Chapter 314 Grandpa, look, there's a stupid big black bear! (
Chapter 314 Grandpa, look, there is a big stupid black bear! (Please subscribe and vote)
Cheng Chubi stared blankly at His Highness the Crown Prince, who was looking at him eagerly, and almost subconsciously flew over.
"You mean, skills in picking up girls?"
"Brother Chu Bi, why did you say this? What else is picking up girls?" Li Chengqian looked at the dazed Cheng Chubi in confusion.
"Well, don't worry about a certain word. I understand what you mean, but you have to let me think about it first..."
Cheng Chubi rubbed his eyebrows a little bit. Damn it, let me, a straight man with countless good guy cards, teach you how to pick up girls?
Haha... I'll collect the personal card for you. You can have this, but how do you fall in love...
Cheng Chubi's expression became very serious, and the tall and majestic Cheng began to maintain the posture of a thinker and fell into deep thought.
Li Chengqian on the side saw Cheng Chubi showing such a rare serious expression, and he couldn't help but beat a drum in his heart.
Fortunately, I still have a friend to ask for advice. You can tell by looking at Brother Chu Bi's expression that how to get along well with women is indeed not an easy task.
Cheng Chubi thought about it for a long time, that's all. Although he lacks practical experience, he has read countless films, cough...
This is not the point. The point is that the films I enjoy are all serious and pure love movies, very pure ones.
Therefore, I don’t quite understand how men and women should get along more harmoniously when wearing clothes, of course, if they are brothers.
If one meal of wine is not enough, then two meals will always bring out the emotions.
As for the kind of love movies in movies and TV series that cry and shout "I love you, you don't love me", which is like a fucking masterpiece, Cheng Chubi also accompanied the girls to enjoy it.
But I really don’t understand how the brains of those characters grow. If you love them, just be happy. If you don’t love them, just go back to their homes and find their own mothers. How good is it?
The two directors are also cunning and cunning people. It seems that they can't delay the film for more than an hour without causing more difficulties for the young man and woman.
Every time, the girl next to me would wipe her red eyes, cuddle up, look at Cheng Chubi pitifully, and say that she was so moved that she was about to cry.
Cheng Chubi always felt that there was something wrong with this girl's brain. Can't you see that the director was trying to express sadness without adding new lyrics?
There are also those male and female protagonists whose skin is polished to the point where their pores are gone, their acting skills are not up to par, and their acting is so charming, you can be moved by this, haha...
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When he raised his eyes and saw Li Chengqian looking at him eagerly, Cheng Chubi smacked his mouth and had an idea.
I don't know much about women's psychological activities, but some people do. No, some people are women, such as that strange woman who likes to pretend to be fierce.
Cheng Chubi's mind suddenly flashed into that charming and intelligent woman Wu Mei.
A woman who can become the only female emperor in history, a woman who can control the men in the world to revolve around her baton, she at least knows herself well.
Cheng Chubi raised the corners of his mouth confidently and smiled happily at Li Chengqian.
"What's that girl Su's character like?"
Li Chengqian replied without thinking. "My mother said that Miss Su has a gentle and virtuous personality, which is very similar to my mother..."
Cheng Chubi almost burst into laughter. When I saw your father, he was just an honest and honest boy. But is that the truth?
"Have you never seen it with your own eyes?" Cheng Chubi, an honest and sincere boy, asked again.
Seeing Li Chengqian, he shook his head sadly. "My mother also made arrangements before, but at that time, there were too many men and women, so I didn't pay much attention to it."
"Huh?..." Li Chengqian's eyes suddenly lit up and he stared at Cheng Chubi.
"What do you mean when I say, Your Highness, you've been flirting for a long time? If you have something to say, can you just say it?"
Cheng Chubi always felt that the prince's eyes were very sneaky. He twisted his neck uncomfortably and said.
I always felt that his expression was like he wanted to hang a pot on Cheng's back, so Cheng Chubi quickly reminded him in time.
"Your Highness, don't make any random decisions, let alone ask me to help you see your wife. Your father may have compromised my legs before I even arrived at the Su Mansion."
Li Chengqian couldn't help but sigh sadly. "How could my father be so unreasonable?"
"I said, Your Highness, do you really have this idea?" Cheng Chubi took a breath of cold air.
"Your Highness, let's get down to business. Let me compile a guide for you on how to get along with women."
"Strategy?" Li Chengqian looked at Cheng Chubi in confusion.
"It's similar to the Art of War." Cheng Chubi raised his hand and made blind gestures. "For example, "The Art of War" teaches people how to win on the battlefield."
"And "Love Strategy" is to teach you, Your Highness, how to win the hearts of women..."
Looking at the spittle flying everywhere, Cheng Sanlang was so confident that he was so confident.
Li Chengqian swallowed his saliva and felt vaguely that this guy was bragging.
But he couldn't find any evidence, not to mention the only one he could turn to for help.
"Brother, please calm down. Do you really have any idea?"
Cheng Chubi raised the corner of his mouth and his eyes were as sharp as a knife.
"Haha... I'm not looking down on you. Don't worry, within three to five days, I will give you a book of ten thousand words."
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The day of rest came again, and Cheng Sanlang, who was as industrious as a little bee, rushed into the palace again, carrying a heavy luggage and taking firm steps.
Walking on the cleared road, there is not much snow on both sides of the road, because spring is coming soon.
Even though the wind was a bit strong, it made her face hurt. Cheng Chubi simply put on the hat of his bearskin fur coat and covered his face tightly.
He continued to walk towards the Ganlu Hall.
Still some distance away from the Manlu Palace, Cheng Chubi had already heard the familiar cheerful laughter of Li Mingda, the lovely and intelligent princess.
The laughter is so contagious that it makes you feel happy.
"Grandpa, why hasn't Brother Cheng San come yet?" Li Mingda, who had been running on the porch for a long time, stopped and looked into the distance.
Li Yuan, who was a little out of breath while chasing his energetic granddaughter, leaned against the pillar and said with a smile, "Don't worry, that kid will definitely not dare not come."
"Eh? Grandpa, grandpa, look, there is a big stupid black bear!" Li Mingda suddenly lit up and pointed forward.
The loyal guards of Ganlu Palace: "..."
Emperor Li Yuan of the Tang Dynasty. "???"
As soon as he raised his hand, Cheng Chubi, who wanted to say hello, turned black. How do I look like a black bear?
Cheng Chubi quickly pulled off his fur hat, revealing his heroic face, but his face was a little dark.
"Your Highness, I am your minister!"
"Brother Cheng San!" Li Mingda, who was far away, widened his eyes and suddenly chuckled, but he had just stepped forward with his short legs.
He was picked up by the agile Li Yuan. "Don't go there, dear, there's snow down there, and it won't be good if your shoes get wet."
"Cheng Laosan is standing there in a daze, why don't you hurry up and come over."