowded with retired uncles and aunties buying food, who were pulling their hair, tearing, beating and robbing stalls.
Cheng Chubi politely bowed in the direction of his father-in-law to apologize.
The Minister Xu's face turned green and white, and he could only apologize to His Majesty obediently.
Over there, Kong Yingda hadn't even found a chance to speak out, but now he was glad that he didn't.
Otherwise, he might become the main supporting role in this court meeting. Fortunately, Xu Shilang stepped in and stole the show, and he really became the master of the show attracting all the attention.
When I thought about this colleague, after leaving the court meeting, I was afraid that he would have to crawl around to clean up the mess to prevent the famous shrew in his family from causing violence in the family again.
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Li Bingbu, who was watching the excitement but did not take it too seriously, could not help but whisper to Cheng Yaojin beside him.
"...Oh, Lao Cheng, I discovered that the third child of your family is really better at provoking people in the court."
Cheng Yaojin was too lazy to pay attention to this bad friend who kept talking nonsense. He smacked his mouth and looked at his doll with a happy face.
As expected of our Cheng family. We are both talented in both civil and military skills. We are familiar with calligraphy and know the art of war and strategy. We will never fight an unprepared battle.
In just a few words, those elegant scum with all their might were made to look pale.
Li Shimin looked at the ministers and ministers in the palace with a sullen face. He knew that he could not let Cheng Sanlang continue.
No one can say for sure how many more naughty things this kid Cheng Sanlang will have to say.
"Cheng Sanlang, this is a very serious court, not a city, so don't talk nonsense."
"Furthermore, as the order of Luoyang, you are in charge of the public security and people's livelihood affairs in Luoyang. If something like this happened in Luoyang city, it is actually your fault. Do you admit it or not?"
"Admit it." Cheng Chubi curled his lips secretly, but at this time, he could only admit it honestly.
This was indeed a mess within the jurisdiction of the Luoyang Order, but at least I felt good about it.
"This matter has stained the residences of ministers and ministers in the court and damaged the reputation of all ministers and ministers. Therefore, I have decided to fine you one year's salary as a warning to others."
Li Shimin didn't pay any attention to Cheng Sanlang's whisper and shouted quickly and quickly.
"In addition, I order you to thoroughly investigate this matter. If such bad actions occur again in Luoyang City, no matter who it is, I will not let him go."
When he said the last sentence, Li Shimin's eyes suddenly turned sharp. He glanced at the civil and military officials in the hall and saw that everyone lowered their heads in understanding.
Then he snorted with satisfaction and raised his fingers towards Cheng Sanlang.
"Retreat from the court, you boy, come here with me."