Chapter 292 You promised to cut your neck for a lifetime, but you all took a knife
Chapter 292: I promised to cut my throat for the rest of my life, but you stabbed me with a knife (please subscribe and vote)
"Uncle, let's not talk about birds for now. Let's talk about your dog first."
Cheng Chubi felt that if he didn't change the topic, the excited Uncle Li could talk about birds all night long.
Master Li finally thought of the purpose of asking his son to invite Cheng Chubi over. After inviting the two juniors to take their seats, he asked with concern about Heimei's situation.
After hearing Cheng Chubi's words that Heimei could still be saved, Master Li couldn't help but feel overjoyed and immediately nodded in agreement.
Let Cheng Chubi find some space and come over to perform surgery on his pet dog.
Just feel free and bold to operate on his pet dog, even if it cannot be cured, it will be fine.
The worst case scenario is that Hei Mei, who has an extremely excellent pedigree, can be turned into a breeding dog, unable to go to the battlefield, but at least he can pass on the family line to the next generation.
This kind of approach immediately made Cheng Chubi and Li Ke think of Brother Niu.
Speaking of which, Brother Niu had already arrived in Liangzhou a few months after he left. Through his father's relationship, he became a captain in the Liangzhou garrison.
The so-called school captain, unlike in the Qin and Han dynasties, was just a low-level officer in the Tang Dynasty, that is, he was in charge of a battalion of two hundred people.
But with Brother Niu’s ability, there will definitely be no problem.
I just hope that Brother Niu can work hard, start a career as soon as possible, become famous, and return to Chang'an to marry a wife and have children.
So that I can satisfy Uncle Niu’s wish.
Master Li was very happy to learn that his dog's leg injury could be saved, and invited him to drink frequently.
Well, the Bird Thief General's family is not like the old Cheng family, who go around scaring people with that weird-tasting Sanlejiang all day long.
Their wine is made from pure grapes, without any water or essence. It is not as strong as the old Cheng family's secret wine.
But having said that, Lao Li's cooking method of poultry is really unique, regardless of what kind of poultry they are.
The texture and flavor after cooking are quite palatable, but this guest uncle likes to mention them by name.
"Did you see it? This is braised crow meat. It tastes good, right? And here are fried crow wings.
There isn’t much meat in this thing, but if it’s fried and crispy, it will taste really delicious.”
Cheng Chubi and Li Ke were really frightened after eating this meal, and from time to time they had to drink a glass of grape wine to calm down their fear.
"Uncle, you are really amazing. There are thousands of birds in the world, but you can cook them with delicious food in your hands."
"Haha...it's just normal. I like to eat these two-legged things, but I'm not happy to eat four-legged ones."
Cheng Chubi was immediately impressed by Uncle Li's master. At least his dietary philosophy was in line with the healthy diet concepts of later generations.
"It makes sense. There is a saying that it is better to eat two legs than to eat four legs, and it is better to eat no legs than to eat two legs."
"What do you mean, there can be living creatures without legs?" Li Qi asked curiously as he was chewing on the neck of a crow or an eagle.
Cheng Chubi didn't bother to ask what kind of eagle it was. After all, he really didn't know which eagle was protected at what level.
Anyway, as long as you eat, you will definitely get free police car transportation, free platinum bracelets, and free meals and accommodation.
In addition, there are long-term closed tour groups that regularly watch film and television programs together, integrating leisure, entertainment and social education.
"Brother, have you forgotten that no one who swims in the water has any legs?" Li Ke smiled, and a sense of intellectual superiority suddenly emerged.
Li Qi suddenly became unhappy when he saw Li Ke's smug expression.
"Brother De, don't forget that frogs, toads, and tortoises can also swim in the water. Don't they have four legs?"
Li Ke's face immediately turned dark. Damn frog, toad, can you stop trying to fight me?
"My dear brother, what you said makes sense. Shrimps and crabs have more legs." Cheng Chubi stabbed the knife beside him with joy.
Li Ke glanced at Li Qi and Cheng Chubi with a resentful look, these two bastards.
We promised to cut my throat for the rest of my life, but you ended up going out of your way to stab me in the waist with a knife.
Uncle Li Keshi was quite gentle and encouraged him to eat but not drink, so he entered the residence of the Bird Thief General.
You don’t have to drink wine, but you must try the poultry meat. It’s not complete until you taste it.
After eating and drinking, Cheng Chubi and Li Ke left Master Li's mansion holding on to the wall.
Brother Li Qi even went out of his way to chase after him, carrying a piece of dry goods in one hand, um, pickled wild duck.
Li Qi said that this thing tastes great, especially when used to make stews, it is particularly delicious.
Cheng Chubi and Li Ke could only accept the kindness with a smile. But not far from the Li Mansion, Li Ke told Cheng Chubi.
During this time, he felt uncomfortable when touching birds. In addition, the old Cheng family had a large family and was not picky about food, so he gave it to Cheng Chubi.
I was carrying these two reddish-brown dried wild ducks. They had flat mouths and could be eaten at a glance.
If it's crow drying, owl drying, vulture drying and the like.
Cheng Chubi would definitely throw it away quietly halfway, after all, eating those things would be too stressful.
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On the day of rest, Cheng Chubi came to Li's Mansion again with his own treatment box and two loyal assistants.
He performed bone surgery on the male dog named Heimei. On his way back, Bi took out his surgical tools.
Whether it was Li Qi or Li Keshi, the eyes of the father and son were twitching. Each piece and handle looked like such ferocious metal instruments.
Li Qi's face was full of novelty, and he picked up a pair of scissors that looked very domineering at first glance. He suspected that the scissors could cut even thin bones in two.
"I said, brother, it's just an operation on a dog. Don't do it. I remember that you haven't used so many operations on people."
"Why does that nephew Chu Bi still have a saw? This thing can also be used for surgery?" Master Li Ke stroked his long beard.
He looked at the saws, awls, iron awls, iron chisels, etc. inside.
Well, there are even files, shovels and other things. The more I look at them, the more I feel something is wrong.
"Surgery is different, okay? It's tissue cutting. It doesn't require many specific tools, but you want to perform orthopedic surgery."
Cheng Chubi chuckled. "You need professional orthopedic surgery tools, which are specifically designed for bones. Naturally they need to be strong and powerful enough."
Otherwise, if the bones are not broken, the tool will be broken first, which will be a lot of fun.
Cheng Chubi started saving this pile of tools since he came back from Jiucheng Palace. After all, he heard that His Highness the Crown Prince Li Chengqian had fallen and injured the back of his leg.
Just in case, but unfortunately I never had a chance to try them out, these tools are still made of fine iron.
In fact, it should already be of the steel grade, and it has a beautiful bright silver color. It made Li Qi, who was squatting in the operating room with his dog, click his tongue.
"Brother, you are so generous. I'm afraid it will cost you a lot of money just to do these surgeries, right?"
"Haha... You are right. This box of orthopedic surgery tools alone costs two hundred yuan."
Cheng Chubi looked at these tools with a sense of accomplishment. Although he was very proud, his heart ached badly.
Two hundred coppers is not a small amount of money. You have to work for at least half a year, especially for Cheng Chubi who has not received a single copper as a salary.
Even now, the Xiyu Glazed Shop is secretly selling those good treasures worth one or two thousand guan each, and 90% of the money earned belongs to Cheng Chubi.
Cheng Chubi, who couldn't see the red-fluttered bills and didn't have a mobile phone in his pocket that could make electronic payments, would always feel like a poor man.
This is the ultimate definition of poverty for the new youth of the 21st century.
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