Chapter 2794 What kind of people like to play duck boats the most? Children?
"Brother Chu Bi's words make sense, but I think you don't need to worry too much, brother Chu Bi."
"Brother Dejiao is also a ranger who has been wandering around the world for many years, and his ability to survive is first-class.
After so many years of life and death, he still has everything he needs, which shows that he is a man of great luck."
Li Ke laughed and started to persuade, and then he dropped a pair of kings directly on the table.
"Bomb, one, two, three, four, five, straight, hehe, I'm sorry, little brother, I won again."
Cheng Chubi and Fang Jun looked at His Highness the King of Wu, who was very skillful today, with dark expressions on their faces, and helplessly threw the cards in their hands on the eucalyptus table.
Li Ke was shuffling the cards happily, and suddenly thought of something serious.
"By the way, brother Chu Bi, haven't those guys from the Japanese country been caught yet?"
Cheng Chubi shook his head helplessly and sighed.
"No, during the Luoyang Incident, the Japanese envoys immediately escaped from the post house and didn't know where they hid."
"After all, the Japanese country is in the Tang Dynasty, but there are many envoys sent to the Tang Dynasty here. They can hide wherever they want."
"The longer time delays, the slimmer the hope becomes. I even wonder if those guys have already left Heluo and fled back to Japan."
When Li Ke heard the news, he took a breath as if he had a toothache.
"If you have really escaped back to Japan, this will be a troublesome matter."
"No, your ninth brother actually agreed to the change of the Japanese country's name, and even rewarded them with a lot of property."
"Isn't it because he wanted the Japanese envoy to be a model for the Tang Dynasty and Tibetans? As a result, his position as the pseudo-emperor was reduced even before he became popular."
"But the Japanese country really took advantage of it, alas..."
"My father also knows about this, but the Japanese country and the Tang Dynasty are across the sea, and transportation is very inconvenient.
Even if you want to make the letter of credence count, it will be difficult for the news to reach the Japanese country in a short period of time."
"In anger, my father has issued an order to expel all the envoys sent to the Tang Dynasty to return to Japan. However, there is no clue to solve the mess caused by the ninth brother."
"Haha, if I were your father, I would definitely beat the scoundrel with a big stick first and then say something bad."
"Pfft..." Fang Junsheng, who was drinking tea, choked and his face turned red.
"..." Li Ke looked at Brother Chu Bi with a dark look on his face, who had a steely mouth and was full of hatred.
I always feel that this guy is trying to take advantage of me, but there is no evidence.
"Third Young Master, Third Young Master, the boat is ready to launch. Do you want to go over and take a look?"
Deng Chengxin rushed over from outside at this time and shouted loudly.
Cheng Chubi threw the bad cards in his hand on the eucalyptus table. "No more fighting. Let's go. Brother, I will take you to take a look at the treasure."
"What baby?"
"The ox pulls the boat."
"Brother Chu Bi, are you asking cows to be trackers?"
"...No, no, no, you guessed it wrong. Brother, I just improved the previous paddle steamer, and I just happened to be testing it today."
"Let's go, let's hear what you say, brother Chu Bi, I really want to go take a look..."
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"Ah, this..." Li Ke and Fang Jun had expressions of shock on their faces, looking straight at the wooden ducks floating on the water.
"Brother Chu Bi, is this a boat?"
Cheng Chubi strode to the pier and admired the cute and cute duck boat with great pleasure.
"Nonsense, what is this if it's not a boat? Do you think it's a real duck?"
"This uses the design of a paddle wheel ship, but the paddle wheel is placed in this position, and the hull is carefully built, making it look like a duck..."
"Brother Chu Bi, let's not talk about improvement. Let's get a beautiful goose or swan. Even if it doesn't work, the shape of the whole mandarin duck will be much better than this."
"Look at the big whites of this duck's eyes and its stupid look. If it got into the water, it would be laughed to death."
"Do you understand aesthetics? This thing is just for children to play with. It's too beautiful for what's the use.
It is necessary to have this unique design style to impress people.”
"And this kind of shape is also very easy to make. It is of high quality and reasonably priced. If you make it into a swan, peacock or something like that, the labor cost will be astronomical if the feathers are withered, okay?"
"A few days ago, your grandfather complained to me, my brother, that he was also the major shareholder of Hantang Trading Company."
"I only know how to bring him food all day long, and I don't get him any new and wonderful treasures."
"Obviously, he has sent a set of fairy baskets to his Ten Thousand Kingdoms Garden, but your grandfather is still not satisfied.
The water surface of Jinghu Lake is too monotonous, so let me add some color to it. There are big yellow ducks, big green ducks, big red ducks, big purple ducks, and big white ducks. The colors are so bright, your grandpa will definitely like them."
I watched Brother Chu Bi pointing confidently at those ugly and plump duck boats squawking in front of him.
Li Ke glanced at Fang Jun, who was holding his belly and about to pull him over, and slumped on the ground dumbfounded.
"...Brother Chu Bi, I don't think my grandpa will like it."
"Okay, okay, Brother Weide, whether your grandpa likes it or not, I have never played on a paddle boat. Come on, let's give it a try first and get a feel for it."
Think about it in later generations of lake and boating parks. What kind of people like to play duck boats the most? Children? Wrong.
They are those rough old men who are too idle, like now, Cheng Sanlang, Li Ke, Fang Jun, and a few close guards, two of them are one duck.
The water splashed everywhere, and the ugly and cute ducks of various colors quickly jumped out of the small tributary like arrows flying off the side.
Start marching on the Luoshui River where boats flow endlessly.
Facing this weird duck boat with different colors, the wild laughter coming from the duck boat made the boats on the Luo River run away one after another.
Everyone was deeply shocked by this wooden duck boat with its bright and vulgar colors.
Cheng Sanlang and others chased each other and kept racing on the Luoshui River. They rushed into the Luoshui Waterway of Luoyang City. Seeing more and more people watching, they hurriedly retreated.
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In the city of Luoyang, duck boats with gaudy colors and very ugly shapes suddenly appeared and ran rampant.
Although it only appeared in the waterways in Luoyang City for a short time and then disappeared quickly, this very novel and strange ship was quickly spread among the people of Luoyang who gossiped about good things.
The next day, Cheng Sanlang was once again picked up by Li Yuan with a big stick, and the embarrassing incident of being driven to the gate of Jinghu Lake in Wanguo Garden was once again spread to Li Shimin's ears.
The Emperor of the Tang Dynasty laughed very unnaturally, and it took him almost half a year to hold the incense stick, and then he had time to appreciate the impeachment memorials that were sent up, and it was the impeachment of Cheng Sanlang...