Chapter 2781 The virtuous son-in-law did not have any demon moths this time, and the result was unscrupulous
"Wuji, what's wrong with you? Your brows are furrowed so tightly, but what's wrong with you?"
Facing the caring looks from His Majesty and his sister, Changsun Wuji forced a smile. Just as he was about to speak, he felt something jump out from below.
"Boom, boom, squeak..."
Li Shimin and Queen Changsun and his wife froze on the spot, lowering their heads in unison, and then looked at Changsun Wuji with disbelief on their faces.
Changsun Wuji's face instantly turned purple, then gradually turned green, and then turned frightened gray-white again.
"...Your Majesty, Rong Wuji goes to clean his hands first."
With a look of horror on his face, he turned around and ran staggeringly into the distance, looking like he wanted to run faster, but he had to control his sphincter in an awkward gait.
"Master, wait for me..." Seeing his master running awkwardly while taking off his belt, eldest son Zhongping was also shocked and hurriedly chased after him.
Li Shimin and Empress Changsun were left standing dumbfounded in the courtyard of the Imperial Mansion, messy in the wind.
Zhao Kun and Hu Shanggong, who were standing not far behind them, were almost amused by Uncle Changsun's prank.
"What's going on?" Li Shimin wiped his face vigorously, and his eyes fell on General Lu, the general of the Ouchi guard who continued to take care of the eldest son Sun Wuji.
General Lu was not much better, he also looked confused at this moment.
"Your Majesty, I don't know, but I have been fine today. Uncle Changsun has a good appetite and has nothing wrong with him."
"..." Li Shimin smacked his mouth, thinking that the string of wonderful sounds from the Xu Gong just now were not at all like a normal person coming out of the Xu Gong.
Is it possible that Changsun Wuji's secret disease has happened again? But the question is, if he has a secret disease, shouldn't he be unable to get out of it?
Listening to the sound of the virtual palace, it clearly feels like a precursor to something approaching suddenness.
This made Li Shimin couldn't help but think of a new possibility. Could it be that his beloved son-in-law whose mind is not much wider than the eye of a needle?
Did he do something unethical before leaving here, so that Wuji, who had never dealt with him, would suffer a little?
Hmm... Just when Li Shimin was lost in thought, Empress Changsun beside her also had a strange look on her face and subconsciously looked at her husband.
That expression, that look in his eyes, it seems that both husband and wife have the same intention of going together.
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"Tell me, was there anything strange when Cheng Sanlang left?"
Li Shimin gently patted the back of his beloved wife's hand to tell Empress Changsun to be calm, and asked General Lu calmly.
"Your Majesty, I didn't notice anything strange about Cheng Sanlang."
General Lu's heart trembled. After thinking seriously for a long time, he could only answer honestly.
"...Then did he do something or say something?"
"Oh, when Cheng Sanlang left, he told Uncle Changsun to eat lightly and not to eat a lot of meaty food."
"It's said that I've eaten too much in the past few days, and eating too much greasy food can easily make me sick."
"Uncle Changsun Guo ate lard cake, braised pork, and half a roast chicken today..."
"..." Li Shimin and Empress Changsun looked at each other and sighed helplessly. Well, what else can I say? Wuji clearly brought it on himself.
Changsun Wuji was squatting on the toilet, with tears streaming down his face, looking up at the ceiling, and his stomach felt like he was rebelling.
The intestines that were struggling to wriggle would make strange screams from time to time, accompanied by bursts of sound like a fountain in the bucket.
Changsun Zhongping silently looked at his master, whose eyes were red and moaning in pain, and couldn't help but stamp his feet and cursed.
"Cheng Sanlang, this bastard!"
"???" Changsun Wuji looked at Changsun Zhongping with some surprise. "Why, did you see what he did in the food?"
Changsun Zhongping quickly shook his head in denial.
"That's not true, but I think that if that boy Cheng Sanlang doesn't remind the master.
Maybe you can eat less, Master, and you won’t be so diarrhea..."
"..." Changsun Wuji blinked, hey, there is some truth in what he said, if it weren't for that little brat's gibbering.
Maybe I won't be so rebellious and can really endure a mouthful when eating.
"This bastard, I and him, chi chi chi..." He didn't even finish his words, he was leaking like gushing...
Li Shimin and Empress Changsun waited for a long time before they saw the ugly-looking Changsun Wuji again.
He just looked like he was dying, sat down with a forced smile, and chatted for a few words.
Changsun Wuji once again held his belly and ran away.
"Unexpectedly, Chu Bi's virtuous son-in-law didn't show any signs of evil this time, but Wuji himself..."
Empress Changsun raised her hand to hold her forehead. She really had a headache, but at least her brother didn't have to travel to thousands of mountains. She was afraid of having diarrhea, so it was a lesson to him.
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After Changsun Wuji returned to Luoyang, he was imprisoned in the palace to recover from his illness. It is said that because of his serious illness, Cheng Sanlang personally went to treat the uncle Changsun.
It is said that he opened a knife again on the uncle Changsun Guo who had made a big mistake. It is also said that the uncle Changsun Guo was still suffering from anorectal related diseases.
After hearing the news, all the important officials in the imperial court who knew the inside story couldn't help but become vigilant. Without even thinking about it, the eldest grandson's uncle must have suffered from severe constipation again.
I just didn't expect that his condition would be so serious that it could no longer be solved by the power of medicine and stone.
Cheng Sanlang actually had to take action himself, disembowel the abdomen and remove the stones (this is not a false word, dried feces is also called feces.
By the way, I would like to remind everyone that this thing is not the same type as the bezoar dog treasure. It is worthless and has no medicinal value or collection value.)
Faced with such recurring hidden illnesses and chronic diseases, it seems that everyone should pay attention. After all, a large number of civil and military officials in the dynasty were elderly.
When I was young, I ate too much, but when I reached middle age, I didn’t pay attention to taking care of myself, so I would have more or less gastrointestinal diseases.
In particular, hemorrhoids, constipation and other related hidden diseases have caused the sales of Nakaiselu in Cheng's Pharmacy to increase by nearly 50%.
Moreover, most of the people who came to buy this medicine were servants from the houses of high-ranking officials.
However, these did not attract the attention of Cheng Sanlang, who now regards money as a number.
At this moment, his eyes fell on the basket in front of him that was already in the heat, gradually expanding, and the bottom of the basket had broken away from the ground.
Fortunately, the cables on all sides were tightly trapped, preventing the hot air balloon from rising into the sky.
On the side, Li Ke's handsome face was turning purple at this moment, and he kept reaching out to scratch Fang Jun beside him.
"It's so big, so round, and it can actually fly."
"For Brother De, can you be more honest with your hands? If you can, go and scratch Brother Chubi. Don't keep scratching me."