"Uncle Zhao, this alone is not enough, we have to change our posture."
Cheng Chubi saw Mr. Zhao Kun looking at him sideways and quickly patted his camouflaged belly.
"...I'm just like you, isn't this appropriate?"
Zhao Kun looked at the same long beard that reached his belly. If he and Cheng Sanlang stuffed pillows here again, they would feel something was wrong.
"Haha, don't worry, Uncle Zhao, you don't have to learn from me, just tie this thing to your back.
In this way, our uncle and nephew will become forward and backward, and they will not be the same."
"...Protruding forward, curling back..." When Zhao Kun heard this word, his eyelids suddenly jumped wildly, and he always felt that something was wrong.
But Cheng Sanlang was right. Since he didn't want to stretch out his belly like him, he could only look at his back and think of a solution. Why not tie a pillow up to his buttocks?
Old men, if you were wearing an extremely exaggerated buttocks, your wife would be extremely embarrassed.
Come on, it seems that I can only pretend to be a hunchback with a long beard...
Li Ke was grinning happily on the deck outside for a long time. When he heard the movement behind him, he turned his head and his expression became distorted again.
Two men with long beards reaching down to their midriffs, one with a straight belly and the other with a hunched back.
The personal guards behind them who had also undergone simple disguises and changed clothes followed the two men with long beards and midriffs. They wanted to laugh but did not dare to laugh.
That style of painting is really eye-catching to the extreme.
Fortunately, Li Ke was afraid of being kicked into Luoshui by these two easy-going guys who were obviously in a bad mood, so he quickly put on a convinced attitude and raised his thumbs.
"Tall, really tall. I really can't tell what you two looked like before."
"real?"
"Of course it's true, right? Let's talk about it..." Li Ke glanced at the guards behind him. The expressions of a group of guards were twisted, but their heads were almost doubled.
Cheng Chubi glanced at his beer belly, which was slightly inferior to Li Ke's, and then glanced at Zhao Kun's hunchback next to him, and his mood suddenly improved a lot.
He stroked his belly-length beard, which was the same style as Guan Yuncheng's, and waved his big hand, very boldly.
"Okay, dear brother, please go back to the cabin and stay well. For my brother's sake, Uncle Zhao and I will go ahead."
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Time passed bit by bit, and Li Zhi had already opened his eyes when his genius had just been polished.
I started to get up and wash up. After breakfast, I started to dress up.
As for the outside of the palace, from the main entrance of the palace to the Zodiac Bridge, there are already many armored warriors standing there, and it is already heavily guarded.
About two thousand elite Qianniu Guards lined up in formation, waiting for the emperor's arrival.
And all the civil and military ministers who wanted to accompany Li Zhi to participate in the enthronement ceremony also rushed towards the palace one after another.
This made the large square outside the palace seem more noisy than before.
There were also many people who liked to watch the excitement and came over early to stay, but they were all blocked within a stone's throw of the Yellow Path Bridge.
At this moment, Cheng Sanlang, who had a long beard reaching down to his belly, had joined the ranks of those meddlesome people, crowded among the crowd, and looked at the direction of the square.
After a long wait, the heavy palace door finally slowly opened, and the third generation of the Tang Dynasty, oh no, the enthronement ceremony of Li Zhi, the false emperor of the Tang Dynasty, finally showed his face.
At this moment, Zhang Liang, who was leading his troops out of the Dingding Gate in the south of Luoyang City, couldn't help but rein in his horse's head and looked back.
Her expression was that of a resentful woman who longed for her husband to go away.
He kept looking towards the north, and from time to time he turned his head to look at the teams that were marching further south.
At this moment, Wang Zhonglang next to him couldn't help but laugh.
"Commander, there is no need to worry. Your Majesty should have just left the palace not long ago. It will take you two-quarters of an hour to get here."
Zhang Liang nodded noncommittally, turned his face, and looked at General Wang Zhonglang, who was wearing a helmet and armor, but still looked like an elegant scholar.
Then he looked at the soldiers behind him who were wearing helmets and armor and were very vigilant, and then he smiled meaningfully.
He began to ride his horse slowly and continued southward along the road, bragging and spanking with his generals.
However, the Wang Zhonglang general obviously didn't want to deal with Zhang Liang, a coach from a poor background, and those vulgar warriors from the Jinwu Guard.
But considering that when something big happens, it won't be long before he will replace Zhang Liang and hold the military power of Zuo Jinwu Guard.
In the end, he still wore a reserved but friendly smile, and made a few remarks from time to time to show off his profound knowledge and his ability to learn and apply the words in the military book at his fingertips.
Although these rough guys from the Jinwu Guard didn't understand what they were hearing, they were still very cooperative and flattering.
This made Wang Zhonglang feel very relieved, and he continued to walk southward while bragging.
At this moment, a fast horse galloped over and rushed to Zhang Liang to report that His Majesty's chariot had already left the city and was heading this way.
Everyone was refreshed and all their eyes fell on Zhang Liang.
I saw Zhang Liang suddenly turned his head and looked towards the roadside, and let out a light sigh.
"What happened to the commander?" a general asked.
I saw Zhang Liang raising his whip and pointing towards a high slope not far from the road.
"Come on, follow me over there and take a look. There's something not right over there."
As soon as these words came out, the generals and generals agreed with a loud voice and wanted to follow Zhang Liang in the direction he pointed.
Seeing this scene, General Wang Zhonglang couldn't help but shout.
"Wait a minute, the commander-in-chief is the leader of an army. If there is anything abnormal, he should just go and investigate in front of the soldiers. Why go there in person?"
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As soon as he said these words, he saw that the eyes on his face began to become very strange.
Zhang Liang chuckled, stroking his long beard and saying meaningfully.
"If General Wang Zhonglang feels there is danger ahead, just stay here."
Seeing Zhang Liang, surrounded by a group of generals, galloping towards the high slope beyond Li Xu, General Wang Zhonglang's face suddenly turned green and white.
"Old dog, how dare you humiliate me like this? Go and follow me."
After saying these words, General Wang Zhonglang, surrounded by several soldiers, chased Zhang Liang and his party on horseback.
In the land of Lixu, Zhang Liang was the first to ride his horse up the high slope and look into the distance. Soon, Zhang Liang also rode up.
"Commander, what's going on here? Why didn't I see anything?"
"Wang Zhonglang, haven't you noticed over there?" Zhang Liang suddenly raised his hand and pointed to the southeast.
Just when the attention of General Wang Zhonglang and his soldiers was subconsciously attracted, Zhang Liang's arm swung down fiercely. "Kill!"