Chapter 337: The kind of person who is worried about planning for the country and doesn’t think about tea or food (please subscribe and vote)
Cheng Chubi saw Li Shimin's old face that looked displeased, and was frightened in his heart. Oh no, the old guy is looking for trouble?
Cheng Chubi quickly saluted Li Shimin and said seriously.
"My uncle is very aware, and my nephew also feels that there are many loopholes in the security work of the East Palace. It is simply leaking everywhere."
"???" Li Shimin looked at the serious Cheng Chubi with a confused expression. What's wrong with this kid?
Empress Changsun lowered her head deeply and looked away.
Li Mingda, who was nestling in the arms of Empress Changsun and eating bee pupae, blinked his bright black eyes and looked at brother Cheng San, his smile was particularly cute.
"Cheng Sanlang, you..."
"Uncle, my nephew knows that although he is somewhat responsible for this matter.
But my nephew is just a deputy leader in the left palace of the East Palace. My nephew cannot bear the main responsibility."
"Shut up!" Li Shimin's face immediately darkened. How did this kid get such a brain? Is this the point?
Li Mingda quietly approached Empress Changsun's ear and whispered softly, "Mother, Brother Cheng San is so naive and so cute."
With a puff, Empress Changsun quickly scratched the little clever girl in her arms and forced herself to calm down. "Eat your food, and don't disturb your father."
Cheng Chubi pursed his lips and looked at Li Shimin, whose face turned dark. After thinking about it, he felt that he still needed to express something.
"My nephew is not a bully, I just think it's necessary...Okay, I'll shut up." I saw Uncle Li's posture as if he was about to pounce on his prey.
Cheng Chubi's last struggle failed, so he could only lower his head and pretend to be good. Nima, pretending to be stupid and stunned can't get through, what should I do?
Li Shimin took a deep breath of air. He didn't want to be angry with the stupid boy who had completely deviated from this thinking mode, so he simply asked straight to the point.
"Give me an honest answer. You and Cheng Qian avoided everyone and squatted in the grass shouting and killing. What do you want to do?"
"Your Majesty, is this what you want to ask?" Cheng Chubi was stunned for a moment, as if he realized at this moment that his inference had gone astray?
"Nonsense, what else do you think it could be?" Li Shimin scolded with a dark face. "Hurry up and tell me what you are doing."
When Cheng Chubi came back to his senses, he looked at Uncle Li's darkened face, and his heart suddenly became alarmed.
Tell Uncle Li that yesterday he squatted at Yichun Palace and admired the ants all afternoon?
Well, yesterday afternoon, a wasp with a broken wing was found in an ant nest, and a very fierce battle broke out between the two sides.
However, as the patron saint of ants, Li Chengqian stood on the side of the ants and wanted to kill the wasps several times so that the ants could enjoy their meal in peace.
However, the ant killer Cheng Chubi, who was on the opposite side of the ants, promptly stopped Li Chengqian's unethical behavior.
It is believed that natural selection is the nature of things and the basic law of survival. You cannot help them for the rest of their lives.
Therefore, what we should do more is to encourage them. As the saying goes, there is no rainbow without going through wind and rain.
Li Chengqian was convinced by Cheng Laosan who was talking nonsense seriously, so the two of them squatted there and watched the battle between ants and wasps for almost an afternoon.
In the end, the wasp, which could not defeat hundreds of hands with its two fists, was dismembered by the ants and dragged back to the ant nest.
Let His Royal Highness Li Chengqian, the Prince of the East Palace, and his deputy Cheng Chubi, Zuo Nei of the East Palace, spend a satisfying and fulfilling afternoon.
But, can you tell this to His Majesty the Emperor of the Tang Dynasty who is looking forward to the success of His Highness the Prince and hates that iron cannot be transformed into steel?
Of course not. If he really told the truth, Cheng Chubi believed that he would definitely be dragged outside the Manlu Palace and enjoy a massage with the spinal cane.
Then he was carried back to the mansion and accepted the ridicule of his eldest brother and second brother who took pleasure in his misfortune.
And His Highness the Crown Prince will also be labeled by Uncle Li as someone who loses his mind by playing with things, which may cause a setback to their growing relationship between father and son.
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Li Shimin sat peacefully behind the couch and waited for ten breaths, only to see Cheng Chubi sitting there dumbfounded, not even farting.
He couldn't help but feel a little embarrassed. He tapped the case with his fingers and shouted impatiently. "What are you doing, kid?"
"Uncle, don't worry, let me wait for my nephew to figure it out..." Cheng Chubi's eyes turned furtively for a few times, then suddenly lit up.
"Well, it's like this. Your Highness, the Crown Prince, started from the time when Wu Ben of the Tang Dynasty left Chang'an westward and went on an expedition to Tuyuhun."
"The kind of person who is always worried about planning for the country and doesn't think about tea or food..."
Empress Changsun rubbed her belly gently with her hands and buried her head deeply in her daughter's hair. She suddenly regretted why she was sitting here.
At least go to the inner room, even if you can't laugh wantonly, you can still cover yourself with a towel and silk handkerchief.
"Cheng Laosan, try saying nonsense again!" Li Shimin finally couldn't stand it any longer and slapped the desk. If it weren't for the Guanyin maid and her daughter who were right in front of him.
I really wish I could ejaculate with my tiptoe and throw this old Cheng family chatterbox into the ejaculation pool.
Cheng Chubi saw Li Shimin's eagerness to give it a try, so he had to express it in the simplest terms.
"Uncle, don't be angry. This is a war game. My nephew and the prince are making plans for a war game."
My nephew is really not a bad guy, but in this case, don't you think your Majesty is too dry?
You have to be emotional when you speak. Even if you are giving a report, your tone must be ups and downs to make it sound good.
However, considering that it is already spring, the emperor's temper may be a bit violent because his hormones may be a little over-excited.
With his father as his big supporter gone, Cheng Chubi felt that he had to be a little bit more conceited, complain about things, and just work quietly.
"War chess deduction? What is this?" Although Li Shimin was very annoyed by Cheng Laosan's talkative nonsense.
However, he still quite recognized the talent of Cheng Laosan, and the war game was deduced.
These four words instantly made Li Shimin feel famous and famous.
"Uncle asked well, war chess is to turn thousands of troops into chess pieces and use the sand table as the game.
On this sand table, based on the strength, morale, supplies, and equipment of both sides, a simulated combat simulation of a real war will be conducted through a turn-based system..."
“In order to deduce the military trends of both the enemy and ourselves to the greatest extent, and to test the impact of various tactics and strategies on victory or defeat.
In order to obtain the final victory, and then derive it into reality..."
Li Shimin watched blankly as Cheng Chubi opened and closed his mouth. After all, he was the emperor who had been in the military for decades and one of the greatest military strategists in the Tang Dynasty.
Cheng Chubi's words seemed to open a new door to Li Shimin's military strategic thinking.
It's just that there is a big and eye-catching word "Cheng" posted on this door, and maybe there is also the "Cheng family's picture of exorcising evil spirits from the house" posted on it.
It proves that this war game is the invention patent of the old Cheng family, if the shameless old guy Cheng Yaojin is present.
Tsk, tsk, tsk... You can definitely beat the gongs and drums, the old Cheng family is so talented in both civil and military skills, they are all masters in military tactics, chess, calligraphy and painting.
Li Shimin's heart was filled with turbulent thoughts, and he stared blankly at Cheng Chubi, who was spitting like stars, and said nothing for a long time.