Chapter 2771 When Zhao Guogong goes to the Taoist gate, it seems too fake, right? (
Chapter 2771: Doesn’t it seem too fake for Duke Zhao to go to Taoism? (Please subscribe and vote)
There is a way to make it difficult for Changsun Wuji to travel far and stay in Luoyang.
Just let him break his arms and legs. In this way, Your Majesty will have a reason to save Changsun Wuji from having to endure hardships thousands of miles away.
However, my father-in-law may not agree to let Changsun Wuji lose his arms and legs, but it is not impossible to arrange for him to become seriously ill.
Your Majesty felt pity for the hero and was afraid that he would die on the way, so he allowed him to return to Luoyang to recuperate. This is very reasonable.
Your Majesty is generous and benevolent, and does not want his former heroes to die of serious illness, and the civil and military officials have nothing to say.
Can you still not allow a dying patient to return to Luoyang to receive better treatment? That shows that you are too cold-blooded.
You might even be despised by your colleagues. After all, no one can guarantee that they won’t have such a day.
"What do you mean by this, Third Young Master?" Cheng Ji was a little confused. Didn't you, the resourceful Third Young Master, consider the consequences in advance?
"Uncle Ji's words provided me with an excellent inspiration, hahaha..."
Cheng Chubi continued to write and draw on the drawings with great excitement. Once his ideas became clear, he could no longer stop drawing the design drawings.
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"The method is actually very simple, that is, you, my father-in-law, need to personally come forward to persuade Zhao Guogong and let him pretend to be ill."
"...Pretending to be sick?" Li Shimin looked at Cheng Sanlang, who had not appeared in front of him for two days, and couldn't help but uttered something.
"Good son-in-law, if he pretends to be ill, wouldn't he become the laughing stock of the world if a doctor finds out that he is pretending to be ill?"
As soon as he said this, he saw Cheng Sanlang in front of him raised his thumb and nodded to himself.
That show off appearance made Li Shimin react instantly and his eyes lit up.
"When the time comes...you mean, you go to help him diagnose and treat him, right?"
Cheng Chubi nodded, confidently.
"Yes, except for my son-in-law, no one dares to take on this important task. Moreover, everyone in the world knows that my son-in-law and I will not deal with Duke Zhao, and I will definitely enforce the law impartially."
Li Shimin smacked his lips. Don't mention it. Changsun Wuji fell ill, and he sent an imperial doctor to treat him. If the matter was not kept secret, it would be easy for the secret to leak out.
After all, I am the Emperor of the Tang Dynasty, and I do everything according to the rules and regulations, just in case someone exposes me.
Those ministers and workers would feel that the Emperor of the Tang Dynasty, who was always fair, just and open, had gone too far and actually wanted to use such means to help Changsun Wuji escape punishment.
When the public sentiment becomes turbulent, I am afraid that the pressure will be even greater. On the contrary, if Cheng Sanlang comes forward, it will really have a miraculous effect.
After all, the old Cheng family, who gave up civility and followed martial arts, and the eldest grandson's family, who gave up martial arts and followed civilisation, have always been in conflict with each other.
In addition, Changsun Wuji had an unspeakable secret disease, and after being treated by Cheng Sanlang, it became known to the whole world.
Well, in short, this kid has been at odds with Changsun Wuji for many years, and it can be said that it is known to both the government and the public.
He stood up and said that Changsun Wuji was very ill, and others really wouldn't suspect this kid.
"My dear son-in-law, although your method is clever, it can only relieve temporary worries. You can't really let Wuji hide in the house to recuperate for the rest of his life, right?"
"The most ingenious part of my father-in-law and son-in-law's plan is that it is carried out in two steps."
Cheng Chubi raised two fingers. Zhao Kun's eyelids twitched wildly when he saw Cheng Sanlang's lewd expression.
"Xian son-in-law, you've already finished the first step. This second step won't be some messy trick, right?"
Li Shimin looked at Cheng Sanlang with suspicion, and couldn't help but feel a little guilty.
After all, this kid Cheng Sanlang is a very typical double-edged sword, the kind that can hurt others as well as himself.
Especially the entire city of Luoyang was bombed into a mess, and the people of Luoyang City are still complaining about it to this day.
Li Shimin really didn't dare to think about it. The first step was relatively serious, but the second step was probably a hidden mystery.
"The second strategy is actually very simple. My son-in-law used an analogy. When Zhao Guogong was recuperating, he felt that life was worse than death, his heart was filled with despair, and all his thoughts were despairing..."
He used too many adjectives and saw that His Majesty's face was turning blue and his eyes were turning red. Cheng Chubi quickly braked in time, tilted his mouth, and slid into the other passing lane.
"I decided to pluck out all the hair on my body, cut off countless dust roots, and show my determination to secede from society..."
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"Pull out all the hair on your body?!" Li Shimin's voice suddenly rose an octave higher.
"Ah, this... my son-in-law is putting it too simply. It means pulling out a knife and shaving all the hair on your body."
Li Shimin felt as if a ball of fire suddenly rose up in his heart, and he wanted to pull out his knife and shave off this kid's skin.
God shaved off his hair, cut off his roots, cut himself off from society. There is no word that would not be damaged.
Zhao Kun, who was serving tea next to him, poured a bowl of tea and spilled almost half of it, his hands shaking constantly.
He hurriedly picked up a towel and wiped off the water stains on the desk, then gave Cheng Sanlang a vicious sideways look, signaling the kid to pay attention to his words.
Li Shimin raised his fingers and pointed at Cheng Sanlang for a long time. Finally, for the sake of serious business, he refrained from beating his beloved son-in-law violently. Instead, he fell into deep thought and considered the balance.
After thinking about it carefully, I have to admit that although the idea that this guy Cheng Sanlang came up with is very simple, the problem is the one with the lowest risk and the highest return.
Moreover, Li Shimin also figured out the reason why Cheng Sanlang took two steps.
The first step is that the punishment of Changsun Wuji is at least reasonable and will not make the civil and military officials of the court feel that the punishment is too light. It also achieves the effect of shocking the world.
The most clever thing is to let Changsun Wuji go to the place where he was relegated first, and then the demon moth appeared in the middle of the road. Ahem, something happened.
At this time, His Majesty sent Cheng Sanlang to diagnose and treat him and confirmed that his condition was very serious. If he did not return to Luoyang for treatment, he might not live to be demoted.
In this way, the generosity and benevolence of the Emperor of the Tang Dynasty were shown again.
The disease was cured slowly and for a period of time. After the limelight gradually subsided, Changsun Wuji made the decision to escape from the world of mortals.
If I continue to operate in secret, Changsun Wuji's stay in Luoyang will not cause too many twists and turns.
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"Xian son-in-law, I just heard that you wanted Changsun Wuji to join the Buddhist sect. Isn't it possible for the Taoist sect?"
"My father-in-law, does it seem too fake for Zhao Guogong to go to Taoism?"
"...What do you mean?" Li Shimin looked at Cheng Sanlang, who was full of desire to complain, and his face darkened.
"...My son-in-law felt that if Mr. Zhao shaved off his bald head with nine scars and put on a cassock, he would be more like a monk who has cut off the world.
Of course, this is just my son-in-law’s family opinion. You can be happy however you want."
Anyway, I gave you my opinion. Whether you like to listen to it or not is your own business. Even if you want him to be a few decades older and enter the palace, it’s no problem to get along with you day and night.