Chapter 393: Stepping on the ancient road that the ancestors and grandson heroes have dug up
Chapter 393 Embark on the ancient road excavated by our ancestors, the eldest grandson Yingxiong... (please subscribe, vote and reward)
Changsun Wuji was lying on the couch calmly, his ears twitching, but the two boys were a little far away.
I couldn't quite hear what they were muttering about, but the problem was that I really didn't want to deal with that annoying Cheng Sanlang.
Therefore, it is better to lie here, which is more comfortable. Just lying there, I gradually started to feel a little sleepy.
A sudden cough made Changsun Wuji suddenly open his eyes, turned his head and looked over, but did not see the owner of the cough, Li Shimin, who was familiar with the cough.
Then I saw the eldest son, Sun Chong, walking towards this side with a very complicated expression. "Father...that Cheng Sanlang said..."
"What did he say?" Changsun Wuji sighed softly and reluctantly smiled at Changsun Chong. "But it doesn't matter."
"He said he needed to do a rectal examination for you. He said you probably weren't willing to let him do it, so he asked the child to call Changsun Zhongping over."
Changsun Wuji's expression immediately changed. "Anal, what the hell is anal examination?" I always felt very uneasy inside, mainly because the word was so weird.
"My kid doesn't quite understand. It probably means that it's the same as what Changsun Zhongping gave you... well, it's roughly the same."
"...I just have constipation, is this necessary?" Changsun Wuji's fair and fat face had various colors at the moment.
"Cheng Sanlang said that we need to pass an anal examination to determine whether there is any foreign body growth in your... your vaginal passage, and you need to remove it..."
Changsun Chong had a good mind and a good memory, so he roughly told Changsun Wuji what Cheng Chubi had described.
Although Changsun Wuji was not happy, he could tell that Cheng Chubi's method seemed to be really treating him, rather than teasing him.
"Father, my child also thinks what Cheng Sanlang said is very reasonable, so my child feels..."
"Okay, just let Zhongping come over." Changsun Wuji said feebly.
We have come to this point, how can we give up halfway? I have already exposed my chest and back, so I don't have to take off the crotch cloth this time.
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In a short time, Changsun Chong brought the Changsun Zhongping over. Cheng Chubi looked at the Changsun Zhongping who was saluting him.
Well, he looks like a skinny man. Cheng Chubi lowered his eyes, oh, he is indeed a hero who specializes in digging out Zhao Guogong's buttocks.
It seems that at least he has good talent and has a pair of very slender hands.
"I dare to ask Cheng Taichang, how do you need a villain to do it?"
"Wait a minute, let me ask you, do you keep the things you usually take out for Zhao Guogong?"
"???" Changsun Zhongping's whole body froze instantly, and he looked at Cheng Sanlang with dull eyes. Why the hell should I keep it? It's shit! Shit as hard as a rock! Why should I keep it?
Cheng Sanlang's expression did not waver at all, and he continued to ask in an extremely serious manner.
"It seems you didn't keep them, so do you still remember their dryness, wetness and hardness?"
Changsun Zhongping looked at his young master blankly, and Changsun Chong said helplessly, "Listen to Cheng Taichang and say whatever you know."
"Little one, all I know is that it's very hard, no matter how you put it, it's like dry mud."
Cheng Chubi asked several questions one after another that, although uncomfortable, were necessary.
Changsun Zhongping could only answer one by one. Cheng Chubi calculated the information he had collected, and then explained a few words to Changsun Zhongping.
Changsun Zhongping nodded honestly. "Okay Cheng Taichang, I know what to do."
"Master, could you please turn sideways..." Changsun Zhongping knelt down on one knee, pulled up his clothes and rolled up his sleeves to get started.
"Wait a minute, please observe the situation first." Cheng Chubi patted the eldest son Sun Zhongping on the shoulder and ordered.
"Don't understand? What it means is that you take your eyes and take a good look at the patient's buttocks to see if there is anything strange."
"See if it's a regular chrysanthemum shape or an irregular shape, do you understand?" Cheng Chubi felt tired. The generation gap of more than a thousand years is indeed not so easy to make up for.
"What?!" Changsun Zhongping and Changsun Chong said in unison with squinting eyes.
There is a strong sense of pictures in my mind. Chrysanthemums with different shapes and colorful colors begin to overlap with the buttocks...
Changsun Wuji stretched out his hand to grab the skirt of his shirt that he had taken off, and slowly bit it tightly. I heard nothing and saw nothing...
What should I do otherwise? How could I still jump up naked and fight to the death with that bastard Cheng Laosan using bastard punches?
"Well, you took it in? Try to feel around to see if there is anything strange, and then stretch inside..."
Cheng Chubi assumed a stand-by attitude, and his voice came out from inside the mask, instructing the hero on how to perform an anal examination.
"It hurts, it hurts..." Changsun Wuji suddenly screamed strangely. Changsun Zhongping was so frightened that he twitched his fingers and made a sound similar to pulling out a bottle cork.
A picture flashed in Cheng Chubi's mind. In the music dining room, an elegant waiter forcefully uncorked the bottle of Lafite 1982 in front of the guests. This is probably how the echo came out.
sound.
"..." Everyone in the hall grimaced, and Changsun Wuji quietly covered his face with his clothes. Ni Ma almost mistakenly took it as a crotch cloth that he had just taken off.
Outside the house, the Emperor of the Tang Dynasty couldn't hold it in any longer, so he quickly covered his mouth and ran out all the way to have sex.
But the problem is that anal examination cannot be done halfway, but Chang Sun Yingxiong is too harsh, what should I do if it becomes swollen? To be more specific, what should I do if it is swollen?
Therefore, Cheng Chubi had no choice but to put on his gut gloves and said.
"That's all, let me do it. Alas... This is not what Cheng wants. Please bear with me, Changsun Libu..."
Changsun Wuji bit his clothes tightly, his face turned purple, and he never expected that he was the official minister of the Ministry of Personnel and the number one person in Lingyan Pavilion.
The backside is like an open back garden for people to come and go, this is so damn... Changsun Wuji, a gentle man who gave up martial arts and became a civilized man, couldn't help but start swearing frequently in his heart.
In the summer of the ninth year of Zhenguan in the Tang Dynasty, the left guard of the Tang Dynasty led the Taichang Temple Prime Minister and the imperial physician Cheng Chubi, wearing a sheep intestine glove on his middle finger, to set foot on the ancient road Rechang excavated by the ancestor Sun Yingxiong...
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After checking, Cheng Chubi threw away the mutton glove in disgust and washed his hands with soap in the water brought by Changsun Zhongping.
Then he winked at Changsun Chong, and then the two of them went straight to the outside.
The official of the eldest grandson, who was still lying on his side on the couch with his butt raised, and the hero of the eldest grandson family were left to clean up the aftermath.
Cheng Chubi then came to the door, took off his mask, and saw Chang Sun Chong next to him sniffing the fresh air greedily.
I couldn't help but feel happy when I heard Uncle Li's voice coming from the side.
"How?" Li Shimin's expression was not very good. He seemed to have heard the name chrysanthemum again just now.
The important thing is that during this period, he has been drinking chrysanthemum tea, which can clear the liver and improve eyesight.
"Uncle, there is nothing serious about Changsun Libu. He is just inactive for a long time, which has caused the intestinal peristalsis to be too slow."
"Coupled with an unbalanced diet, this can lead to such severe constipation."
"Can you cure it?" Li Shimin was more concerned about this.
Seeing the nervous and expectant expressions of Li Shimin and Chang Sun Chong, Cheng Chubi nodded confidently and reservedly and smiled slightly.
"Don't worry, uncle, such minor illnesses can be cured without surgery or medicine."
"Really?" Changsun Chong looked at Cheng Sanlang blankly. This was his first time dealing with the Cheng family.
So when I heard this, my first reaction was that this guy was bragging, with a face full of disbelief.
However, Li Shimin is very aware of Cheng Laosan's arrogant temperament. The fact that he is like this means that he must have a way to solve the problem.
Li Shimin stroked his long beard and asked the most critical question. "If you don't take medicine or have surgery, how can you cure this disease?"
"Of course he can, but it's just that his defecation time is too long, so he needs an enema for the first treatment."
"What the hell is an enema?" Li Shimin looked confused. What kind of magical treatment is this?
Cheng Chubi knew that Li Shimin was not willing to listen to overly detailed medical explanations, so he only explained briefly.
"Enema is to take the liquid used for enema and introduce it from Changsun's official department to lubricate the entire intestine..."