Chapter 34 Show everyone what is a pure man's game asset
Cheng Chubi glanced at the flying crow with a confused look on his face, and then looked at General Li who was scratching his skin.
The adjective "fat" probably has something to do with eating. Boss, don't you think you can drool even when you see a crow? How hungry do you have to be?
"Brother Ke, can you please stop making trouble and drink your wine quickly? You can dance with swords and knives in my house. You can do bows and arrows when you leave the city."
Cheng Yaojin was unhappy and waved his hands in disgust.
"Otherwise, a certain thing that is not a thing will come to His Majesty again and complain that I, Old Cheng, bullied him."
Hearing these words, several big guys laughed incessantly. Only Niu Jinda, who was a sincere man, stood up and dragged Master Li back to persuade him.
"Senior Brother Ke, sit down quickly and let that poor thing live. There are only two ounces of meat left, not enough for one bite."
"Forget it, I'll let you live today."
Although Master Li was a little unhappy, he finally sat back angrily, picked up the wine glass, poured it into his mouth, and winked for a long time before spitting out the alcohol.
Then he continued to treat the delicious dishes on the table, praising them endlessly.
"Second brother, does this Uncle Li have any deep grudge against birds?" Cheng Chubi lowered his voice and asked curiously.
"Haha... Third brother, you have lost your memory. Everyone in Chang'an knows the name Li Bird Thief."
Before Cheng Chuliang could say anything, his eldest brother was already happy.
"Li Bird Thief?" Cheng Chubi was immediately confused. Seeing that Uncle Li did not have a hooked nose, and his appearance was not that of an eagle looking at a wolf, how could he have such a derogatory nickname?
"This Uncle Li is the younger brother of Grand Duke Li Jing. He loves birds as much as he lives. His favorite thing to do is to shoot and eat birds.
Countless birds around Chang'an City were killed by his arrows.
He caused so much trouble around Chang'an that the birds recognized him. Wherever he went, the birds flew around like their nests had exploded.
Therefore, the people in Chang'an privately gave him the name Bird Thief. If you don't believe me, ask Brother Li..."
Li Qi, the youngest son of Li Niaothief, turned pale, but Boss Cheng, who was as strong as an ox, was telling the truth. He could only grunt and look away, not arguing with Tie Hanhan.
"..." Cheng Chubi really didn't know that there was such a strange number one figure among the famous generals of the Tang Dynasty.
The second brother happily drank a cup of secret Sanle juice and told an interesting story about the Li bird thief that happened in Cheng Mansion.
It was a winter night that was unforgettable for the old neighbors around Lu Guogong's Mansion.
That night, the Cheng Mansion was holding a family banquet, and a group of nobles from the Tang Dynasty were drunk with the Cheng Mansion's secret Sanle juice.
Various shouting competitions began. The problem is that you can only compete with your skills. It's very exciting to punch to the flesh.
Even if there is a saying for dancing with a sword, but drinking too much in the middle of the night is better than shooting birds with archery?
Several feather arrows were inserted into the roof of the neighbor's study, for fear that the neighbor who was reading military literature at night would be frightened and think that an enemy was coming to kill him.
The whole family was frightened and jumped up and down for a long time before they realized what was going on. The offended neighbors were not happy about it.
On the spot, a group of servants and guards rushed over to argue. Neither party was very rational and immediately greeted each other's women in the other's family.
As a result, a violent conflict broke out in front of Lao Cheng's house, which led to the emergency dispatch of Chang'an County police officers and Jinwu Guards.
Cheng Bully, the organizer of the banquet, and Li Niaothief and Li Ji, the two participants in the archery competition, were severely scolded by the angry Majesty.
They fined three people a year's salary and apologized to the victims. After that, similar accidents finally stopped happening.
This neighbor is the black dog that the old Cheng family misses every day, Mr. Hou...
Seeing the eldest and second brothers of the Bi family grinning happily, as well as a group of noble children, Cheng Chubi felt bad. What about the strict family tradition that he promised?
What the hell are these guys laughing at? They are proudly showing off their own family disgrace, what the hell...
I used to think that the eldest brother and the second brother were just honest, but now it seems that they are just two idiots. See, this is the result of the lack of nine-year compulsory education.
He looked at his father who was standing on top of the throne, drunk and happily chatting with a bunch of rough men for three more drinks.
Cheng Chubi suddenly felt a weight on his shoulders, such an unreliable biological father and the eldest and second brothers were like copied and pasted.
It seems that the burden of educating the three younger brothers to become smart and outstanding cannot be counted on these three.
Sanlejiang was very painful when I drank it at first, but after I drank it smoothly, I actually felt that the more I drank, the more delicious it became.
It may seem that the wine tastes light and not intoxicating, but in fact, after drinking a few more drinks, Mian Chang has full stamina, as evidenced by the two unlucky children Li Ke and Fang Jun.
The famous generals of the Tang Dynasty were very drunk at the banquet, eating and drinking while reminiscing about the past.
They talked about interesting stories about killing people and killing generals and capturing flags.
They are making trouble for each other, laughing and joking, and are extremely happy. This is the pure comradeship of rough men.
Cheng Chubi, the only calm person in the hall, was very sad and sighing.
It is also a rare honor to be able to see the other side of these famous historical figures.
Above, the bosses seemed to dislike the sound of people drinking, eating, and chatting, which was not lively enough.
Cheng Yaojin took it seriously and shouted. Soon, four armed generals rushed in with horizontal knives, making Cheng Chubi tremble in fright.
Then I saw that these four people did not cut down the big guys present, but started to stand in the hall and started humming and jumping...
Although this ancient war dance is very stiff, it makes people feel like a group of soldiers practicing fighting.
But every movement is full of strength, and when he chops, he shouts repeatedly, which makes people's blood boil.
The older generation can still sit back and caress their beards to admire it, while the young people are clapping their hands and applauding.
This kind of war dance, which is very pure and straight for men, made Cheng Chubi excited and cheered loudly.
Only Qin Li, who was only eight years old, seemed not to be interested in this thing. He actually yawned in such a lively scene...
An exciting war dance heated up the atmosphere of the family banquet, and then a group of young people also jumped out to entertain the elders with swords and boxing.
It has to be said that the two sons of Li Ji's family look like his father, and they are both very heroic. When dancing with swords, they are more artistic and danceable than the war dances of the four rough-looking servants of the old Cheng family.
When the two brothers finished their sword dance, the hall burst into cheers and cheers. This made Li Ji, a father, even more proud, stroking his long beard and burst into laughter.
"Alas, these two traitors, with their little abilities, make you laugh..."
These words directly made several famous Tang generals present unhappy. Yuchi Gong took a sip of Sanle pulp and curled his lips in disapproval.
"What's so exciting about sword dancing? It's not really about fighting. Paulin, Baoqing, you brothers, come here and show everyone what a purely men's game is."
Hearing this summons, Cheng Chubi saw the Heita twins, who he couldn't tell who was the eldest and who was the second, jumped up excitedly. After smiling at each other, they invariably grabbed their clothes and pulled them to both sides.